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Giant CAJANUS.
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THE HISTORY OF CAJANUS THE Swediſh GIANT, From his BIRTH To the preſent Time.

By the AUTHOR of the Gigantick Hiſtories.

Printed for Tho. Boreman, Bookſeller, near the two giants in Guildhall, London. 1742. [Price 4 d.]

SUBSCRIBERS To the HISTORY of The Swediſh GIANT.

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THE INTRODUCTION.

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THE character that this Swediſh Giant gives of himſelf, of his being the greateſt wonder, of the kind, that ever appeared in this kingdom; that all ranks of people receive a pleaſing ſatisfaction that ſee him, and [xvii]expreſs their ſurprize at his huge ſtature; which, he ſays, exceeds that of any Giant ſince the great Goliah of Gath, whom David ſlew.

This account muſt needs very much awaken the attention of our youth, eſpecially ſuch as have no opportunity to ſee this big Man; I think myſelf, therefore, under an obligation to my young readers, [xviii]who have promoted the ſale of my gigantick Volumes, to give them the Hiſtory of this mighty Chriſtian Goliah, as he calls himſelf: in which I hope to ſatisfy their curioſity, to do honour to his Giantſhip, and at the ſame time vindicate the merit of my much reſpected friends and next neighbours, the two Giants in Guildhall, Gogmagog and Corinaeus.

THE HISTORY Of the Swediſh GIANT.

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CHAP. I. Of the Giant's country, birth, parentage, and education.

THIS Swediſh Giant was born at Oulo, or [20]Ula. a port town ſituated on the eaſt ſide of the Botnick Bay in Finland, bordering on Ruſſia, in the year 1709. His Father's name was Cajanus; a man of a good character, but better noted for his gigantick ſize, than for family or fortune; though without doubt he came from a race of Giants, which it is too troubleſome at this time to trace [21]to the original. His Mother likewiſe was of an uncommon height, which exceeded ſeven feet; and his Siſter, now living, is ſtill taller; who, perhaps, ſhould ſhe live to ſee her Brother return, and know his good luck, may take it in her head to travel upon the ſame errand.

Of theſe Great Parents was our Giant born, and [22]his ſize proves he was no baſtard.

His honeſt, careful old Father, beſtowed on him an education ſuitable to his own circumſtances, and his Son's capacity for learning, which never appeared very quick or lively; and endeavoured to plant in him, whilſt young, the ſeeds of true honour and virtue. He likewiſe brought him up to induſtry, [23]to work in the garden with the ſpade, &c. and to labour in the field in husbandry affairs, and in ſhort, to get his bread by the ſweat of his brow.

As no extraordinary event attended his younger years, he eat, drank, and play'd like other youth, only more at a time, and grew faſter; we'll paſs over this part of his life, and follow him to the next ſtage.

CHAP. II.

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Of the Giant's falling in love with a farmer's daughter, named Dolla Rucina: How he made known his paſſion to her father, and what reception he met with.

NEar to Oulo lived awealthy farmer, who had an only daughter of great beauty, and poſſeſſed [25]of all the virtues which render thoſe charms the more amiable: She was likewiſe trained from her infancy to induſtry, by the care and example of a good Mother, who taught her to ſpin flax and wool; to milk the kine; to make cheeſe and butter, and all that was neceſſary for the female part, in the dairy, the houſe, the garden, or the field; ſo that ſhe had [26]no idle hours to ſpend in dreſs, &c. Nor did ſhe need it; for nature had been very indulgent in plentifully beſtowing graces to ſet her off, without any art or fallacy.

The perfections of this fair maid had taken deep root in our Giant's heart, ſo that in her center'd all his happineſs. He had demonſtrated a good judgment in placing his affections [27]on one ſo worthy: but how to gain her was the point. He ſuffered Love's flame to ſmother a long time in his breaſt, before he dared to undertake this adventure. He was at this time a comely young man; and though he was tall, his ſtature might have been diſpenſed with, had he ceaſed growing: but his continuing to increaſe in bulk [28]and [...] made him almoſt deſpair of ſucceſs: for he could not well expect [...] ſo [...] would venture herſelf with a man of ſo prepoſterous a ſize.

Notwithſtanding theſe checks and rep [...]ſes, which preſented themſelves concerning the difficulty of this undertaking, he at length, with the courage of a Giant, pluck'd up a [29]good heart, and ventured one pleaſant evening to viſit this fair damſel, to whom he was not altogether a ſtranger. She received him with great diſcretion and caution, and he behaved with much politeneſs and good manners.

After ſome little time he addreſs'd himſelf to Dolla Rucina's father, and with a graceful air told his errand; and with great [30]modeſty deſired his permiſſion to viſit his charming daughter, the lovely Dolla Rucina; and tho' his deſigns were ſtrictly honourable, he would not enter upon a buſineſs of ſo great a concern without his leave.

The father anſwer'd, Thou haſt done well, young man, in firſt making known this affair unto me; but what thou askeſt [31]is of ſo great moment, that it requires much conſideration: I cannot therefore immediately conſent to what thou requireſt, till I have well weighed it in my own mind. Tell me, therefore, thy name, parentage, and place of abode. The young Giant anſwered, My name is Daniel Cajanus, ſon of the old Cajanus, of Oulo. An honeſt and reputable family, [32]replied the old man: thy father was not unknown to me. Thou ſhalt be welcome to my houſe, and to ſuch good cheer as it will afford.

Dolla Rucina's parents entertain'd Cajanus with bowls of moſt delicious cream; pails of ſyllabub; freſh cheeſe and butter; all ſorts of choice fruit that their garden or orchard produced; with ſeveral [33]kinds of refreſhing liquors; and, what was more dear to him than all other delights, a reception which gave him great hopes, that one day he ſhould obtain poſſeſſion of the moſt lovely object of his affection.

Our young Giant being thus fortunate in his firſt adventure, often reſorted to this fair maiden, who as conſtantly received him; and, with her [34]parents leave, entertained him in the ſame generous manner; plentifully, and yet prudently, regaling him with good cheer, and a hearty welcome.

CHAP. III.

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How the Giant was diſappointed in gaining the fair Dolla Rucina; and what followed.

AFter a conſiderable time ſpent in courting the beautiful Dolla Rucina, wherein ſucceſs ſeemed to favour all Cajanus's wiſhes, and he even rioted in exceſs of pleaſures; [36]the parents of this fair maid, to whom ſhe was very dear, told her with much tenderneſs, leſt it ſhould cauſe too great an uneaſineſs in her mind; for ſhe had, during the viſits of Cajanus, conceived a very good liking to his perſon; his great bulk was the only objection, and the remarks which the world made of the diſproportion in their ſize. That [37]they ſhould inform Cajanus, at his next viſit, that they could not approve of a match ſo unequal; that they were ſorry they had not broke it off ſooner; and adviſed their daughter no longer to entertain thoughts of marrying a man whoſe ſize exceeded all reaſon. Dolla Rucina, ever obedient to her parents, promiſed them that ſhe would no longer receive [38]him upon that footing; but as they commanded only.

The great diſproportion in their ſize had often given much diſquietude to theſe lovers, and interrupted their greateſt and moſt innocent enjoyments, long before Dolla Rucina had received this injunction from her father.

She at this time reach'd but a little above Cajanus's [39]waſte, and was of an agreeable ſize, and not likely to be taller. He, who already ſurpaſs'd all mankind in heighth, was ſtill growing on apace, as if he intended to tower above the skies.

It was likewiſe a great mortification to the happineſs of this unequal pair, to hear themſelves ridicul'd upon that account, by all the young [40]people in the country round about; to whom this courtſhip was well known, and which afforded them much diverſion.

Dolla Rucina deſired leave of her father, that ſhe herſelf might make this affair known to Cajanus: to which he freely conſented.

This fair damſel had that ſame evening reſolution enough to tell Cajanus [41]all that her father and mother adviſed her to, which was calculated for the good of them both: and this ſhe broke to him in the following manner.

After a deep ſigh, ſhe ſaid, Dear Cajanus, thou haſt need to arm thyſelf with all the fortitude thou art maſter of, leſt what I have to tell thee wound ſo deep, that it overwhelm thy poor ſpirit. Alas! [42] Dolla Rucina has this day received a ſtrict charge from her parents, no longer to entertain thee on any other terms than that of a friend. This charge from my father is of ſo much conſequence, and concerns the happineſs of us both, that I cannot diſobey it.

Cajanus at this news was ſtruck dumb, not one word could he utter, till [43]after ſome time; he withdrew, gave vent to his paſſion in a torrent of tears which flowed from his eyes in great abundance.

Dolla Rucina's parents endeavoured by reaſon to pacify his great grief, but no arguments made any impreſſion; time only was to recover him.

However, in ſome little time he began to recollect himſelf; to walk, talk, [44]and uſe his reaſon. And before his departure they regaled him with curds, cream, and other country fare, as uſual; which Cajanus was a dear lover of, and fed pretty cheerfully upon.

After this refreſhment he bid adieu to his dear Dolla Rucina, paid his reſpects to her worthy parents, and then walk'd leiſurely home, with a belly [45]brimful of good cheer, a heart loaded with ſorrow, and a head full of thoughts of what had happen'd, and of contriving what courſe to take. This held him till he got home, and to bed; where he ſpent the night in uttering deep ſighs and bitter groans: Grief and melancholly had ſeized his heart, dejection was viſible in his countenance.

[46]The friends of Cajanus endeavoured, as Dolla Rucina's had done before, to comfort him under this heavy trial, but in vain; he would yield to no perſwaſions: they left him therefore to his own courſe, which ſeemed fixt upon a firm reſolution of viſiting foreign parts.

Upon every diſappointment which Cajanus met with, a natural ſullenneſs [47]followed, which would yield to no arguments of reaſon; but was forced to be left always to his own will to rectify. This was the occaſion of ſome extraordinary trouble both to himſelf and to his friends.

CHAP. IV.

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Of the Giant's reſolving to leave his country: How he was invited into the army; and what followed.

THE diſappointment which Cajanus met with in his love-adventure, was ſoon ſpread over the town of Oulo, and the neighbouring villages; [49]that he became the jeſt of all the young people of thoſe parts, to whom this amour was well known. He ſhut himſelf up therefore from ſociety, refuſing any longer to appear in publick: and upon this account came to a fixed reſolution of leaving his native place, and viſiting foreign climates.

There happen'd at this time to be recruiting officers [50]in the town of Oulo, who were raiſing men for the ſervice of the King of Sweden, who was then about aſſembling a large army for the recovery of Finland from the Ruſſians, or ſome other important enterprize; being ſpirited up by the artful contrivance of a mitred prieſt, who was chief in the cabinet of a great prince.

Theſe officers being inſormed [51]of the Giant's deſign of going abroad, endeavoured to engage him to enter into the army; to which end they tempted him with money; they promiſed to get him promoted: but neither of theſe allurements had any influence on Cajanus.

It was likewiſe ſtrongly repreſented to him, how much his king and country ſtood in need at that [52]time of his ſervice, and the honour he might get to himſelf. He was ſtill deaf to all this; and choſe rather to leave his country and kindred expoſed to the havock and miſery of war, than to lend them his aſſiſtance.

CHAP. V.

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How the example of ſome mighty Giants of old was propoſed to Cajanus; how be rejected them with diſdain: and whether this great Swediſh Giant is not a very great coward.

THE firſt is Goliah, the great Giant of Gath, who made the [54]whole hoſt of the Iſraelites to quake: Even King Saul himſelf, who was taller than any man in his army, and a valiant ſoldier too, was afraid of this great Philiſtine. He went out day by day, and vaunted out his inſolent ſpeeches, and hold threats of picking their bones, and giving their fleſh to the fowls of the air and beaſts of the [...]. This put Saul and [55]his army into ſo great a panick, that had it not been for the fortunate ſtone from the ſling of young David, the ſon of Jeſſe, it might have gained the Philiſtine army the victory.

The next is the ſtrong and valiant Sampſon; who, when he was laid down to repoſe himſelf, and his enemies were ſtealing unawares to ſeize him; it [56]was no ſooner called out to him, Sampſon, the Philiſtines are upon thee; but he ſtarts up, lays hold of the firſt weapon in his way, even the jaw-bone of an aſs, with which he laid about him ſo faſt, that he ſmote them hip and thigh, and after he had ſurveyed the ſlain, he ſat down and compoſed a ſong of triumph; viz. Heaps upon heaps: with the jaw-bone [57]of an aſs I have ſlain a thouſand men. True courage never wants a weapon.

We read in the Hiſtory of the Kings of Iſrael, of the mighty Tachmonite, named Adino, who ſlew eight hundred at one time. And of Eleazar, the ſon of Dodo, who routed a whole army. Sacred Writ mentions many ſuch ſtout champions who devoted [58]their ſervice for the defence of their country. Profane hiſtory relates the ſame of all their great heroes.

The noble actions of theſe brave old Giants, was no inducement to Cajanus; he was afraid of being placed in the front of the battle, to have the rough muſick of musket balls whiſtling in his ears. The thoughts of this was [59]death to him. How far ſhort does this Swediſh Giant's courage fall of Giant Gogmagog's, who, even now in his old age, will ſtand the fire of a whole regiment of our valiant city train'd-bands, without winching? and his ſtout brother Corineus will do the ſame.

Giant Cajanus would hearken to no propoſals of going into the army; and [60]told the recruiting officers that he look'd upon what they had promiſed, as only to inveigle and trappan him, and not in their power to perform; and therefore gave them an abſolute denial, that he would not accept of a ſoldier's life: and refuſed to be ſeen by them any more.

As Giant Cajanus grew up, he ſhewed a leſſer [61]inclination to a military life than was expected: for inſtead of a brave martial ſpirit, of gaining glory in the field of war, he had a natural averſion to the life of a ſoldier; and choſe rather to travel like a vagabond, to ſhew his great bulk for lucre: which ſhews that the biggeſt men have not always the ſtouteſt hearts.

How pleaſant would it [62]have been for future ages to have read in the Swediſh chronicle of the glorious atchievements of the great Cajanus, when he appeared in the day of battle in the fore front of the army? that to him, in a great meaſure, might be owing, victory againſt the Ruſſians.

He might have been made to look very terrible and fierce, by gracing his [63]head with a ſtately ſtrong helmet, properly adorn'd, which might have added to his ſtature two or three foot; and given him a handſome & ſtrong ſhield; likewiſe to have fenced his body with armour of poliſh'd ſteel, and a ſword anſwerable to his great ſize; ſo to have equipp'd him every way like a man of war. And then, if he had had no true courage [64]of his own, he might have pretended to vaunt it out with big words, like the braggadocias of Tottenham-court, of what they can do; though they never deſign to hurt their powerful antagoniſt. Such language, perhaps, might intimidate an enemy, and thereby have gain'd advantage to themſelves.

Giant Cajanus had been privately inform'd, that the [65]recruiting officers expected an order to preſs him into the King's ſervice, he therefore agrees with the captain of a ſhip to carry him to Holland.

He immediately prepares for his voyage, takes leave of all his friends, and before his departure he went and took his laſt farewel of the charming Dolla Rucina, and her good father and mother. [66]They gave him a hearty welcome: ſo that having eat of their meat and drank of their nectar, they embraced with great tenderneſs, and bid a final adieu to each other.

I ſhould have told my readers, that Dolla Rucina was now married to a young farmer, whoſe father was lately dead, and had left him in poſſeſſion of a rich farm. They were [67]agreeable in ſize and circumſtances, and had the proſpect of being a very happy couple: in which ſtate we ſhall leave her, and trace the footſteps of young Giant Cajanus only.

CHAP. VI

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Of what befel Cajanus in his paſſage from Finland to England.

GIant Cajanus, having provided all things neceſſary for this voyage, and the ſhip being ready to fail, went aboard as private as he could; where [...]ving ſtow'd himſelf in the great cabbin, not caring [69]to ſhew himſelf till at ſea; the captain gave or ders to weigh anchor and ſet fail; a freſh gale of wind ſpringing up, which ſoon run them out of ſight of Oulo, and held favourable all down the Botnick Bay: they had likewiſe good weather thro' the Baltick ſea.

Cajanus was well uſed by the captain, who entertain'd him with his [70]adventures in many voyages and travels to foreign parts, and the dangers he eſcap'd; very pleaſant to hear, but too much to relate in this Hiſtory. Cajanus, in his turn, entertain'd the captain with his own adventures by land: theſe relations were often ſeaſon'd with good bowls of punch, canns of flip, and other refreſhing liquors. And thus they [71]ſpent their time, during a ſafe and quick paſſage to Holland; in which no real dangers or misfortunes happen'd: exceptin a ſtiff gale of wind, which they met with one evening off the coaſt of Norway, which obliged them to hand all their top-fails, and to fail under them three coaſts: there run a very great head-ſea, and the ſheets being cloſe [72]haul'd, ſhe made but dull way thro' the water; it was beſide dark hazy weather. The failors had often been in greater ſtorms than that, and ſo made light of it. But the caſe of poor Cajanus was quite different; he expected nothing leſs than to be ſwallowed up every minute by the waves. The ſhip ſometimes heel'd gunnel too, which is common in [73]a gale of wind; this ſo much added to Cajanus's fright, to ſee the water come upon deck, that he laid himſelf along, and held faſt by ſome ropes at the weather-ſide, where he was continually ſliding over to leeward, and crawling back again: and ſo, like Siſiphus with his ſtone, his work was never done.

The ſailors endeavour'd to hearten him up at this [74]time; but nothing would do, till Cajanus ſaw the ſtorm abate, day-light appear, and a brave bowl of punch before him: He then look'd as ſtout as the beſt man aboard the ſhip.

Cajanus arriv'd ſafe in Holland, and having made the beſt advantage he could there, being told how fond the Engliſh people are of foreign novelties, eſpecially of a tame Giant, he [75]might find his account in it, if he would viſit that country; for he would be look'd upon as a very great curioſity; perhaps the biggeſt that ever was ſeen in that land.

The Giant being inſtructed how he ſhould behave when he came over, embark'd for England; where landing ſafe, he ſet out privately for London, and took up his reſidence [76]at Charing-croſs: and having recovered himſelf from the fatigues of his journey, began to publiſh his arrival.

CHAP. VII.

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How Giant Cajanus ſold himſelf to the renowned Giant Pinchbone, one of the ſons of Tubalcain, the inventer of a rich metal nearly reſembling gold: and how his maſter chang'd his name from Cajanus, to that of Puſſ.

[78]UPon the firſt notice of the arrival of this Grant at Charing-croſs, his fame was ſoon ſpread over the whole town; ſo that there was a great reſort of perſons of all ranks to ſee him, at one Shilling each; which was a great profit to Cajanus, and an encouragement he ought to have been contented with.

[79]Giant Pinchbone, who is better known for vivacity of parts, and a penetrating genius, than for enormous heighth, or bulk of body; viſiting among other company, and obſerving how well pleaſed every one was with the ſight of him, began preſently to medltate and contrive how he might make advantage to himſelf by ſhewing this huge man.

[80]In a little time, by frequent viſits, he became ſo well acquainted with Giant Caianus, that he obſerved him to be of a very covetous temper; and therefore was to be attack'd on that quarter. Accordingly, an offer being made, he ſoon liſtned to the propoſal; and at laſt agreed, that Giant Pinchbone, for a ſum of money (ſome ſay two hundred [81]Pounds) ſhould have the uſe of him for a certain time (ſix Months, as 'tis ſaid) to expoſe to view, and to make what advantage he could by ſhewing him. Articles being drawn up, and ſign'd, the Giant took the money, the ſight of which made him to ſmile, and put it into a purſe, and that ſafe into his pocket: This done, he delivers himſelf, body [82]and ſoul, whole and entire, with the purchaſe money in his breeches, into the hands of his maſter, who was very well pleas'd with his bargain.

Giant Pinchbone having got the full poſſeſſion of the Swediſh Giant into his own hands, he preſently changed his name to Puff, by publiſhing him to the world under all the exaggerating titles that his [83]great genius could invent: ſuch as ‘the greateſt curioſity that ever was ſeen in this kingdom; the ſurpriſing Giant; the wonderful Coloſius; the Chriſtian Goliah; and many other ſwell'd epithets: and at length that he was ſpeedily to ſe out for Portugal. By theſe means, this ſon of Tub [...] ca [...], ſoon got his purchaſe money in again.

CHAP. VIII.

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How Giant Puff was afraid he had made a compact with the Devil, by what be had done: and how his maſter deliver'd him from ſuch terrible apprehenſions.

SOon after Puff had ſold himſelf, the Devil's Agent came to Pinchbone, to ſee if he would [85]part with him again; and to know his price, and what he was fit for. When upon examination, finding that he was no Blackſmith, Wheelwright, Sawyer, Cooper, Carpenter, Joiner, Taylor, nor any other ſerviceable trade, he declined having any thing to do with him: Tho' his maſter was of more honour, and knew better his own intereſt, than to have [86]ſold him to the Devil, if his Agent had liked him.

The great Giant Puff was not ſo big a fool, but he underſtood the Agent's buſineſs: he grew very uneaſy at what he had done: and was afraid that he had already enter'd into Articles with the Devil. He had read of perſons ſelling themſelves, and making ſuch compacts for a term of years, at the end [87]of which they were fetcht away: the thoughts hereof terribly frighted this mighty Chriſtian Goliah.

This threw the Giant into deſpair. He was jealous of his maſter; and expected no other than the Devil to ſend his Agent for him. His maſter endeavour'd to free him from theſe fears; and to divert his mind, promiſed to ſhew him Oxon, [88] &c. by which means he in ſome meaſure recover'd him from his melancholy.

CHAP. IX.

How Puff's maſter carried him to the chief Univerſity of this kingdom, and how he was receiv'd there

PUFF's maſter having ſatisfy'd his Giant's [89]mind that his intentions were honourable, provides a proper machine, perhaps a chaiſe which travels without horſes, and conveys him ſafe to Oxford: where having furniſh'd him with commodious longings, and given him time to refreſh and repoſe himſelf, he gave notice of the Giant's arrival in that city: which was no ſooner made [90]known, but the curious from all parts flock'd to ſee him; eſpecially the ſtudents of the Univerſity, who were well ſatisfied with the ſight of this living Coloſſus. They never before had ſeen any thing but the bones of dead Giants; ſuch as long ſhins, and thighs, great ribs, vaſt skulls, &c. They had read indeed of the Philiſtine, Goliah of Gath, [91]and his brothers; and of the enormous ſize of Og, king of Baſhan, and many more, mentioned in holy writ. And likewiſe ſome very monſtrous big Giants which the learned tell us of. But here was a living proof of there being Giants; a man who meaſured in heighth eight foot four inches without ſhoes; and could reach ten and a half: And when [92]he was in health, his bulk was in proportion to that of his heighth. Sure this is demonſtration enough to end all diſputes about the exiſtence of Giants.

I make no doubt but that there has appear'd, at different times, all thoſe that have been mentioned by hiſtorians; tho' now, by length of time, they ſeem like monſtrous and fabulous relations.

CHAP. X.

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How ſome unlucky ſcholars had formed a plot for ſeizing the Giant in one of his night perambulations: and how he was delivered out of their hands, and got ſafe to town.

DUring the time that the Swediſh Giant [94]was at Oxford, ſome ingenious ſcholars, who perhaps could not afford to pay for the ſight of him, enter'd into a deſign of ſeizing, and carrying him by main force to ſome private place; where they intended to have read a lecture upon this great man, and to have examined him joint by joint, and limb by limb. In order, therefore, to put [95]this ſcheme in execution, it was agreed to ſeize him in one of his evening ſallies: it being cuſtomary for the Giant to take a ſmall airing, when the city was in profound reſt. This plot was carried into execution by a few of them, who were deſperate and reſolute: they knew he had not courage to defend himſelf. The Giant being laid hold on, [96]was carried to a proper place; and a watch ſet over him, with a promiſe he ſhould come to no harm, if he would be quiet; and the next day be ſet at liberty. Pinchbone, his maſter, uſed all the arguments he could think of, to procure his Giant's liberty: but nothing could prevail with them, till he pull'd out ſome of his curious metal [97]toys, which he diſtributed amongſt them, and which they took in reality for gold: This ſo blinded their eyes, that after they had a little ſatisfied their curioſity, in viewing him from head to toe, he was ſet at liberty: which he had no ſooner regain'd, but he begg'd of his maſter to leave that city; which he readily conſented to, and [98]gave him a guide directly to London; and diſcharged his lodging, and followed him.

Giant Puff, whenever he heard any travellers, either behind or before, always ſtepp'd into the hedge, and there ſtood upright; which in the night look'd like the body or trunk of an old tree. By which cunning ſtratagem he eſcaped ſafe to [99]town, without any thing remarkable happening

He was convey'd to an apartment facing the Manſion-houſe; where he remains this 24th of Auguſt, 1742. under the circumſtances deſcribed in the following chapter.

The time being now expired that he ſold himſelf for, Pinchbone, like an honourable maſter, delivered Giant Puff into [100]his own hands, to make the moſt of himſelf.

CHAP. XI.

Of the preſent ſituation of Giant Puff; with a deſcription of him.

THis wonderful Coloſſus is cramm'd, like a Maramotte, in a box, in a ſmall cloſe back [101]room, up one pair of ſtairs, facing the Manſion-houſe; where, perhaps, ſhould he live to ſee it finiſh'd, he may expect to be put into ſome poſt, like Gogmagog and Corineus; whether he has done any thing to deſerve it or no. But that point muſt be left to the conſultation and determination of the heads of the city.

[102]Here each little boy and girl pays Six-pence for the ſight of this big Giant. He is generally ſeated in a great chair, ſuited to his bulk and dignity, and ready to receive company. His dreſs is a rich banjan, after the Turkiſh mode; double breaſted, and ornamented with gold, and girt round the waſte with a ſplendid ſaſh, or girdle, like [103]that of Giant Gog.'s in Guildhall: All his other habit is anſwerable to this, and exactly fitted to the gravity of a peaceable Giant.

Having enter'd Goliah's apartment, paid obeiſance to his Giant Majeſty, and ſurvey'd him a little time ſitting, he begins to rouſe; for he generally ſeems drowſy; which we may impute to [104]illneſs: he fills a glaſs of wine, and drinks to himſelf, (for if any of the company are minded to drink with him, they muſt ſend for their bottle.) He then riſes up, and ſurprizes all ſpectators with his great heighth and bigneſs. And having ſtalk'd backwards and forwards in his room, half a dozen turns, and entertain'd the company [105]with a ſong, in a voice as loud as the great pipe of a large organ, and in a tune like Tidde-doll over his gingerbread; he drinks another glaſs, and perhaps another, if he fancies it. Then he ſhews how high he can reach; anſwers civil queſtions, and ſuffers ſome parts of his body to be meaſur'd; and theſe are the chief exploits he performs, excepting it be [106]to ſnuff a candle, or to let a fart.

His heighth was eight foot, four inches; and the bigneſs of his body and limbs was once in juſt proportion. But now his legs are gouty and ill ſhapen; his knees knock together; his body bowed, that it ſeems painful for him to ſtretch, or raiſe himſelf up. His head likewiſe hung down, and [107]his cheeks are pinched; his looks fickly, and all his parts greatly waſted. His hands and fingers are very long and ſlender; his feet and toes the ſame.

He is now thirty three years of age, and has been done growing about eight.

I have now, my young readers, given you the ſtate and way of life of this gigantick young man, [108]who for the ſake of a little lucre has deſtroy'd his health, wanting air and exerciſe. Whereas with a proper uſe of his parts, and due care, he might have liv'd to have been an old robuſt Giant, and deſcended to his grave loaden with honours and renown; as the brave Giants of old time.

And it was in order to prevent his being utterly [109]ten to the world, as alſo to oblige my young readers, that I have been at the pains to publiſh this gigantick Hiſtory of his Life; and I doubt not but I ſhall be as handſomely rewarded for it, as I was for writing that of the two Giants my worthy next neighbours, old Gogmagog and Corineus.

[110]He is now attended by phyſicians and ſurgeons; and is in ſuch a dangerous way, as ſeems to forebode a ſpeedy diſſolution.

But leſt this melancholy relation ſhould too much affect the tenderhearted reader, let us haſten to the next chapter.

CHAP. XII.

[111]

A ſtory of the Giant's going to ſee a review; his being made an enſign in the army; and how be quitted his colours.

AS I would no ways derogate from our Giant's reputation for exploits in war, I think myſelf oblig'd to relate a [112]ſtory I have lately heard, tho' I cannot atteſt the truth of it. It is this:

There being a review of the troops aſſembled in Finland, the Giant was perſwaded by ſome of his acquaintance to go to ſee it. The handſome appearance the officers, &c. made, was much admired by all that ſaw them. This fine ſight ſo well pleaſed Cajanus (for ſo we may [113]now call him, as he is his own maſter again) that he accepted of an enſign's place, on promiſe, that if he diſliked a ſoldier's life, he ſhould be at liberty to quit the ſervice.

He being meaſured, cloath'd and arm'd, enter'd into preſent pay; but he ſtalk'd about very awkardly in his new equipments, and ſeldom in his proper place.

[114] Cajanus's brother officers ſoon perceiv'd, that tho' he was of a great bulk, he wanted courage; on which account he could do but little good in the front of an army, excepting to look big, and to help ſcare an enemy that did not know him. But the front was a poſt that great Goliah could by no means like, except at a review, and in time of peace.

[115]In ſhort, even the common ſoldiers took upon them to make game of this tall enſign, nay, challeng'd and affronted him continually; knowing he had not the heart to reſent it.

After a little time, a rumour was ſpread, that the Ruſſians were arming, deſigning to drive the Swedes out of Finland.

Upon this news, ſome of the young officers, who [116]look'd ſo gay at the review, fell ſick; others ſold, or flung up their commiſſions. Cajanus, for his part, neither ask'd leave to quit, nor try'd to [...]ell, but threw down his flag, and got away in the night as faſt as he could.

CHAP. XIII.

[117]

How the Giant went to viſit Gogmagog and Corineus in Guildhall.

IT happen'd that during the time this mighty Swediſh Giant was his own maſter, he was preſented with the Gigantick Hiſtory of the two famous Giants in Guildhall, London; [118]at the ſight of which [...] is impoſſible to expreſs his ſurprize and delight: But upon hearing it read, his countenance fell; and he was much alarm'd, leſt he ſhould not appear to great a curioſity, as he would fain make the world believe. He was inform'd that they were Giants of nice honour, but no ways quarrelſome, unleſs they were firſt affronted. Upon [119]this, he reſolved to make them a viſit in a private manner, to ſee if he could diſcern any lineaments of his anceſtors or kindred in their faces. Accordingly, he ſqueez'd himſelf into a coach, ſitting almoſt double, and drove cloſe to Guildhall. As he enter'd the great door, he had preſently the ſatisfaction of ſeeing, and paying obeiſance to Gogmagog [120]and Corineus, thoſe two brave old city champions. He was ſomewhat abaſh'd at the fierceneſs of their looks, their warlike habits, and ſtately deportment; in which he ſaw nothing that was akin to himſelf. The two old Giants ſtood ſtiff to their poſts, taking very little notice of him; he appearing to them more like the ghoſt of a Giant [121]than any thing elſe: and tho' he came juſt about twelve a-clock, as if he expected an invitation to dinner, when they ſtepp'd down; he was entirely diſappointed if he did: perhaps they might have but ſhort commons that day; or might judge by his looks, that he would with much more intrepidity attack a ſheep than he would a lion.

[122]The people began to gather about the ſtrange Giant from all parts of the Hall; but he, not caring to be ſtar'd at too much, ſtrides gently up to the Bookſciler's, next the Giants, look'd at his books, then turns himſelf round, and without ſaying one word, takes two or three coloſſus ſtrides acroſs the Hall, into the coach, and away he goes: the people [123]gazing after him, as if they had ſeen the apparition of ſome Giant, which has been ſaid to happen before their death.

Now methinks I hear the Giant, upon hearing this read to him, mutter in broken Engliſh, A lye! A lye! A lye! Be that as it will; the next time he comes to Guildhall without giving notice, he will be in danger of being ſqueez'd into Little-eaſe.

CHAP. XIV.

[124]

How well pleas'd Giant Puff will be, at the reading of this Hiſtory. How many handfuls of little boys and girls ſix-pences he will give the author for writing of it; and whether he will not ſet down all the fibs the [125]gigantick author has told, and puff them up.

And how the two famous Giants at Guildhall, being maintain'd at the publick charge for their paſt ſervices, are ſtill to be ſeen for nothing; and do not intend to travel into foreign countries.

And how their Hiſtories in two Volumes are ſold [126]for Four-pence each, finely bound; in the ſaid Guildhall, juſt by them.

And how likewiſe the Curioſities in the Tower, two Volumes; the Hiſtory of St. Paul's Cathedral, two Volumes; and Weſtminſter Abbey, two Volumes, finely bound; may be all had at the ſame place and price.

[]There is a great report of another ſurprizing Giant of our own nation being lately return'd from his travels; and how he pretends, on a clear day, that he can ſee much farther into a milſtone than his neighbours, and that he will teach this art to others: and how he viſits

[128]
All the country round about,
To puff eyes in,
or puff them out.
And how,
The mighty deeds
which he has done,
Shall be penn'd down,
if this ſhould run.
And how,
Here's an End of this Book.
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