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THE RAMBLER.

VOLUME THE SECOND.

Nullius addictus jurare in verba magiſtri,
Quo me cunque rapit tempeſtas, deferor hoſpes.
HOR.

LONDON: Printed for J. PAYNE and J. BOUQUET, IN PATER-NOSTER ROW. M.DCC.LII.

THE RAMBLER.

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NUMB. 35. TUESDAY July 17, 1750:

—Non pronuba Juno,
Non Hymenaeus adeſt, non illi Gratia lecto.
OVID.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

AS you have hitherto delayed the performance of the promiſe, by which you gave us reaſon to hope for another paper upon matrimony, I imagine you deſirous of collecting more materials than your own experience, or obſervation, can ſupply; and I ſhall therefore lay candidly before you an account of my own entrance into the conjugal ſtate.

I WAS about eight and twenty years old, when, having tried the diverſions of the town till I began to be weary, and being awakened into ſome attention to more ſerious buſineſs, [2] by the failure of an attorney to whom I had implicitly truſted the conduct of my fortune, I reſolved to take my eſtate into my own care, and methodiſe my whole life according to the ſtricteſt rules of oeconomical prudence.

IN perſuance of this ſcheme, I took leave of my acquaintance, who diſmiſſed me with numberleſs jeſts upon my new ſyſtem; but firſt endeavoured to divert me from a deſign ſo little worthy of a man of wit, by ridiculous accounts of the ignorance and ruſticity into which many had ſunk in their retirement, after having diſtinguiſhed themſelves for ſome years in taverns and play-houſes, and given hopes of riſing to uncommon eminence among the gay part of mankind.

WHEN I came firſt into the country, which, by a neglect not uncommon among young heirs, I had never ſeen ſince the death of my father, I found every thing in ſuch confuſion, that, being utterly without practice in buſineſs, I had great difficulties to encounter in diſentangling the perplexity of my circumſtances; they however, at laſt, gave way to diligent application, and I ſoon perceived that the advantage of keeping my own accounts [3] would very much over-balance the time which they could require.

I HAD now viſited all my tenants, ſurveyed all my land, and repaired the old houſe, which, for ſome years, had been running to decay. Theſe proofs of pecuniary wiſdom began to recommend me, as a ſober, judicious, thriving gentleman, to all my graver neighbours of the country, who never failed to celebrate my management in oppoſition to Thriftleſs and Latterwit, two ſmart fellows, who had eſtates in the ſame part of the kingdom, which they viſited now and then in a frolick, to take up their rents beforehand, debauch a milk-maid, make a feaſt for the village, and tell ſtories of their own intrigues, and then rode poſt back to town to ſpend their money.

IT was doubtful, however, for ſome time, whether I ſhould be able to hold my reſolution; but a ſhort perſeverance removed all ſuſpicions. I roſe every day in reputation, by the decency of my converſation, and the regularity of my conduct, and was mentioned with great regard at the aſſizes, as a man very fit to be put in commiſſion for the peace.

[4] DURING the confuſion of my affairs, and the daily neceſſity of viſiting farms, adjuſting contracts, letting leaſes, and ſuper-intending repairs, together with the civilities, which were at my firſt arrival to be paid or returned, I found very little vacuity in my life, and therefore had not many thoughts of marriage; but, in a little while, the tumult of buſineſs ſubſided, and the exact method which I had eſtabliſhed, enabled me to diſpatch my accounts with great facility; I had, therefore, now upon my hands, the taſk of finding means to ſpend my time, without falling back into the poor amuſements which I had hitherto indulged, or changing them for the ſports of the field, which I ſaw perſued with ſo much eagerneſs by the gentlemen of the country, that they were indeed the only pleaſures in which I could promiſe myſelf any partaker.

THE inconvenience of this ſituation naturally diſpoſed me to wiſh for a companion, and the known value of my eſtate, with my reputation for frugality and prudence, eaſily gained me admiſſion into every family; for I ſoon ſound that no enquiry was made after any other virtue, nor any teſtimonial neceſſary, [5] but, of my freedom from incumbrances, and my care of what they termed the main chance. I confeſs I could not ſee, without ſome indignation, the eagerneſs with which the daughters, wherever I came, were ſet out to ſhow; nor could I conſider them in a ſtate much different from proſtitution, when I found them ordered to play their airs before me, and to exhibit, by ſome ſeeming chance, ſpecimens of their muſick, their work, or their houſewifery. No ſooner was I placed at table, than the young lady was called upon to pay me ſome civility or other; nor could I find means of eſcaping, from either father or mother, ſome account of their daughter's excellencies, with a declaration, that they were now leaving the world, and had no buſineſs on this ſide the grave, but to ſee their children happily diſpoſed of; that ſhe whom I had been pleaſed to compliment at table, was indeed the chief pleaſure of their age, ſo good, ſo dutiful, ſo great a relief to her mamma in the care of the houſe, and ſo much her pappa's favourite for her chearfulneſs and wit, that it would be with the laſt reluctance that they ſhould part; but to a worthy gentleman in the neighbourhood, whom they might often viſit, they would not ſo far conſult their own gratification, [6] as to refuſe her; and their tenderneſs ſhould be ſhewn in her fortune, when ever a ſuitable ſettlement was propoſed.

AS I knew theſe overtures not to proceed from any preference of me before another equally rich, I could not but look with pity on young perſons condemned to be ſet to auction, and made cheap by injudicious commendations; for how could they know themſelves offered and rejected a hundred times, without ſome loſs of that ſoft elevation, and maiden dignity, ſo neceſſary to the completion of female excellence?

I SHALL not trouble you with a hiſtory of the ſtratagems practiſed upon my judgment, or the allurements tried upon my heart, which, if you have, in any part of your life, been acquainted with rural politicks, you will eaſily conceive. Their arts have no great variety, they think nothing worth their care but money, and ſuppoſing its influence the ſame upon all the world, ſeldom endeavour to deceive by any other means than falſe computations.

I WILL not deny that, by hearing myſelf loudly commended for my diſcretion, I began [7] to ſet ſome value upon my character, and was unwilling to loſe my credit by marrying for love. I therefore reſolved to know the fortune of the lady whom I ſhould addreſs, before I enquired after her wit, delicacy, or beauty.

THIS determination led me to Mitiſſa, the daughter of Chryſophilus, whoſe perſon was at leaſt without deformity, and whoſe manners were free from reproach, as ſhe had been bred up at a diſtance from all common temptations. To Mitiſſa, therefore, I obtained leave from her parents to pay my court, and was referred by her again to her father, whoſe direction ſhe was reſolved to follow. The queſtion then was, only, what ſhould be ſettled. The old gentleman made an enormous demand, with which I refuſed to comply. Mitiſſa was ordered to exert her power; ſhe told me, that if I could refuſe her papa, I had no love for her; that ſhe was an unhappy creature, and that I was a perfidious man: then ſhe burſt into tears, and fell into fits. All this, as I was no paſſionate lover, had little effect. She next refuſed to ſee me, and becauſe I thought myſelf obliged to write in terms of diſtreſs, they had once hopes of ſtarving me into meaſures; but finding me inflexible, the father complied; [8] with my propoſal, and told me he liked me the more for being ſo good at a bargain.

I WAS now married to Mitiſſa, and was to experience the happineſs of a match made without paſſion. Mitiſſa ſoon diſcovered, that ſhe was equally prudent with myſelf, and had taken a huſband only to be at her own command, and to have a chariot at her own call. She brought with her an old maid recommended by her mother, who taught her all the arts of domeſtick management, and was, on every occaſion, her chief agent and directreſs. They ſoon invented one reaſon or other, to quarrel with all my ſervants, and either prevailed on me to turn them away, or treated them ſo ill, they left me of themſelves, and always ſupplied their places with ſome brought from her own relations. Thus they eſtabliſhed a family, over which I had no authority, and which was in a perpetual conſpiracy againſt me; for Mitiſſa conſidered herſelf as having a ſeparate intereſt, and thought nothing her own, but what ſhe laid up without my knowledge. For this reaſon ſhe brought me falſe accounts of the expences of the houſe, joined with my tenants in complaints of hard times, and by means of a ſteward of [9] her own, took rewards for ſoliciting abatements of the rent. Her great hope is to outlive me, that ſhe may enjoy what ſhe has thus accumulated, and therefore ſhe is always contriving ſome improvements of her jointure land, and once tried to procure an injunction to hinder me from felling timber upon it for repairs. Her father and mother aſſiſt her in her projects, and are frequently hinting that ſhe is ill uſed, and reproaching me with the preſents that other ladies receive from their huſbands.

SUCH, Sir, was my ſituation for ſeven years, till at laſt my patience was exhauſted, and having one day invited her father to my houſe, I laid the ſtate of my affairs before him, detected my wife in ſeveral of her frauds, turned out her ſteward, charged a conſtable with her maid, took my buſineſs in my own hands, reduced her to a ſettled allowance, and now write this account to warn others againſt marrying thoſe whom they have no reaſon to eſteem.

I am, &c.

NUMB. 36, SATURDAY, July 21, 1750.

[10]
[...]HOMER.

THERE is ſcarcely any ſpecies of poetry, that has allured more readers, or excited more writers, than the paſtoral. It is generally pleaſing, becauſe it entertains the mind with repreſentations of ſcenes familiar to almoſt every imagination, and of which all can equally judge whether they are well deſcribed. It exhibits a life, to which we have been always accuſtomed to aſſociate peace, and leiſure, and innocence: and therefore we readily ſet open the heart, for the admiſſion of its images, which contribute to drive away cares and perturbations, and ſuffer ourſelves, without reſiſtance, to be tranſported to elyſian regions, where we are to meet with nothing but joy, and plenty, and contentment; where every gale whiſpers pleaſure, and every ſhade promiſes repoſe.

IT has been maintained by ſome, who love to talk of what they do not know, that paſtoral [11] is the moſt antient poetry; and, indeed, ſince it is probable, that poetry is nearly of the ſame antiquity with rational nature, and ſince the life of the firſt men was certainly rural, we may reaſonably conjecture, that, as their ideas would neceſſarily be borrowed from thoſe objects with which they were acquainted, their compoſures, being filled chiefly with ſuch thoughts on the viſible creation as muſt occur to the firſt obſervers, were paſtoral hymns, like thoſe which Milton introduces the original pair ſinging, in the day of innocence, to the praiſe of their maker.

FOR the ſame reaſon that paſtoral poetry was the firſt employment of the human imagination, it is generally the firſt literary amuſement of our minds. We have ſeen fields, and meadows, and groves from the time that our eyes opened upon life; and are pleaſed with birds, and brooks, and breezes, much earlier than we engage among the actions and paſſions of mankind. We are therefore delighted with rural pictures, becauſe we know the original at an age when our curioſity can be very little awakened, by deſcriptions of courts which we never beheld, or repreſentations of paſſion which we never felt.

[12] THE ſatisfaction received from this kind of writing not only begins early, but laſts long; we do not throw it away among other childiſh amuſements and paſtimes as we advance into the intellectual world, but willingly return to it in any hour of indolence and relaxation. The images of true paſtoral have always the power of exciting delight, becauſe the works of nature, from which they are drawn, have always the ſame order and beauty, and continue to force themſelves upon our thoughts, being at once obvious to the moſt careleſs regard, and more than adequate to the ſtrongeſt reaſon, and ſevereſt contemplation. Our inclination to ſtillneſs and tranquillity is ſeldom much leſſened by long knowledge of the buſy and tumultuary part of the world. In childhood we turn our thoughts to the country, as to the region of pleaſure, we recur to it in old age as a port of reſt, and perhaps with that ſecondary and adventitious gladneſs, which every man feels on reviewing thoſe places, or recollecting thoſe occurrences, that contributed to his youthful enjoyments, and bring him back to the prime of life, when the world was gay with the bloom of novelty, when [13] mirth wantoned at his ſide, and hope ſparkled before him.

The ſenſe of this univerſal pleaſure has invited numbers without number to try their ſkill in paſtoral performances, in which they have generally ſucceeded after the manner of other imitators, tranſmitting the ſame images in the ſame combination from one to another, till he that reads the title of a poem, may gueſs at the whole ſeries of the compoſition; nor will a man, after the peruſal of thouſands of theſe performances, find his knowledge enlarged with a ſingle view of nature not produced before, or his imagination amuſed with any new application of thoſe views to moral purpoſes.

THE range of paſtoral is indeed narrow, for though nature itſelf, philoſophically conſidered, be inexhauſtible, yet its general effects on the eye and on the ear are uniform, and incapable of much variety of deſcription. Poetry cannot dwell upon the minuter diſtinctions, by which one ſpecies differs from another, without departing from that ſimplicity of grandeur which fills the imagination; nor diffect the latent qualities of things, without [14] loſing its general power of gratifying every mind by recalling its conceptions. However, as each age makes ſome diſcoveries, and thoſe diſcoveries are by degrees generally known, as new plants or modes of culture are introduced, and by little and little become common, paſtoral might receive, from time to time, ſmall augmentations, and exhibit once in a century a ſcene ſomewhat varied.

BUT paſtoral ſubjects have been often, like others, taken into the hands of thoſe that were not qualified to adorn them, men to whom the face of nature was ſo little known, that they have drawn it only after their own imagination, and changed or diſtorted her features, that their portraits might appear ſomething more than ſervile copies from their predeceſſors.

NOT only the images of rural life, but the occaſions on which they can be properly produced, are few and general. The ſtate of a man confined to the employments and pleaſures of the country, is ſo little diverſified, and expoſed to ſo few of thoſe accidents which produce perplexities, terrors and ſurpriſes, in more complicated tranſactions, that he can be [15] ſhewn but ſeldom in ſuch circumſtances as attract curioſity. His ambition is without policy, and his love without intrigue. He has no complaints to make of his rival, but that he is richer than himſelf; nor any diſaſters to lament, but a cruel miſtreſs, or a bad harveſt.

THE conviction of the neceſſity of ſome new ſource of pleaſure induced Sannazarius to ſubſtitute fiſhermen for ſhepherds, to remove the ſcene from the fields to the ſea, and derive his ſentiments from the piſcatory life; for which he has been cenſured by ſucceeding criticks, becauſe the ſea is an object of terrour, and by no means proper to amuſe the mind, and lay the paſſions aſleep. Againſt this objection he might be defended by the eſtabliſhed maxim, that the poet has a right to ſelect his images, and is no more obliged to ſhew the ſea in a ſtorm, than the land under an inundation; but may diſplay all the pleaſures, and conceal the dangers, of the water, as he may lay his ſhepherd under a ſhady beech, without giving him an ague, or letting a wild beaſt looſe upon him.

THERE are however two defects in the piſcatory eclogue, which perhaps cannot be ſupplied. [16] The ſea, though in hot countries it is conſidered by thoſe who live, like Sannazarius, upon the coaſt, as a place of pleaſure and diverſion, has notwithſtanding much leſs variety than the land, and therefore will be ſooner exhauſted by a deſcriptive writer. When he has once ſhewn the ſun riſing or ſetting upon it, curled its waters with the vernal breeze, rolled the waves in gentle ſucceſſion to the ſhore, and enumerated the fiſh ſporting in the ſhallows, he has nothing remaining but what is common to all other poetry, the complaint of a nymph for a drowned lover, or the indignation of a fiſher that his oyſters are refuſed, and Mycon's accepted.

ANOTHER obſtacle to the general reception of this kind of poetry, is the ignorance of maritime pleaſures, in which the greater part of mankind muſt always live. To all the inland inhabitants of every region, the ſea is only known as an immenſe diffuſion of waters, over which men paſs from one country to another, and in which life is frequently loſt. They have, therefore, no opportunity of tracing, in their own thoughts, the deſcriptions of winding ſhores, and calm bays, nor can look on the poem in which they are mentioned, [17] with other ſenſations, than on a ſea-chart, or the metrical geography of Dionyſius.

THIS defect Sannazarius was hindered from perceiving, by writing in a learned language to readers generally acquainted with the works of nature; but if he had made his attempt in any vulgar tongue, he would ſoon have diſcovered how vainly he had endeavoured to make that loved, which was not underſtood.

I AM afraid it will not be found eaſy to improve the paſtorals of antiquity, by any great additions or diverſifications. Our deſcriptions may indeed differ from thoſe of Virgil, as an Engliſh from an Italian ſummer, and, in ſome reſpects, as modern from antient life; but as nature is in both countries nearly the ſame, and as poetry has to do rather with the paſſions of men, which are uniform, than their cuſtoms, which are changeable, the varieties, which time or place can furniſh, will be inconſiderable: and I ſhall endeavour to ſhew, in the next paper, how little the latter ages have contributed to the improvement of the ruſtick muſe.

NUMB. 37. TUESDAY, July 24, 1750.

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Canto quae ſolitus, ſi quando armenta vocabat,
Amphion Dircaeus.
VIRG.

IN writing or judging of paſtoral poetry, neither the authors nor criticks of latter times ſeem to have paid ſufficient regard to the originals left us by antiquity, but have entangled themſelves with unneceſſary difficulties, by advancing principles, which, having no foundation in the nature of things, are wholly to be rejected from a ſpecies of compoſition in which, above all others, mere nature is to be regarded.

IT is, therefore, neceſſary to enquire after ſome more diſtinct and exact idea of this kind of writing. This may, I think, be eaſily found in the paſtorals of Virgil, from whoſe opinion it will not appear very ſafe to depart, if we conſider that every advantage of nature, and of fortune, concurred to complete his productions; that he was born with great accuracy and ſeverity of judgment, enlightened [19] with all the learning of one of the brighteſt ages, and embelliſhed with the elegance of the Roman court; that he employed his powers rather in improving, than inventing, and therefore muſt have endeavoured to recompenſe the want of novelty by exactneſs; that taking Theocritus for his original, he found paſtoral far advanced towards perfection, and that having ſo great a rival, he muſt have proceeded with uncommon caution.

IF we ſearch the writings of Virgil, for the true definition of a paſtoral, it will be found a poem in which any action or paſſion is repreſented by its effects upon a country life. Whatſoever therefore may, according to the common courſe of things, happen in the country, may afford a ſubject for a paſtoral poet.

IN this definition, it will immediately occur to thoſe who are verſed in the writings of the modern criticks, that there is no mention of the golden age. I cannot indeed eaſily diſcover why it is thought neceſſary to refer deſcriptions of a rural ſtate to remote times, nor can I perceive that any writer has conſiſtently preſerved the Arcadian manners and ſentiments. The only reaſon, that I have read, on which [20] this rule has been ſounded, is, that, according to the cuſtoms of modern life, it is improbable that ſhepherds ſhould be capable of harmonious numbers, or delicate ſentiments; and therefore the reader muſt exalt his ideas of the paſtoral character, by carrying his thoughts back to the age in which the care of herds and flocks was the employment of the wiſeſt and greateſt men.

THESE reaſoners ſeem to have been led into their hypotheſis, by conſidering paſtoral, not in general, as a repreſentation of rural nature, and conſequently as exhibiting the ideas and ſentiments of thoſe, whoever they are, to whom the country affords, pleaſure or employment, but ſimply as a dialogue, or narrative of men actually tending ſheep, and buſied in the loweſt and moſt laborious offices; from whence they very readily concluded, ſince characters muſt neceſſarily be preſerved, that either the ſentiments muſt ſink to the level of the ſpeakers, or the ſpeakers muſt be raiſed to the height of the ſentiments.

IN conſequence of theſe original errors, a thouſand precepts have been given, which have only contributed to perplex and to confound. [21] Some have thought it neceſſary that the imaginary manners of the golden age ſhould be univerſally preſerved, and have therefore believed, that nothing more could be admitted in paſtoral, than lilies and roſes, and rocks and ſtreams, among which are heard the gentle whiſpers of chaſte fondneſs, or the ſoft complaints of amorous impatience. In paſtoral, as in other writings, chaſtity of ſentiment ought doubtleſs to be obſerved, and purity of manners to be repreſented; not becauſe the poet is confined to the images of the golden age, but becauſe, having the ſubject in his own choice, he ought always to conſult the intereſt of virtue.

THESE advocates for the golden age lay down other principles, not very conſiſtent with their general plan; for they tell us, that, to ſupport the character of the ſhepherd, it is proper that all refinement ſhould be avoided, and that ſome ſlight inſtances of ignorance ſhould be interſperſed. Thus the ſhepherd in Virgil is ſuppoſed to have forgot the name of Anaximander, and in Pope the term Zodiack is too hard for a ruſtick apprehenſion. But if we place our ſhepherds in their primitive condition, we may give them learning among [22] their other qualifications; and if we ſuffer them to allude at all to things of later exiſtence, which, perhaps, cannot with any great propriety be allowed, there can be no danger of making them ſpeak with too much accuracy, ſince they converſed with divinities, and tranſmitted to ſucceeding ages the arts of life.

OTHER writers, having the mean and deſpicable condition of a ſhepherd always before them, conceive it neceſſary to degrade the language of paſtoral, by obſolete terms and ruſtick words, which they very learnedly call Dorick, without reflecting, that they thus become authors of a mingled dialect, which no human being ever could have ſpoken, that they may as well refine the ſpeech as the ſentiments of their perſonages, and that none of the inconſiſtencies which they endeavour to avoid, is greater than that of joining elegance of thought with coarſeneſs of diction. Spenſer begins one of his paſtorals with ſtudied barbarity;

Diggon Davie, I bid her good-day:
Or, Diggon her is, or I miſſay.
Dig. Her was her while it was day-light,
But now her is a moſt wretched wight.

[23] What will the reader imagine to be the ſubject on which ſpeakers like theſe exerciſe their eloquence? Will he not be ſomewhat diſappointed, when he finds them met together to condemn the corruptions of the church of Rome? Surely, at the ſame time that a ſhepherd learns theology, he may gain ſome acquaintance with his native language.

PASTORAL admits of all ranks of perſons, becauſe perſons of all ranks inhabit the country. It excludes not, therefore, on account of the characters neceſſary to be introduced, any elevation or delicacy of ſentiment; thoſe ideas only are improper, which, not owing their original to rural objects, are not paſtoral. Such is the exclamation in Virgil.

Nunc ſcio quid ſit Amor, duris in cautibus illum
Iſmarus, aut Rhodope, aut extremi Garamantes,
Nec generis noſtri puerum nec ſanguinis, edunt;

which Pope endeavouring to copy, was carried to ſtill greater impropriety.

I know thee, Love, wild as the raging main,
More fierce than tigers on the Libyan plain;
Thou wert from Etna's burning entrails torn,
Begot in tempeſts, and in thunders born!

Sentiments like theſe, as they have no ground [24] in nature, are indeed of little value in any poem, but in paſtoral they are particularly liable to cenſure, becauſe they want that exaltation above common life, which in tragick or heroick writings often reconciles us to bold flights and daring figures.

PASTORAL being the repreſentation of an action or paſſion, by its effects upon a country life, has nothing peculiar but its confinement to rural imagery, without which it ceaſes to be paſtoral. This is its true characteriſtick, and this it cannot loſe by any dignity of ſentiment, or beauty of diction. The Pollio of Virgil, with all its elevation, is a compoſition truly bucolic, though rejected by the criticks; for all the images are either taken from the country, or from the religion of the age common to all parts of the empire.

The Silenus is indeed of a more diſputable kind, becauſe though the ſcene lies in the country, the ſong being religious and hiſtorical, had been no leſs adapted to any other audience or place. Neither can it well be defended as a fiction, for the introduction of a God ſeems to imply the golden age, and yet [25] he alludes to many ſubſequent tranſactions, and mentions Gallus the poet's contemporary.

IT ſeems neceſſary, to the perfection of this poem, that the occaſion which is ſuppoſed to produce it, be at leaſt not inconſiſtent with a country life, or leſs likely to intereſt thoſe who have retired into places of ſolitude and quiet, than the more buſy part of mankind. It is therefore improper to give the title of a paſtoral to verſes, in which the ſpeakers, after the ſlight mention of their flocks, fall to complaints of errors in the church, and corruptions in the government, or to lamentations of the death of ſome illuſtrious perſon, whom when once the poet has called a ſhepherd, he has no longer any labour upon his hands, but can make the clouds weep, and lilies wither, and the ſheep hang their heads, without art or learning, genius or ſtudy.

IT is part of Claudian's character of his ruſtick, that he computes his time not by the ſucceſſion of conſuls, but of harveſts. Thoſe who paſs their days in retreats diſtant from the theatres of buſineſs, are always leaſt likely to hurry their imagination with publick affairs.

[26] THE facility of treating actions or events in the paſtoral ſtile has incited many writers, from whom more judgment might have been expected, to put the ſorrow or the joy which the occaſion required into the mouth of Daphne or of Thyrſis, and as one abſurdity muſt naturally be expected to make way for another, they have written with an utter diſregard both of life and nature, and filled their productions with mythological alluſions, with incredible fictions, and with ſentiments which neither paſſion nor reaſon could have dictated, ſince the change which religion has made in the whole ſyſtem of the world.

NUMB. 38. SATURDAY, July 28, 1750.

Auream quiſquis mediocritatem
Diligit, tutus caret obſoleti
Sordibus tecti, caret invidendâ
Sobrius aulâ.
HOR.

AMONG many fanciful parallels which men of more imagination than experience have drawn between the natural and moral ſtate of the world, it has been obſerved [27] that happineſs as well as virtue conſiſts in mediocrity; that it is neceſſary, even to him who has no other care than to paſs through the preſent ſtate with eaſe and ſafety, to avoid every extreme; and that the middle path is the road of ſecurity, on either ſide of which, are not only the pitfals of vice, but the precipices of ruin.

THUS the maxim of Cleobulus the Lindian, [...], Mediocrity is beſt, has been long conſidered as an univerſal principle, extended through the whole compaſs of life and nature. The experience of every age ſeems to have given it new confirmation, and to ſhew that nothing, however ſpecious or alluring, is to be perſued with propriety, or enjoyed with ſafety, beyond certain limits.

EVEN the gifts of nature, which may truly be conſidered as the moſt ſolid and durable of all terreſtrial advantages, are ſound, when they exceed the middle point, to be no very certain cauſes of felicity, but to draw the poſſeſſor into many calamities, eaſily avoided by others that have been leſs bountifully enriched or adorned. We ſee every day women periſhing with inſamy, by having been too willing [28] to ſet their beauty to ſhow, and others, though not with equal guilt or miſery, yet with very ſharp remorſe, languiſhing in decay, neglect, and obſcurity, for having rated their youthful charms at too high a price. And, indeed, if the opinion of Bacon be thought to deſerve much regard, very few ſighs would be vented for eminent and ſuperlative elegance of form; "for beautiful women," ſays he, "are ſeldom of any great accompliſhments, becauſe they, for the moſt part, ſtudy behaviour rather than virtue."

HEALTH and vigour, and a happy conſtitution of the corporeal frame, are, to a common degree, of abſolute neceſſity to the enjoyment of the comforts, and to the performance of the duties of life, and requiſite in yet a greater meaſure to the accompliſhment of any thing illuſtrious or diſtinguiſhed; yet even theſe, if we can judge by their apparent conſequences, are ſometimes not very beneficial to thoſe on whom they are moſt liberally beſtowed. They that frequent the chambers of the ſick, will generally find the ſharpeſt pains, and moſt ſtubborn maladies among them whom confidence of the force of nature formerly betrayed to negligence and irregularity; [29] and that ſuperfluity of ſtrength, which was at once their boaſt and their ſnare, has often, in the latter part of life, no other effect than that it continues them long in impotence and anguiſh.

THESE gifts of nature are, however, always bleſſings in themſelves, and to be acknowledged with gratitude to him that gives them; ſince they are, in their regular and legitimate effects, productive of happineſs, and prove pernicious only by voluntary corruption, or idle negligence. And as there is little danger of perſuing them with too much ardour or anxiety, becauſe no ſkill or diligence can hope to procure them, the uncertainty of their influence upon our lives is mentioned, not to depreciate their real value, but to repreſs the diſcontent and envy to which the want of them often gives occaſion in thoſe who do not enough ſuſpect their own frailty, nor conſider how much leſs is the calamity of not poſſeſſing great powers, than of not uſing them aright.

OF all thoſe things that make us ſuperior to others, there is none ſo much within the reach of our endeavours as riches, nor any [30] thing more eagerly or conſtantly deſired. Poverty is an evil always in our view, an evil complicated with ſo many circumſtances of uneaſineſs and vexation, that every man is ſtudious to avoid it. Some degree of riches is therefore required, that we may be exempt from the gripe of neceſſity; when this purpoſe is once attained, we naturally wiſh for more, that the evil which is regarded with ſo much horror may be yet at a greater diſtance from us; as he that has once felt or dreaded the paw of a ſavage, will not be at reſt till they are parted by ſome barrier, which may take away all poſſibility of a ſecond attack.

TO this point, if fear be not unreaſonably indulged, Cleobulus would, perhaps, not refuſe to extend his mediocrity. But it almoſt always happens, that the man who grows rich changes his notions of poverty, ſtates his wants by ſome new meaſure, and from flying the enemy that perſued him, bends his endeavours to overtake thoſe whom he ſees before him. The power of gratifying his appetites encreaſes their demands; a thouſand wiſhes croud in upon him importunate to be ſatisfied, and vanity and ambition open proſpects to deſire, [31] which ſtill grow wider, as they are more contemplated.

THUS in time [...] enlarged without bounds; an eagerneſs for increaſe of poſſeſſions deluges the ſoul, and we ſink into the gulphs of inſatiability, only becauſe we do not ſufficiently conſider, that all real need is very ſoon ſupplied, and all real danger of its invaſion eaſily precluded; that the claims of vanity, being without limits, muſt be denied at laſt; and that, perhaps, the pain of repreſſing them is leſs pungent before they have been long accuſtomed to comphance.

WHOSOEVER ſhall look heedfully upon thoſe who are eminent for their riches, will not think their condition ſuch as that he ſhould hazard his [...], and much leſs his virtue to obtain it. For all that great wealth generally gives above a moderate fortune, is more room for the freaks of caprice, and more privilege for ignorance and vice, a quicker ſucceſſion of flatteries, and a larger circle of voluptuouſneſs.

THERE is one reaſon ſeldom remarked which makes riches leſs deſirable. Too much [32] wealth is very frequently the occaſion of poverty. He whom the wantonneſs of abundance has once ſoftened, very eaſily ſinks into neglect of his affaris; and he that thinks he can afford to be negligent, is not far from being poor. He will ſoon be involved in perplexities, which his inexperience will render unſurmountable; he will fly for help to thoſe whoſe intereſt it is that he ſhould be more diſtreſſed, and will be at laſt torn to pieces by the vulturs that always hover over fortunes in decay.

WHEN the plains of India were burnt up by a long continuance of drought, Hamet and Raſchid, two neighbouring ſhepherds, faint with thirſt, ſtood at the common boundary of their grounds, with their flocks and herds panting round them, and in extremity of diſtreſs prayed for water. On a ſudden the air was becalmed, the birds ceaſed to chirp, and the flocks to bleat. They turned their eyes every way, and ſaw a being of mighty ſtature advancing through the valley, whom they know upon his nearer approach to be the Genius of diſtribution. In one hand he held the ſheaves of plenty, and in the other the ſabre of deſtruction. The ſhepherds ſtood trembling, [33] and would have retired before him; but he called to them with a voice gentle as the breeze that plays in the evening among the ſpices of Sabaea; "Fly not from your benefactor, children of the duſt! I am come to offer you gifts, which only your own folly can make vain. You here pray for water, and water I will beſtow; let me know with how much you will be ſatisfied: ſpeak not raſhly; conſider, that of whatever can be enjoyed by the body, exceſs is no leſs dangerous than ſcarcity. When you remember the pain of thirſt, do not forget the danger of ſuffocation. Now, Hamet, tell me your requeſt."

"O BEING, kind and beneficent," ſays Hamet, "let thine eye pardon my confuſion. I entreat a little brook, which in ſummer ſhall never be dry, and in winter never overflow." "It is granted," replies the Genius; and immediately he opened the ground with his ſabre, and a fountain bubbling up under their feet ſcattered its rills over the meadows; the flowers renewed their fragrance, the trees ſpread a greener foliage, and the flocks and herds quenched their thirſt.

[34] THEN turning to Raſchid, the Genius invited him likewiſe to offer his petition. "I requeſt, ſays Raſchid, that thou wilt turn the Ganges through my grounds, with all his waters, and all their inhabitants." Hamet was ſtruck with the greatneſs of his neighbour's ſentiments, and ſecretly repined in his heart, that he had not made the ſame petition before him; when the Genius ſpoke, "Raſh man, be not inſatiable! remember, to thee that is nothing which thou canſt not uſe; and how are thy wants greater than the wants of Hamet?" Raſchid repeated his deſire, and pleaſed himſelf with the mean appearance that Hamet would make in the preſence of the proprietor of the Ganges. The Genius then retired towards the river, and the two ſhepherds ſtood waiting the event. As Raſchid was looking with contempt upon his neighbour, on a ſudden was heard the roar of torrents, and they found by the mighty ſtream that the mounds of the Ganges were broken. The flood rolled forward into the lands of Raſchid, his plantations were torn up, his flocks overwhelmed, he was ſwept away before it, and a crocodile devoured him.

NUMB. 39. TUESDAY, July 31, 1750.

[35]
‘Infelix—nulli bene nupta marito. ’AUSONIUS.

THE condition of the female ſex has been frequently the ſubject of compaſſion to medical writers, becauſe their conſtitution of body is ſuch, that every ſtate of life brings its peculiar diſeaſes: they are placed, according to the proverb, between Scylla and Charybdis, with no other choice than of dangers equally formidable; and whether they embrace marriage, or determine upon a ſingle life, are expoſed, in conſequence of their choice, to ſickneſs, miſery, and death.

IT were to be wiſhed that ſo great a degree of natural infelicity might not be increaſed by adventitious and artificial miſeries; and that beings whoſe beauty we cannot behold without admiration, and whoſe delicacy we cannot contemplate without tenderneſs, might be ſuffered to enjoy every alleviation of their ſorrows. But, however it has happened, the cuſtom of the world ſeems to have been formed ed in a kind of a conſpiracy againſt them, tho [36] it does not appear but they had themſelves an equal ſhare in its eſtabliſhment; and preſcriptions which, by whomſoever they were begun, are now of very long continuance, and by conſequence of great authority, ſeem to have almoſt excluded them from content, in whatſoever condition they ſhall paſs their lives.

IF they refuſe the ſociety of men, and continue in that ſtate which is reaſonably ſuppoſed to place happineſs moſt in their own power, they ſeldom give thoſe that obſerve their conduct, or frequent their converſation, any exalted notions of the bleſſing of liberty; for, whether it be that they are angry to ſee with what inconſiderate eagerneſs the reſt of their ſex ruſhes into ſlavery, or with what abſurd vanity the married ladies boaſt the change of their condition, and condemn the heroines who endeavour by their example to aſſert the natural dignity of their ſex; whether they are conſcious that like barren countries they are free, only becauſe they were never thought to deſerve the trouble of a conqueſt; or imagine that their ſincerity is not always unſuſpected, when they declare their contempt for men; it is certain that they generally appear to have [37] ſome great and inceſſant cauſe of uneaſineſs, and that many of them have at laſt been perſuaded, by powerful rhetoricians, to try the life which they had ſo long contemned, and put on the bridal ornaments at a time when they leaſt became them.

WHAT are the real cauſes of the diſcontent and impatience which the ladies always diſcover in a virgin ſtate, I ſhall perhaps take ſome other occaſion to examine. That it is by no means to be envied for its happineſs, appears from the ſolicitude with which it is generally avoided; from the opinion univerſally prevalent among the ſex, that no woman continues long in it but becauſe ſhe is not invited to forſake it, and the diſpoſition which they always ſhew to treat old maids as the refuſe of the world; and from the willingneſs with which it is often quitted at laſt, by thoſe whoſe experience has enabled them to judge at leiſure, and decide with authority.

YET ſuch is the condition of life, that whatever is propoſed, it is much eaſier to find reaſons for avoiding than embracing. Marriage, though a certain ſecurity from the reproach and ſolitude of antiquated virginity, [38] has yet, as it is uſually conducted, many diſadvantages, which take away much from the pleaſure which ſociety promiſes, and which it might afford, if pleaſures and pains were honeſtly ſhared, and mutual confidence inviolably preſerved.

THE miſeries, indeed, which many ladies ſuffer under conjugal vexations, are to be conſidered with great pity, becauſe their huſbands are often not taken by them as objects of affection, but forced upon them by authority and violence, or by perſuaſion and importunity, equally reſiſtleſs when urged by thoſe whom they have been always accuſtomed to reverence and obey; and it very ſeldom appears, that thoſe who are thus deſpotick in the diſpoſal of their children, pay any regard to their domeſtick and perſonal felicity, or think it ſo much to be enquired whether they will be happy, as whether they will be rich.

IT may be urged, however, in extenuation of this crime, which parents, not in any other reſpect to be numbered with robbers and aſſaſſins, frequently commit, that, in their eſtimation, riches and happineſs are equivalent terms, and that having paſſed their lives with [39] no other wiſh than that of adding acre to acre, and filling one bag after another, they imagine themſelves to have ſufficiently conſidered the advantage of a daughter, when they have ſecured her a large jointure, and given her reaſonable expectations of living in the midſt of thoſe ſatisfactions, with which ſhe had ſeen her father and mother ſolacing their age.

THERE is an oeconomical oracle received among the prudential and grave part of the world, which adviſes fathers to marry their daughters leſt they ſhould marry themſelves; by which I ſuppoſe it is implied, that women left to their own conduct, generally unite themſelves with ſuch partners as can contribute very little to their felicity. Who was the author of this maxim, or with what intention it was originally uttered, I have not yet diſcovered; but imagine that however ſolemnly it may be tranſmitted, or however implicitly received, it can confer no authority which nature has denied; it cannot licenſe Titius to be unjuſt, leſt Caia ſhould be imprudent; nor give right to impriſon for life, leſt liberty ſhould be ill employed.

[40] THAT the ladies have ſometimes incurred imputations which might naturally produce edicts not much in their favour, muſt be confeſſed by their warmeſt advocates; and I have indeed ſeldom obſerved, that when the tenderneſs or virtue of their parents has preſerved them from forced marriage, and left them at large to chuſe their own path in the labyrinth of life, they have made any great advantage of their liberty; for they have generally taken the opportunity of an independent fortune to trifle away their youth in the amuſements of the town, and loſe their bloom in a hurry of diverſions, recurring in a ſucceſſion too quick to leave room for any ſettled reflection; they have grown old without growing wiſe, have ſeen the world without gaining experience, and at laſt have regulated their choice by motives trivial as thoſe of a girl, or mercenary as thoſe of a miſer.

MELANTHIA came to town upon the death of her father, with a very large fortune, and with the reputation of a much larger: ſhe was therefore followed and careſſed by many men of rank, and by ſome of underſtanding; but having an inſatiable deſire of pleaſure, ſhe [41] was not at leiſure, from the park, the gardens, the theatres, viſits, aſſemblies, and maſquerades, to attend ſeriouſly to any propoſal, but was ſtill impatient for a new flatterer, and neglected marriage as always in her power; till in time her admirers fell away, ſome wearied with treating, others diſguſted with her folly, and others offended by her inconſtancy; ſhe heard of concerts to which ſhe was not invited, and was more than once forced to ſit ſtill at an aſſembly, for want of a partner. In this diſtreſs, chance threw in her way Philotryphus, a man vain, glittering, and thoughtleſs as herſelf, who had ſpent a ſmall fortune in equipage and dreſs, and was ſhining in the laſt ſuit for which his taylor would give him credit. He had been long endeavouring to retrieve his extravagance by marriage, and therefore ſoon paid his court to Melanthia, who after ſome weeks of inſenſibility at laſt ſaw him at a ball, and was wholly overcome by his performance in a minuet. They married; but a man cannot always dance, and Philotryphus had no other method of pleaſing: however, as neither was in any great degree vitious, they live together with no greater unhappineſs, than vacuity of mind, and that taſteleſſneſs of life, which proceeds from a ſatiety [42] of juvenile pleaſures, and an utter inability to fill their place by nobler and more ſuitable employments. As they have known the faſhionable world at the ſame time, they agree in their notions of all thoſe ſubjects on which they ever ſpeak, and being able to add nothing to the ideas of each other, they are much inclined to converſation, but very often join in one wiſh, "That they could dream more, and think leſs."

Argyris, after having refuſed a thouſand offers from men equal in rank and fortune, at laſt conſented to marry Cotylus, the younger brother of a duke, a man without elegance of mien, beauty of perſon, or force of underſtanding; who, while he courted her, could not always forbear alluſions to her birth, and hints how cheaply ſhe would purchaſe an alliance to ſo illuſtrious a family. His conduct from the hour of his marriage has been inſufferably tyrannical, nor has he any other regard to her than what ariſes from his deſire that her appearance may not diſgrace him. Upon this principle, however, he always orders that ſhe ſhould be gaily dreſſed, and ſplendidly attended; and ſhe has, among all her mortifications, the happineſs, which ſhe always deſired, of taking place of her elder ſiſter.

NUMB. 40, SATURDAY, Auguſt 4, 1750.

[43]
—Nec dicet, cur ego amicum
Offendam in nugis? Hae nugae ſeria ducent
In mala deriſum ſemel.—
HOR.

IT has been very frequently remarked, that authors are genus irritabile, a generation very eaſily put out of temper, and that they ſeldom fail of giving proofs of their iraſcibility, upon the ſlighteſt attack of criticiſm, or the moſt gentle or modeſt offer of advice and information.

AS writers have generally been moſt acquainted with one another, they have repreſented this character as chiefly prevailing among men of literature, which a more extenſive view of the world would have ſhewn them to be diffuſed through all human nature, to mingle itſelf with every ſpecies of ambition, and deſire of praiſe, and to diſcover its effects with greater or leſs reſtraint, and under diſguiſes more or leſs artful, in every place and in every condition.

[44] THE quarrels of writers, indeed, are more obſerved, becauſe they neceſſarily appeal to the deciſion of the publick. Their enmities are incited by applauſes from their parties, and prolonged by treacherous encouragement for general diverſion; and when the conteſt happens to riſe high between men of genius and learning, its memory is continued for the ſame reaſon as its vehemence was at firſt promoted, becauſe it gratifies the malevolence or curioſity of readers, and relieves the vacancies of life with amuſement and laughter. The perſonal diſputes, therefore, of rivals in wit are ſometimes tranſmitted to poſterity, when the grudges and heart-burnings of men leſs conſpicuous, though carried on with equal bitterneſs, and productive of greater evils, are expoſed to the knowledge of thoſe only whom they nearly affect, and ſuffered to paſs off and be forgotten among common and caſual tranſactions.

THE reſentment which the diſcovery of a fault or folly produces, muſt bear a certain proportion to our pride, and will regularly be more acrimonious as pride is more immediately the principle of action. In whatever [45] therefore we wiſh or imagine ourſelves to excel, we ſhall always be diſpleaſed to have our claims to reputation diſputed, and generally more diſpleaſed, if the accompliſhment be ſuch as can expect reputation only for its reward. For this reaſon it is common to find men break out into rage at any inſinuations to the diſadvantage of their wit, who have born with great patience reflections on their morals; and of women it has been always known, that no cenſure wounds ſo deeply, or rankles ſo long, as that which charges them with want of beauty.

AS men frequently fill their imaginations with trifling perſuits, and pleaſe themſelves moſt with things of ſmall importance, I have often known very ſevere and laſting malevolence excited by unlucky cenſures, which would have fallen without any effect, had they not happened to wound a part remarkably tender. Guſtulus, who valued himſelf upon the nicety of his palate, diſinherited his eldeſt ſon for telling him that the wine, which he was then commending, was the ſame which he had ſent away the day before as not fit to be drunk. Proculus withdrew his kindneſs from a nephew, whom he had always conſidered as [46] the moſt promiſing genius of the age, for happening to praiſe in his preſence the graceful horſemanſhip of Marius. And Fortunio, when he was privy counſellor, procured a clerk to be diſmiſſed from one of the publick offices, in which he was eminent for his ſkill and aſſiduity, becauſe he had been heard to ſay over a bottle, that there was another man in the kingdom, on whoſe ſkill at billiards he would lay his money againſt Fortunio's.

FELICIA and Floretta had been bred up in one houſe, and ſhared all the pleaſures and endearments of infancy together. They entered upon life at the ſame time, and continued their confidence and friendſhip; conſulted each other in every change of their dreſs, and every admiſſion of a new lover; thought every diverſion more entertaining whenever it happened that both were preſent, and when ſeparate juſtified the conduct, and celebrated the excellencies of one another. Such was their intimacy, and ſuch their fidelity; till a birthnight approached, when Floretta took one morning an opportunity, as they were conſulting upon new cloaths, to adviſe her friend not to dance at the ball, and informed her that her performance the year before had not [47] anſwered the expectation which her other accompliſhments had raiſed. Felicia commended her ſincerity, and thanked her for the caution; but told her that ſhe danced to pleaſe herſelf, and was in very little concern what the men might take the liberty of ſaying, but that if her appearance gave her dear Floretta any uneaſineſs ſhe would ſtay away. Floretta had now nothing left but to make new proteſtations of ſincerity and affection, with which Felicia was ſo well ſatisfied, that they parted with more than uſual fondneſs. They ſtill continued to viſit, with this only difference, that Felicia was more punctual than before, and often declared how high a value ſhe put upon ſincerity, how much ſhe thought that goodneſs to be eſteemed which would venture to admoniſh a friend of an error, and with what gratitude advice was to be received, even when it might happen to proceed from miſtake.

IN a few months Felicia, with great ſeriouſneſs, told Floretta, that though her beauty was ſuch as gave charms to whatever ſhe did, and her qualifications ſo extenſive, that ſhe could not fail of excellence in any attempt, yet ſhe thought herſelf obliged by the duties of [48] friendſhip to inform her, that if ever ſhe betrayed want of judgment, it was by too frequent compliance with ſolicitations to ſing, for that her manner was ſomewhat ungraceful, and her voice had no great compaſs. It is true, ſays Floretta, when I ſung three nights ago at lady Sprightly's, I was hoarſe with a cold; but I ſing for my own ſatisfaction, and am not in the leaſt pain whether I am liked. However, my dear Felicia's kindneſs is not the leſs, and I ſhall always think myſelf happy in ſo true a friend.

FROM this time, they never ſaw each other without mutual profeſſions of eſteem, and declarations of confidence, but went ſoon after into the country to viſit their relations. When they came back, they were prevailed on, by the importunity of new acquaintance, to take lodgings in different parts of the town, and had frequent occaſion when they met, to bewail the diſtance at which they were placed, and the uncertainty which each experienced of finding the other at home.

THUS are the fondeſt and firmeſt friendſhips diſſolved, by ſuch openneſs, and ſincerity, as interrupt our enjoyment of our own [49] approbation, or recalls us to the remembrance of thoſe failings, which we are more willing to indulge than to correct.

IT is by no means neceſſary to imagine, that he who is offended at advice, was ignorant of the fault, and reſents the admonition as a falſe charge; for perhaps it is moſt natural to be enraged, when there is the ſtrongeſt conviction of our own guilt. While we can eaſily defend our character, we are no more diſturbed at an accuſation, than we are alarmed by an enemy whom we are ſure to conquer; and whoſe attack, therefore, will bring us honour without danger. But when a man feels the reprehenſion of a friend ſeconded by his own heart, he is eaſily heated into reſentment and revenge, either becauſe he hoped, that the fault of which he was conſcious had eſcaped the notice of others; or that his friend had looked upon it with tenderneſs and extenuation, and excuſed it for the ſake of his other virtues; or had conſidered him as too wiſe to need advice, or too delicate to be ſhocked with reproach: or, becauſe we cannot feel without pain thoſe reflections rouſed, which we have been endeavouring to lay aſleep; and when pain has produced anger, [50] who would not willingly believe, that it ought to be diſcharged on others, rather than on himſelf.

THE reſentment produced by ſincerity, whatever be its immediate cauſe, is ſo certain, and generally ſo keen, that very few have magnanimity ſufficient for the practice of a duty, which, above moſt others, expoſes its votaries to hardſhips and perſecutions; yet friendſhip without it is of a very little value, ſince the great uſe of ſo cloſe an intimacy is that our virtues may be guarded and encouraged, and our vices repreſſed in their firſt appearance by timely detection, and ſalutary remonſtrances.

IT is decreed by providence, that nothing truly valuable ſhall be obtained in our preſent ſtate, but with difficulty and danger. He that hopes for that pleaſure which is to be gained by an unreſtrained communication of ſentiments, muſt dare to hazard, by unpleaſing truths, that regard which he aſpires to merit. The chief rule to be obſerved in the exerciſe of this dangerous office, is to preſerve it pure from all mixture of intereſt or vanity; to forbear admonition or reproof, when our conſciences [51] tell us that they are incited not by the hopes of reforming faults, but the deſire of ſhewing our diſcernment, or gratifying our own pride by the mortification of another. It is not indeed certain that the moſt refined caution will find a proper time, for bringing a man to the knowledge of his own failings, or the moſt zealous benevolence reconcile him to that judgment, by which they are detected; but he who endeavours only the happineſs of him whom he reproves, will always have either the ſatisfaction of obtaining or deſerving kindneſs; if he ſucceeds, he benefits his friend, and if he fails, he has at leaſt the conſciouſneſs that he ſuffers for only doing well.

NUMB. 41. TUESDAY, Auguſt 7, 1750.

Nulla recordanti lux eſt ingrata graviſque,
Nulla ſuit eujus non meminiſſe velit.
Ampliat aetatis ſpatium ſibi vir bonus, hoe eſt
Vivere bis, vitâ poſſe priore ſrui.
MART.

SO few of the hours of life are filled up with objects adequate to the mind of man, and ſo frequently are we in want of preſent [25] pleaſure or employment, that we are forced to have recourſe every moment to the paſt and future for ſupplemental ſatisfactions, and relieve the vacuities of our being, by recollection of former paſſages, or anticipation of events to come.

I CANNOT but conſider this neceſſity of ſearching on every ſide for matter on which the attention may be employed, as a ſtrong proof of the ſuperior and celeſtial nature of the ſoul of man. We have no reaſon to believe that other creatures have higher faculties, or more extenſive capacities, than the preſervation of themſelves, or of their ſpecies, requires; they ſeem always to be fully employed, or to be completely at eaſe without employment, to feel few intellectual miſeries or pleaſures, and to have no exuberance of underſtanding to lay out upon curioſity or caprice, but to have their minds exactly adapted to their bodies, with few other ideas than ſuch as corporal pain or pleaſure impreſs upon them.

OF memory, which makes ſo large a part of the excellence of the human ſoul, and which has ſo much influence upon all its other [53] powers, but a ſmall portion has been allotted to the animal world. We do not find the grief, with which the dams lament the loſs of their young, proportionate to the tenderneſs with which they careſs, the aſſiduity with which they feed, or the vehemence with which they defend them. Their regard for their offspring, when it is before their eyes, is not, in appearance, leſs than that of a human parent; but when it is taken away, it is very ſoon forgotten, and, after a ſhort abſence, if brought again, wholly diſregarded.

THAT they have very little remembrance of any thing once out of the reach of their ſenſes, and ſearce any power of comparing the preſent with the paſt, and regulating their concluſions from experience, may be gathered from this, that their intellects are produced in their full perfection. The ſparrow that was hatched laſt ſpring makes her firſt neſt the enſuing ſeaſon, of the ſame materials, and with the ſame art, as in any following year; and the hen conducts and ſhelters her firſt brood of chickens with all the prudence that ſhe ever attains.

IT has been aſked by men who love to perplex [54] any thing that is plain to common underſtandings, how reaſon differs from inſtinct; and Prior has with no great propriety made Solomon himſelf declare, that, to diſtinguiſh them is the fool's ignorance, and the pedant's pride. To give an accurate anſwer to a queſtion, of which the terms are not compleatly underſtood, is impoſſible; we do not know in what either reaſon or inſtinct conſiſt, and therefore cannot tell with exactneſs how they differ; but ſurely he that contemplates a ſhip and a bird's neſt, will not be long without finding out, that the idea of the one was impreſſed at once, and continued through all the progreſſive deſcents of the ſpecies, without variation or improvement; and that the other is the reſult of experiments compared with experiments, has grown, by accumulated obſervations, from leſs to greater excellence, and exhibits the collective knowledge of different ages, and various profeſſions.

MEMORY is the purveyor of reaſon, the power which places thoſe images before the mind upon which the judgment is to be exerciſed, and which treaſures up the determination, that are once paſſed, as the rules of future action, or grounds of ſubſequent concluſions.

[55] IT is, indeed, the faculty of remembrance, which may be ſaid to place us in the claſs of moral agents. If we were to act only in conſequence of ſome immediate impulſe, and receive no direction from internal motives of choice, we ſhould be puſhed forward by an invincible fatality, without power or reaſon for the moſt part to prefer one thing to another, becauſe we could make no compariſon but of objects which might both happen to be preſent.

WE owe to memory not only the increaſe of our knowledge, and our progreſs in rational enquiries, but many other intellectual pleaſures. Indeed, almoſt all that we can be ſaid to enjoy is paſt or future; the preſent is in perpetual motion, leaves us as ſoon as it arrives, ceaſes to be preſent before its preſence is well perceived, and is only known to have exiſted by the effects which it leaves behind. The greateſt part of our ideas ariſes, therefore, from the view before or behind us, and we are happy or miſerable, according as we are affected by the ſurvey of our life, or our proſpect of future exiſtence.

[56] WITH regard to futurity, when events are at ſuch a diſtance from us, that we cannot take the whole concatenation into our view, we have generally power enough over our imagination to turn it upon pleaſing ſcenes, and can promiſe ourſelves riches, honours, and delights, without intermingling thoſe vexations and anxieties, with which all human enjoyments are polluted. If fear breaks in on one ſide, and alarms us with dangers and diſappointments, we can call in hope on the other, to ſolace us with rewards, and eſcapes, and victories; ſo that we are ſeldom without means of palliating remote evils, and can generally ſooth ourſelves to tranquillity, whenever any troubleſome preſage happens to attack us.

IT is therefore, I believe, much more common for the ſolitary and thoughtful, to amuſe themſelves with ſchemes of the future, than reviews of the paſt. For the future is pliant and ductile, and will be eaſily moulded by a ſtrong fancy into any form. But the images which memory preſents are of a ſtubborn and untractable nature, the objects of remembrance have already exiſted, and left their ſignature [57] behind them impreſſed upon the mind, ſo as to defy all attempts of raſure, or of change.

AS the ſatisfactions, therefore, ariſing from memory are leſs arbitrary, they are more ſolid, and are, indeed, the only joys which we can call our own. Whatever we have once repoſited, as Dryden expreſſes it, in the ſacred treaſure of the paſt, is out of the reach of accident, or violence, nor can be loſt either by our own weakneſs, or another's malice:

—Non tamen irritum
Quodcunque retro eſt efficiet, neque
Diffinget, infectumque reddet,
Quod ſugiens ſemel hora vexit.

THERE is certainly no greater happineſs, than to be able to look back on a life uſefully and virtuouſly employed, to trace our own progreſs in exiſtence, by ſuch tokens as excite neither ſhame nor ſorrow. Life, in which nothing has been done or ſuffered to diſtinguiſh one day from another, is to him that has paſſed it, as if it had never been, except that he is conſcious how ill he has huſbanded the great depoſit of his creator. Life, made memorable by crimes, and diverſified thro' its [58] ſeveral periods by wickedneſs, is indeed eaſily reviewed, but reviewed only with horror and remorſe.

THE great conſideration which ought to influence us in the uſe of the preſent moment, is to ariſe from the effect, which, as well or ill applied, it muſt have upon the time to come; for though its actual exiſtence be inconceivably ſhort, yet its effects are unlimited, and there is not the ſmalleſt point of time but may extend its conſequences, either to our hurt or our advantage, through all eternity, and give us reaſon to remember it for ever, with anguiſh or exultation.

THE time of life, in which memory ſeems particularly to claim predominance over the other faculties of the mind, is our declining age. It has been remarked by former writers, that old men are generally narrative, and fall eaſily into recitals of paſt tranſactions, and accounts of perſons known to them in their youth. When we approach the verge of the grave it is more eminently true; ‘Vitae ſumma brevis ſpem nos vetat incloare longam.’ We have no longer any poſſibility of great viciſſitudes [59] in our favour; the changes which are to happen in the world will come too late for our accommodation; and thoſe who have no hope before them, and to whom their preſent ſtate is painful and irkſome, muſt of neceſſity turn their thoughts back to try what retroſpect will afford. It ought, therefore, to be the care of thoſe who wiſh to paſs the laſt hours with comfort, to lay up ſuch a treaſure of pleaſing ideas, as ſhall ſupport the expenſes of that time, which is to depend wholly upon the fund already acquired.

—Petite hine juveneſque ſeneſque
Finem animo certum, miſeriſque viatica canis.

IN youth, however unhappy, we ſolace ourſelves with the hope of better fortune, and, however vicious, appeaſe our conſciences with intentions of repentance; but the time comes at laſt, in which life has no more to promiſe, in which happineſs can be drawn only from recollection, and virtue will be all that we can recollect with pleaſure.

NUMB. 42. SATURDAY, Auguſt 11, 1750.

[60]
‘Mihi tarda fluunt ingrataque tempora. ’HOR.

To the RAMBLER.

Mr RAMBLER,

I AM no great admirer of grave writings, and therefore very frequently lay your papers aſide before I have read them through; yet I cannot but confeſs that, by ſlow degrees, you have raiſed my opinion of your underſtanding, and, that, though I believe it will be long before I can be prevailed upon to regard you with much kindneſs, you have, however, more of my eſteem than thoſe whom I ſometimes make happy with opportunities to fill my tea-pot, or pick up my fan. I ſhall therefore chuſe you for the confident of my diſtreſſes, and aſk your counſel with regard to the means of conquering or eſcaping them, though I never expect from you any of that ſoftneſs and pliancy, which conſtitutes the perfection of a companion for the ladies: as in the place where I now am, I have recourſe [61] to the maſtiff for protection, though I have no intention of making him a lap-dog.

MY mamma is a very fine lady, who has more numerous, and more frequent aſſemblies at her houſe, than any other perſon in the ſame quarter of the town. I was bred from my earlieſt infancy in a perpetual tumult of pleaſure, and remember to have heard of little elſe than meſſages, viſits, play-houſes, and balls, of the aukwardneſs of one woman, and the coquetry of another, the charming convenience of ſome riſing faſhion, the difficulty of playing a new game, the incidents of a maſquerade, and the dreſſes of a court night. I knew before I was ten years old all the rules of paying and receiving viſits, and to how much civility every one of my acquaintance was entitled; and was able to return, with the proper degree of reſerve, or of vivacity, the ſtated and eſtabliſhed anſwer to every compliment; ſo that I was very ſoon celebrated as a wit, and a beauty, and had heard before I was thirteen all that is ever ſaid to a young lady. My mother was generous to ſo uncommon a degree as to be pleaſed with my advance into life, and allowed me, without envy or reproof, to enjoy the ſame happineſs [62] with herſelf; though moſt women about her own age were very angry to ſee young girls ſo forward, and many fine gentlemen told her how cruel it was to throw new chains upon mankind, and to tyrannize over them at the ſame time with her own charms, and thoſe of her daughter.

I HAVE now lived two and twenty years, and have paſſed of each year nine months in town, and three at Richmond; ſo that my time has been ſpent uniformly in the ſame company, and the ſame amuſements, except as faſhion has introduced new diverſions, or the revolutions of the gay world have afforded new ſucceſſions of wits and beaus. However my mother is ſo good an oeconomiſt of pleaſure, that I have no ſpare hours upon my hands; for every morning brings ſome new appointment, and every night is hurried away by the neceſſity of making our appearance at different places, and of being with one lady at the opera, and with another at the card table.

WHEN the time came of ſettling our ſcheme of felicity for the ſummer, it was detemined that I ſhould pay a viſit to a rich aunt [63] in a remote county. As you know the chief converſation of all tea tables, in the ſpring, ariſes from a communication of the manner in which time is to be paſſed till winter, it was a great relief to the barrenneſs of our topics, to relate the pleaſures that were in ſtore for me, to deſcribe my uncle's ſeat, with the park and gardens, the charming walks, and beautiful waterfalls; and every one told me how much ſhe envied me, and what ſatisfaction ſhe had once enjoyed in a ſituation of the ſame kind.

AS we are all credulous in our own favour, and willing to imagine ſome latent ſatisfaction in any thing which we have not experienced, I will confeſs to you, without reſtraint, that I had ſuffered my head to be filled with expectations of ſome nameleſs pleaſure in a rural life, and that I hoped for the happy hour that ſhould ſet me free from noiſe, and flutter, and ceremony, diſmiſs me to the peaceful ſhade, and lull me in content and tranquillity. To ſolace myſelf under the miſery of delay, I ſometimes heard a ſtudious lady of my acquaintance read paſtorals, I was delighted with ſcarce any talk but of leaving the town, [64] and never went to bed without dreaming of groves, and meadows, and friſking lambs.

AT length I had all my cloaths in a trunk, and ſaw the coach at the door; I ſprung in with ecſtacy, quarrelled with my maid for being too long in taking leave of the other ſervants, and rejoiced as the ground grew leſs which lay between me and the completion of my wiſhes. A few days brought me to a large old houſe, encompaſſed on three ſides with woody hills, and looking from the front on a gentle river, the ſight of which renewed all my expectations of pleaſure, and gave me ſome regret for having lived ſo long without the enjoyment which theſe delightful ſcenes were now to afford me. My aunt came out to receive me, but in a dreſs ſo far removed from the preſent faſhion, that I could ſcarcely look upon her without laughter, which would have been no kind requital for the trouble which ſhe had taken to make herſelf fine againſt my arrival. The night and the next morning were driven along with enquiries about our family; my aunt then explained our pedigree, and told me ſtories of my great grandfather's bravery in the civil [65] wars, nor was it leſs than three days before I could perſuade her to leave me to myſelf.

AT laſt oeconomy prevailed, ſhe went in the uſual manner about her own affairs, and I was at liberty to range in the wilderneſs, and ſit by the caſcade. The novelty of the objects about me pleaſed me for a while, but after a few days they were new no longer, and I ſoon began to perceive that the country was not my element; that ſhades, and flowers, and lawns, and waters, had very ſoon exhauſted all their power of pleaſing, and that I had not in myſelf any fund of ſatisfaction with which I could ſupply the loſs of my cuſtomary amuſements.

I UNHAPPILY told my aunt, in the firſt warmth of our embraces, that I had leave to ſtay with her ten weeks. Six only are yet gone, and how ſhall I live through the remaining four? I go out and return; I pluck a flower, and throw it away; I catch an inſect, and when I have examined its colours, ſet it at liberty; I fling a pebble into the water and ſee one circle ſpread after another. When it chances to rain, I walk in the great hall, and watch the minute-hand upon the dial [66] or play with a litter of kittens, which the cat happens to have brought in a lucky time.

MY aunt is afraid I ſhall grow melancholy, and therefore encourages the neighbouring gentry to viſit us. They came at firſt with great eagerneſs to ſee the fine lady from London, but when we meet, we had no common to pick on which we could converſe; they had no curioſity after plays, operas, or muſick: and I find as little ſatisfaction from their accounts of the quarrels, or alliances of families, whoſe names, when once I can eſcape, I ſhall never hear. The women have now ſeen me, know how my gown is made, and are ſatisfied; the men are generally afraid of me, and ſay little becauſe they think themſelves not at liberty to talk rudely.

THUS am I condemned to ſolitude; the day moves ſlowly forward, and I ſee the dawn with uneaſineſs, becauſe I conſider the night is at a great diſtance. I have tried to ſleep by a brook, but find its murmurs ineffectual; ſo that I am forced to be awake at leaſt twelve hours, without viſits, without cards, without laughter, and without flattery. I walk becauſe I am diſguſted with ſitting ſtill, and ſit [67] down becauſe I am weary with walking. I have no motive to action, nor any object of love, or hate, or fear, or inclination. I cannot dreſs with ſpirit, for I have neither rival nor admirer. I cannot dance without a partner, nor be kind, or cruel, without a lover.

SUCH is the life of Euphelia, and ſuch it is likely to continue for a month to come. I have not yet declared againſt exiſtence, nor called upon the deſtinies to cut my thread; but I have ſincerely reſolved not to condemn myſelf to ſuch another ſummer, nor too haſtily to flatter myſelf with happineſs. Yet I have heard, Mr Rambler, of thoſe who never thought themſelves ſo much at eaſe as in ſolitude, and cannot but ſuſpect it to be ſome way or other my own fault, that, without great pain, either of mind or body, I am thus weary of myſelf: that the current of youth ſtagnates, and that I am languiſhing in a dead calm, for want of ſome external impulſe. I ſhall therefore think you a benefactor to our ſex, if you will teach me the art of living alone; for I am confident that a thouſand and a thouſand and a thouſand ladies, who affect to talk with ecſtacies of the pleaſures of the country, are in reality, like me, longing [68] for the winter, and wiſhing to be delivered from themſelves by company and diverſion.

I am, SIR, Yours, EUPHELIA.

NUMB. 43. TUESDAY, Auguſt 14, 1750.

Flumine perpetuo torrens ſolet acrius ire,
Sed tamen haec brevis eſt, illa perennis aqua.
OVID.

IT is obſerved by thoſe who have written on the conſtitution of the human body, and the original of thoſe diſeaſes by which it is afflicted, that every man comes into the world morbid, that there is no temperature ſo exactly regulated but that ſome humour is fatally predominant, and that we are generally impregnated, in our firſt entrance upon life, with the ſeeds of that malady, which, in time, ſhall bring us to the grave.

THIS remark has been extended by others to the intellectual faculties. Some that imagine themſelves to have looked with more than common penetration into human nature, have [69] endeavoured to perſuade us, that each man is born with a mind formed peculiarly for certain purpoſes, and with deſires unalterably determined to particular objects, from which the attention cannot be long diverted, and which alone, as they are well or ill perſued, muſt produce the praiſe or blame, the happineſs or miſery, of his future life.

THIS poſition has not, indeed, been hitherto proved with ſtrength proportionate to the aſſurance with which it has been advanced, and, perhaps, will never gain much prevalence by a cloſe examination.

IF the doctrine of innate ideas be itſelf diſputable, there ſeems to be little hope of eſtabliſhing an opinion, which ſuppoſes that even complications of ideas have been given us at our birth, and that we are made by nature ambitious, or covetous, before we know the meaning of either power or money.

YET as every ſtep in the progreſſion of exiſtence changes our poſition with reſpect to the things about us, ſo as to lay us open to new aſſaults and particular dangers, and ſubjects us to inconveniences from which any other ſituation [70] is exempt; as a publick or a private life, youth and age, wealth and poverty, have all ſome evil cloſely adherent, which cannot wholly be eſcaped but by quitting the ſtate to which it is annexed, and ſubmitting to the incumbrances of ſome other condition: ſo it cannot be denied that every difference in the ſtructure of the mind has its advantages and its wants; and that failures and defects being inſeparable from humanity, however the powers of underſtanding be extended or contracted, there will on one ſide or the other always be an avenue to error and miſcarriage.

There ſeem to be ſome ſouls ſuited to great, and others to little employments; ſome formed to ſoar aloft, and take in wide views, and others to grovel on the ground, and confine their regard to a narrow ſphere. Of theſe the one is always in danger of becoming uſeleſs by a daring negligence, the other by a ſcrupulous ſolicitude; the one collects many ideas, but confuſed and indiſtinct; the other is buſied in minute accuracy, but without compaſs and without dignity.

THE general error of thoſe who poſſeſs powerful and elevated underſtandings, is, that [71] they form ſchemes of too great extent, and flatter themſelves too haſtily with ſucceſs; they feel their own force to be great, and, by the complacency with which every man ſurveys himſelf, imagine it ſtill greater: they therefore look out for undertakings worthy of their abilities, and engage in them with very little precaution, for they imagine that every obſtruction will give way, and that, without any premeditated meaſures, they ſhall be able to find expedients in all difficulties. They are naturally apt to conſider all prudential maxims as below their regard, to treat with contempt thoſe ſecurities and reſources which others know themſelves obliged to provide, and diſdain to accompliſh their purpoſes by eſtabliſhed means, and common gradations.

THIS precipitation, which is incited by the pride of intellectual ſuperiority, is very often fatal to great deſigns. The ſtrength and reſolution of the combat are ſeldom equal to the vehemence of the charge. He that meets with an oppoſit on which he did not expect, very quickly loſes his courage, and too ſoon conſiders the enterpriſe as deſperate, only becauſe he had before concluded it eaſy. The violence of his firſt onſet is ſucceeded by a [72] laſting and unconquerable languor; the miſcarriage ſeizes his faculties; his conviction of the unreaſonable confidence, with which he had flattered his own deſires, makes him fearful of giving way to new hopes; the contemplation of an attempt, in which he has ſo far fallen below the expectations which he had indulged, is always painful and vexatious; he therefore naturally turns his attention to more pleaſing objects, and habituates his imagination to other entertainments, till, by ſlow degrees, he quits his firſt perſuit, and ſuffers ſome other project to take poſſeſſion of his thoughts, in which the ſame ardour of mind promiſes him again certain ſucceſs, and which diſappointments of the ſame kind compel him to abandon.

THUS too much vigour in the beginning of an undertaking, often intercepts and prevents the ſteadineſs and perſeverance always neceſſary in the conduct of any complicated ſcheme, where many intereſts are to be connected, many movements to be adjuſted, and the joint effort of diſtinct and independent powers to be directed to a ſingle point. In all important events which have been ſuddenly brought to paſs, chance has been the agent rather than [73] reaſon; and, therefore, however thoſe, who ſeemed to preſide in the tranſaction, may have been celebrated by ſuch as loved or feared them, ſucceeding times have commonly conſidered them as fortunate rather than prudent. Every deſign in which the connexion is regularly traced from the firſt motion to the laſt, muſt be formed and executed by calm intrepidity, and requires not only courage which danger cannot turn aſide, but conſtancy which fatigues cannot weary, and contrivance which impediments cannot exhauſt.

ALL the performances of human art, at which we look with praiſe or wonder, are inſtances of the reſiſtleſs force of perſeverance: it is by this that the quarry becomes a pyramid, and that diſtant countries are united with canals. If a man was to compare the effect of a ſingle ſtroke of the pick-ax, or of one impreſſion of the ſpade, with the general deſign and laſt conſequence, he would be overwhelmed by the ſenſe of their diſproportion; yet thoſe petty operations, inceſſantly continued, in time ſurmount the greateſt difficulties, and mountains are levelled, and oceans bounded, by the ſlender force of human beings.

[74] IT is therefore of the utmoſt importance that thoſe who have any intention of deviating from the beaten roads of life, and acquiring a reputation ſuperior to the common names which are hourly ſinking into oblivion, and ſwept away by time among the refuſe of fame, ſhould add to their reaſon, and their ſpirit, the power of perſiſting in their purpoſes; acquire the art of ſapping what they cannot batter, and the habit of vanquiſhing obſtinate reſiſtance by obſtinate attacks.

THE ſtudent who would build his knowledge on ſolid foundations, and proceed by juſt degrees to the pinacles of truth, is directed by the great philoſopher of France to begin by doubting of his own exiſtence. In like manner, whoever would complete any arduous and intricate enterpriſe ſhould, as ſoon as his imagination can cool after the firſt blaze of hope, place before his own eyes every poſſible embarraſment that may retard or defeat him. He ſhould firſt queſtion the probability of ſucceſs, and then endeavour to remove the objections that he has raiſed. It is proper, ſays old Markham, to exerciſe your horſe on the more inconvenient ſide of the courſe, that if [75] he ſhould, in the race, be forced upon it, he may not be diſcouraged; and Horace adviſes his poetical friend to conſider every day as the laſt which he ſhall enjoy, becauſe that will always give pleaſure which we receive beyond our hopes. If we alarm ourſelves beforehand with more difficulties than we really find, we ſhall be animated by unexpected facility with double ſpirit; and if we find our cautions and fears juſtified by the conſequence, there will however happen nothing againſt which proviſion has not been made, no ſudden ſhock will be received, nor will the main ſcheme be diſconcerted.

THERE is, indeed, ſome danger leſt he that too ſcrupulouſly balances probabilities, and too perſpicaciouſly foreſees obſtacles, ſhould remain always in a ſtate of inaction, without venturing upon attempts on which he will think it not unlikely that he may ſpend his labour without advantage. But previous deſpondence is not the fault of thoſe for whom this eſſay is deſigned; they who require to be warned againſt precipitation, will not ſuffer more fear to intrude into their contemplations than is neceſſary to allay the efferveſcence of an agitated fancy. As Des Cartes has kindly [76] ſhewn how a manmay prove to himſelf his own exiſtence, if once he can be prevailed upon to queſtion it, ſo the ardent and adventurous will not be long without finding ſome plauſible extenuation of the greateſt difficulties; and, indeed, ſuch is the uncertainty of all human affairs, that ſecurity and deſpair are equal follies, and as it is preſumption and arrogance to anticipate triumphs, it is weakneſs and cowardice to prognoſticate miſcarriages. The numbers that have been ſtopped in their career of happineſs are ſufficient to ſhew the uncertainty of human foreſight; but there are not wanting contrary inſtances of ſuch ſucceſs obtained againſt all appearances, as may warrant the boldeſt flights of genius, if they are ſupported by unſhaken perſeverance.

NUMB. 44. SATURDAY, Auguſt 18, 1750.

[77]
[...]HOMER.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

I Had lately a very remarkable dream, which made ſo ſtrong an impreſſion on me, that I remember it every word; and if you are not better employed, you may read the relation of it as follows.

METHOUGHT I was in the midſt of a very entertaining ſet of company, and extremely delighted in attending to a lively converſation, when on a ſudden I perceived one of the moſt ſhocking figures imagination can frame, advancing towards me. She was dreſt in black, her ſkin was contracted into a thouſand wrinkles, her eyes deep ſunk in her head, and her complexion pale and livid as the countenance of death. Her looks were filled with terror and unrelenting ſeverity, and her hands armed with whips and ſcorpions. As ſoon as ſhe came near, with a horrid frown, and a voice that chilled my very blood, ſhe bid me follow [78] her. I obeyed, and ſhe led me through rugged paths, beſet with briars and thorns, into a deep ſolitary valley. Wherever ſhe paſſed the fading verdure withered beneath her ſteps; her peſtilential breath infected the air with malignant vapours, obſcured the luſtre of the ſun, and involved the fair face of heaven in univerſal gloom. Diſmal howlings reſounded through the foreſt, from every baleful tree the night-raven uttered his dreadful note, and the proſpect was filled with deſolation and horror. In the midſt of this tremendous ſcene my execrable guide addreſſed me in the following manner.

"RETIRE with me, O raſh unthinking mortal, from the vain allurements of a deceitful world, and learn that pleaſure was not deſigned the portion of human life. Man was born to mourn and to be wretched; this is the condition of all below the ſtars, and whoever endeavours to oppoſe it acts in contradiction to the will of heaven. Fly then from the fatal enchantments of youth and ſocial delight, and here conſecrate thy ſolitary hours to lamentation and woe. Miſery is the duty of all ſublunary beings, and every enjoyment is an offence [79] to the deity, who is to be worſhipped only by the mortification of every ſenſe of pleaſure, and the everlaſting exerciſe of ſighs and tears."

THIS melancholy picture of life quite ſunk my ſpirits, and ſeemed to annihilate every principle of joy within me. I threw myſelf beneath a blaſted yeugh, where the winds blew cold and diſmal round my head, and dreadful apprehenſions chilled my heart. Here I reſolved to lie till the hand of death, which I impatiently invoked, ſhould put an end to the miſeries of a life ſo deplorably wretched. In this ſad ſituation I ſpied on one hand of me a deep muddy river, whoſe heavy waves rolled on in flow ſullen murmurs. Here I determined to plunge, and was juſt upon the brink, when I found myſelf ſuddenly drawn back. I turned about, and was ſurpriſed by the ſight of the lovelieſt object I had ever beheld. The moſt engaging charms of youth and beauty appeared in all her form; effulgent glories ſparkled in her eyes, and their awful ſplendours were ſoftened by the gentleſt looks of compaſſion and peace. At her approach, the frightful ſpectre, who had before tormented me, vaniſhed away, and with her all the horrors [80] ſhe had cauſed. The gloomy clouds brightened into chearful ſun-ſhine, the groves recovered their verdure, and the whole region looked gay and blooming as the garden of Eden. I was quite tranſported at this unexpected change, and reviving pleaſure began to glad my thoughts, when, with a look of inexpreſſible ſweetneſs, my beauteous deliverer thus uttered her divine inſtructions.

"My name is RELIGION. I am the offſpring of TRUTH and LOVE, and the parent of BENEVOLENCE, HOPE and JOY. That monſter from whoſe power I have freed you is called SUPERSTITION, ſhe is the child of DISCONTENT, and her followers are FEAR and SORROW. Thus different as we are, ſhe has often the inſolence to aſſume my name and character, and ſeduces unhappy mortals to think us the ſame, till ſhe, at length, drives them to the borders of DESPAIR, that dreadful abyſs into which you were juſt going to ſink."

"LOOK round and ſurvey the various beauties of this globe, which heaven has deſtined for the ſeat of human race, and conſider whether a world thus exquiſitely [81] framed could be meant for the abode of miſery and pain. For what end has the laviſh hand of providence diffuſed ſuch innumerable objects of delight, but that all might rejoice in the privilege of exiſtence, and be filled with gratitude to the beneficent author of it? Thus to enjoy the bleſſings he has ſent, is virtue and obedience; and to reject them merely as means of pleaſure, is pitiable ignorance, or abſurd perverſeneſs. Infinite goodneſs is the ſource of created exiſtence; the proper tendency of every rational being, from the higheſt order of raptured ſeraphs, to the meaneſt rank of men, is to riſe inceſſantly from lower degrees of happineſs to higher. They have each faculties aſſigned them for various orders of delights."

"WHAT, cried I, is this the language of RELIGION? Does ſhe lead her votaries through flowery paths, and bid them paſs an unlaborious life? Where are the painful toils of virtue, the mortifications of penitents, the ſelf-denying exerciſes of ſaints and heroes?"

"THE true enjoyments of a reaſonable [82] being," anſwered ſhe mildly, "do not conſiſt in unbounded indulgence, or luxurious eaſe, in the tumult of paſſions, the languor of indolence, or the flutter of light amuſements. Yielding to immoral pleaſure corrupts the mind, living to animal and trifling ones debaſes it; both in their degree diſqualify it for its genuine good, and conſign it over to wretchedneſs. Whoever would be really happy muſt make the diligent and regular exerciſe of his ſuperior powers his chief attention, adoring the perfections of his maker, expreſſing good-will to his fellow creatures, cultivating inward rectitude. To his lower faculties he muſt allow ſuch gratifications as will, by refreſhing him, invigorate his nobler perſuits. In the regions inhabited by angelic natures, unmingled felicity for ever blooms, joy flows there with a perpetual and abundant ſtream, nor needs there any mound to check its courſe. Beings conſcious of a frame of mind originally diſeaſed, as all the human race has cauſe to be, muſt uſe the regimen of a ſtricter ſelf-government. Whoever has been guilty of voluntary exceſſes muſt patiently ſubmit both to the painful workings of nature, [83] and needful ſeverities of medicine in order to his cure. Still he is intitled to a moderate ſhare of whatever alleviating accommodations this fair manſion of his merciful parent affords, conſiſtent with his recovery. And in proportion as this recovery advances, the livelieſt joy will ſpring from his ſecret ſenſe of an amended and improving heart.—So far from the horrors of deſpair is the condition even of the guilty.—Shudder, poor mortal, at the thought of that gulph into which thou waſt but now going to plunge."

"WHILE the moſt faulty have every encouragement to amend, the more innocent ſoul will be ſupported with ſtill ſweeter conſolations under all its experience of human infirmities; ſupported by the gladdening aſſurances that every ſincere endeavour to out-grow them, ſhall be aſſiſted, accepted and rewarded. To ſuch a one the lowlieſt ſelf-abaſement is but a deep-laid foundation for the moſt elevated hopes; ſince they who faithfully examine and acknowledge what they are, ſhall be enabled under my conduct to become what they deſire. The chriſtian and the heroe are inſeparable; and to the aſpirings of unaſſuming truſt, [84] and filial confidence, are ſet no bounds. To him who is animated with a view of obtaining approbation from the ſovereign of the univerſe, no difficulty is inſurmountable. Secure in this perſuit of every needful aid, his conflict with the ſevereſt pains and trials, is little more than the vigorous exerciſes of a mind in health. His patient dependence on that providence which looks through all eternity, his ſilent reſignation, his ready accommodation of his thoughts and behaviour to its inſcrutable ways, is at once the moſt excellent ſort of ſelf-denial, and a ſource of the moſt exalted tranſports. Society is the true ſphere of human virtue. In ſocial, active, life, difficulties will perpetually be met with; reſtraints of many kinds will be neceſſary; and ſtudying to behave right in reſpect of theſe is a diſcipline of the human heart, uſeful to others, and improving to itſelf. Suffering is no duty but where it is neceſſary to avoid guilt, or to do good; nor pleaſure a crime, but where it ſtrengthens the influence of bad inclinations, or leſſens the generous activity of virtue. The happineſs allotted to man in his preſent ſtate, is indeed faint and low, compared with his immortal proſpects, and [85] noble capacities; but yet whatever portion of it the diſtributing hand of heaven offers to each individual, is a needful ſupport and refreſhment for the preſent moment, ſo far as it may not hinder the attaining his final deſtination."

"RETURN then with me from continual miſery to moderate enjoyment, and grateful alacrity. Return from the contracted views of ſolitude to the proper duties of a relative and dependent being. Religion is not confined to cells and cloſets, nor reſtrained to ſullen retirement. Theſe are the gloomy doctrines of SUPERSTITION, by which ſhe endeavours to break thoſe chains of benevolence and ſocial affection, that link the welfare of every particular with that of the whole. Remember that the greateſt honour you can pay to the author of your being is by ſuch a chearful behaviour, as diſcovers a mind ſatisfied with his diſpenſations."

HERE my preceptreſs pauſed, and I was going to expreſs my acknowledgments for her diſcourſe, when a ring of bells from the neighbouring village, and a new-riſen ſun [86] darting his beams through my windows, awaked me.

I am, Yours, &c.

NUMB. 45. TUESDAY, Auguſt 21, 1750.

[...]EURIP.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

THOUGH, in the diſſertations which you have given us on marriage, very juſt cautions are laid down againſt the common cauſes of infelicity, and the neceſſity of having, in that important choice, the firſt regard to virtue is carefully inculcated; yet I cannot think the ſubject ſo much exhauſted, but that a little reflection would preſent to the mind many queſtions in the diſcuſſion of which great numbers are intereſted, and many precepts which deſerve to be more particularly and forcibly impreſſed.

[87] YOU ſeem, like moſt of the writers that have gone before you, to have allowed, as an unconteſted principle, that Marriage is generally unhappy: but I know not whether a man who profeſſes to think for himſelf, and draws his opinions from his own obſervations, does not depart from his character when he follows the croud thus implicitly, and receives maxims without recalling them to a new examination, eſpecially when they compriſe ſo wide a circuit of life, and include ſuch variety of circumſtances. As I have an equal right with others to give my opinion of the objects about me, and a better title to determine concerning that ſtate which I have tried, than many who talk of it without experience, I am unwilling to be reſtrained by mere authority from advancing, what, I believe, an accurate view of the world will confirm, that marriage is not commonly unhappy, otherwiſe than as life is unhappy; and that moſt of thoſe who complain of connubial miſeries, have as much ſatisfaction as their nature would have admitted, or their conduct procured in any other condition.

IT is, indeed, common to hear both ſexes [88] repine at their condition, relate the happineſs of their earlier years, blame the folly and raſhneſs of their own choice, and warn thoſe whom they ſee coming into the world againſt the ſame precipitance and infatuation. But it is to be remembred, that the days which they ſo much wiſh to call back, are the days not only of celibacy but of youth, the days of novelty and improvement, of ardour and of hope, of health and vigour of body, of gayety and lightneſs of heart. It is not eaſy to unite life with any circumſtances in which youth will not be delightful; and I am afraid that whether married or unmarried, we ſhall find the veſture of terreſtrial exiſtence more heavy and cumbrous, the longer it is worn.

THAT both cenſure themſelves for the indiſcretion of their choice, is not a ſufficient proof that they have choſen ill, ſince we ſee the ſame diſcontent at every other part of life which we cannot change. Converſe with almoſt any man, grown old in a profeſſion, and you will find him regretting that he did not enter into ſome different courſe, to which he too late finds his genius better adapted, or in which he diſcovers that wealth and honour are more eaſily attained. [89] The merchant, ſays Horace, envies the ſoldier, and the ſoldier recounts the felicity of the merchant; the lawyer when his clients harraſs him, calls out for the quiet of the countryman; and the countryman, when buſineſs calls him to town, proclaims that there is no happineſs but amidſt opulence and crouds. Every man recounts the inconveniencies of his own ſtation, and always thinks thoſe of any other leſs, becauſe he has not felt them. Thus the married praiſe the eaſe and freedom of a ſingle ſtate, and the ſingle fly to marriage from the wearineſs of ſolitude. From all our obſervations we may collect with certainty, that miſery is the lot of man, but cannot diſcover in what particular condition it will find moſt alleviations; or whether all external appendages are not, as we uſe them well or ill, the cauſes either of pain or pleaſure.

WHOEVER feels great pain naturally hopes for eaſe from change of poſture; he changes it, and finds himſelf equally tormented: and of the ſame kind are the expedients by which we endeavour to obviate or elude thoſe uneaſineſſes, to which mortality will always be ſubject. It is not likely that the married ſtate is eminently miſerable, ſince we ſee ſuch [90] numbers, whom the death of their partners has ſet free from it, entering it again.

WIVES and huſbands are, indeed, inceſſantly complaining of each other; and there would be reaſon for imagining that almoſt every houſe was infeſted with perverſeneſs or oppreſſion beyond human ſufferance, did we not know upon how ſmall occaſions ſome minds burſt out into lamentations and reproaches, and how naturally every animal revenges his pain upon thoſe who happen to be near, without any nice examination of its cauſe. We are always willing to fancy ourſelves within a little of happineſs, and when, with repeated efforts, we cannot reach it, perſuade ourſelves that it is intercepted by an ill-paired mate, ſince, if we could find any other obſtacle, it would be our own fault that it was not removed.

ANATOMISTS have often remarked, that though our diſeaſes are ſufficiently numerous and ſevere, yet when we enquire into the ſtructure of the body, the tenderneſs of ſome parts, the minuteneſs of others, and the immenſe multiplicity of animal functions that muſt concur to the healthful and vigorous exerciſe [91] of all our powers, there appears reaſon to wonder rather that we are preſerved ſo long, than that we periſh ſo ſoon, and that our frame ſubſiſts for a ſingle day, or hour, without diſorder, rather than that it ſhould be broken or obſtructed by violence of accidents, or length of time.

THE ſame reflection ariſes in my mind, upon obſervation of the manner in which marriage is frequently contracted. When I ſee the avaricious and crafty taking companions to their tables, and their beds, without any enquiry, but after farms and money; or the giddy and thoughtleſs uniting themſelves for life to thoſe whom they have only ſeen by the light of tapers at a ball; when parents make articles for their children, without enquiring after their conſent; when ſome marry for heirs to diſappoint their brothers, and others throw themſelves into the arms of thoſe whom they do not love, becauſe they have found themſelves rejected where they were more ſolicitous to pleaſe; when ſome marry becauſe their ſervants cheat them, ſome becauſe they ſquander their own money, ſome becauſe their houſes are peſtered with company, ſome becauſe they will live like other people, [92] and ſome only becauſe they are ſick of themſelves, I am not ſo much inclined to wonder that marriage is ſometimes unhappy, as that it appears generally ſo little loaded with calamity; and cannot but conclude that ſociety has ſomething in itſelf eminently agreable to human nature, when I find its pleaſures ſo great that even the ill choice of a companion can hardly over-balance them.

BY the antient cuſtom of the Muſcovites the men and women never ſaw each other till they were joined beyond the power of parting. It may be ſuſpected that by this method many unſuitable matches were produced, and many tempers aſſociated that were very little qualified to give pleaſure to each other. Yet, perhaps, among a people ſo little delicate, where the paucity of gratifications, and the uniformity of life gave no opportunity for imagination to interpoſe its objections, there was not much danger of capricious diſlike, and while they felt neither cold nor hunger they might live quietly together, without any thought of the defects of one another.

AMONGST us, whom knowledge has made Mice, and affluence wanton, there are, indeed, [93] more cautions requiſite to ſecure tranquillity; and yet if we obſerve the manner in which thoſe converſe, who have ſingled out each other for marriage, we ſhall, perhaps, not think that the Ruſſians loſt much by their reſtraint. For the whole endeavour of both parties, during the time of courtſhip, is to hinder themſelves from being known, and to diſguiſe their natural temper, and real deſires, in hypocritical imitation, ſtudied compliance, and continued affection. From the time that their love is avowed, neither ſees the other but in a maſk, and the cheat is managed often on both ſides with ſo much art, and diſcovered afterwards with ſo much abruptneſs, that each has reaſon to ſuſpect that ſome tranſformation has happened on the wedding-night, and that by a ſtrange impoſture one has been courted, and another married.

I DESIRE you, therefore, Mr RAMBLER, to queſtion all who ſhall hereafter come to you with matrimonial complaints, concerning their behaviour in the time of courtſhip, and inform them that they are neither to wonder nor repine, when a contract begun with fraud has ended in diſappointment.

I am, &c.

NUMB. 46. SATURDAY, Auguſt 25, 1750.

[94]
—Genus, et proavos, et quae non fecimus ipſi,
Vix ea noſtra voco.
OVID.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

SINCE I find that you have paid ſo much regard to my complaints, as to publiſh them, I am inclined by vanity, or gratitude, to continue our correſpondence; and, indeed, without either of theſe motives, I am, at preſent, glad of an opportunity to write, for I am not much accuſtomed to keep in any thing that ſwells my heart, and have here none with whom I can very freely converſe; and while I am thus employed, ſome of thoſe tedious hours, which I have condemned myſelf to paſs in this place, will ſlip away. When I return to my uſual amuſement of watching the clock, I ſhall find that I have diſburdened myſelf of part of the day, and that the time of my return from exile is leſs remote.

[95] YOU perceive that I do not pretend to claim any great merit from my regard to your performances, or to write with much conſideration of any thing but my own convenience; and, not to conceal from you my real ſentiments, the little time which I have here ſpent, againſt my will, in ſolitary meditation, has not much contributed to my veneration for authors. I have now ſufficient reaſon to ſuſpect that, with all your ſplendid profeſſions of wiſdom, and ſeeming regard for truth and virtue, you have very little ſincerity; that you either write what you do not think, and willingly impoſe upon mankind, or that you take no care to think right, but while you ſet up yourſelf as a guide in the labyrinth of life, miſlead your followers by credulity, or negligence; that you take the liberty of producing to the publick whatever notions you can ſpeciouſly maintain, or elegantly expreſs, without enquiring whether they are juſt; and that you are apt to think yourſelf qualified by books to treat on ſubjects which are only to be underſtood by obſervation and experience, and tranſcribe hereditary falſhoods from old authors, perhaps as ignorant and careleſs as yourſelf.

[96] YOU may, perhaps, wonder that I expreſs myſelf with ſo much acrimony on a queſtion in which women are ſuppoſed to have very little intereſt; and you are likely enough, for I have ſeen many inſtances of the ſaucineſs of ſcholars, to tell me that I am more properly employed in playing with my kittens, than in giving myſelf airs of criticiſm, and cenſuring the learned. But you are miſtaken if you imagine that I am to be intimidated by your contempt, or ſilenced by your reproofs. As I read, I have a right to judge, as I am injured, I have a right to complain; and theſe privileges, which I have purchaſed at ſo dear a rate. I ſhall not eaſily be perſuaded to reſign.

TO read has, indeed, never been my buſineſs; but as there are hours of leiſure in the moſt active life, I have paſſed the ſuperfluities of time, which the diverſions of the town left upon my hands, in turning over a large collection of tragedies and romances, which chance threw early in my way, where, amongſt other ſentiments, common to all authors of this claſs, I have found almoſt every page filled with the charms and happineſs of a country life; that life to which every ſtateſman [97] in the higheſtelevation of his proſperity is contriving to retire; that life to which every tragick heroine in ſome ſcene or other wiſhes to have been born, and which is always repreſented as a certain refuge from folly and anxiety, from paſſion, and from guilt.

IT was impoſſible to read ſo many paſſionate exclamations, and ſoothing deſcriptions, without feeling ſome deſire to enjoy the ſtate in which all this felicity was to be enjoyed; and therefore I received with raptures the invitation of my good aunt, and expected that by ſome unknown influence I ſhould find all hopes and fears, all jealouſies and competitions vaniſh from my heart upon my firſt arrival at the ſeats of innocence and tranquillity; that I ſhould ſleep in halcyon bowers, and wander in elyſian gardens, where I ſhould meet with nothing but the ſoftneſs of benevolence, the candour of ſimplicity, and the chearfulneſs of content; where I ſhould ſee reaſon exerting her ſovereignty over life, without any interruption from envy, avarice, or ambition, and every day paſſing in ſuch a manner as the ſevereſt wiſdom ſhould approve.

THIS, Mr RAMBLER, I tell you I expected, [98] and this I had by an hundred authors been taught to expect. By this expectation I was led hither, and here I live in a ſtate of perpetual uneaſineſs, without any other comfort than that of hoping to return to London. Having, ſince I wrote my former letter, been driven, by the mere neceſſity of eſcaping from abſolute inactivity, to make myſelf more acquainted with the affairs and inhabitants of this place, I am now no longer an abſolute ſtranger to rural converſation and employments, but am very far from diſcovering in them more innocence or wiſdom, than in the ſentiments or conduct of thoſe with whom I have paſſed more chearful and more faſhionable hours.

IT is common to reproach the tea-table, and the park, with giving opportunities and encouragement to ſcandal. I cannot, indeed, wholly clear them from the charge; but muſt, however, obſerve in favour of the modiſh prattlers, that, if not by principle, we are at leaſt by accident leſs guilty of defamation than the country ladies. For having greater numbers to obſerve and cenſure, we are commonly content to charge them only with their own faults or follies, and ſeldom give way to malevolence, [99] but ſuch as ariſes from ſome injury or affront, real or imaginary, offered to ourſelves. But in theſe diſtant provinces, where the ſame families inhabit the ſame houſes from age to age, they tranſmit and recount the faults of a whole ſucceſſion. I have been informed how every eſtate in the neighbourhood was originally got, and find, if I may credit the accounts given me, that there is not a ſingle acre in the hands of the right owner. I have been told of intrigues between beaus and toaſts that have been now three centuries in their quiet graves, and am often entertained with traditionary ſcandal on perſons of whoſe names there would have been no remembrance, had they not committed ſomewhat that might diſgrace their deſcendents.

IN one of my viſits I happened to commend the air and dignity of a young lady, who had juſt left the company; upon which two grave matrons looked with great ſlineſs at each other, and then the older of them aſked whether I had ever ſeen the picture of Henry the eighth. You may imagine that I did not immediately perceive the propriety of the queſtion, but after having waited a while for information, I was told that the lady's grandmother had a [100] great great grandmother that was maid of honour to Anna Bullen, and ſuppoſed to have been too great a favourite of the king.

IF once there happens a quarrel between the principal perſons of two families, the malignity is continued without end, and it is common for two old maids to fall out about ſome election, in which their grandfathers were competitors; the heart-burnings of the civil war are not yet extinguiſhed; there are two families in the neighbourhood who have deſtroyed each others game from the time of Philip and Mary; and when an account came of an inundation, which had injured the plantations of a worthy gentleman, one of the hearers remarked, with exultation, that he might now have ſome notion of the ravages committed by his anceſtors in their retreat from Boſworth.

THUS malice and hatred deſcend here with an inheritance, and it is neceſſary to be well verſed in hiſtory, that the various factions of this county may be underſtood. You cannot expect to be on good terms with two families, who are reſolved to love nothing in common; and, in ſelecting your intimates, you are perhaps [101] to conſider which party you moſt favour in the barons wars. I have often loſt the good opinion of my aunt's viſitants by confounding the intereſts of York and Lancaſter, and was once cenſured for ſitting ſilent when William Rufus was called a tyrant. I have, however, now thrown aſide all pretences to circumſpection, for I find it impoſſible in leſs than ſeven years to learn all the requiſite cautions. At London, if you know your company, and their parents, you are ſafe; but you are here ſuſpected of alluding to the ſlips of great grandmothers, and of reviving conteſts which were decided in armour by the redoubted knights of ancient times. I hope therefore that you will not condemn my impatience, if I am weary of attending where nothing can be learned, and of quarrelling where there is nothing to conteſt, and that you will contribute to divert me while I ſtay here by ſome facetious performance.

I am, SIR, EUPHELIA.

NUMB. 47. TUESDAY, Auguſt 28, 1750.

[102]
‘Quanquam his ſolatiis acquieſcam, debilitor & frangor eadem illa humanitate quae me, ut hoc ipſum permitterem, induxit, non ideo tamen velim durior fieri: nec ignoro alios hujuſmodi caſus nihil amplius vocare quam damnum; eoque ſibi magnos homines & ſapientes videri. Qui an magni ſapienteſque ſint, neſcio: homines non ſunt. Hominis eſt enim affici dolore, ſentire: reſiſtere tamen, & ſolatia admittere, non ſolatiis non egere.’PLIN.

OF the paſſions with which the mind of man is agitated, it may be obſerved, that they naturally haſten towards their own extinction by inciting and quickening the attainment of their objects. Thus fear urges our flight, and deſire animates our progreſs; and if there are ſome which perhaps may be indulged till they out-grow the good appropriated to their ſatisfaction, as is frequently obſerved of avarice and ambition, yet their immediate tendency is to ſome means of happineſs really exiſting, and generally within the proſpect. The miſer always imagines that [103] there is a cer ain ſum that will fill his heart to the brim; and the ambitious man, like king Pyrrhus, has an acquiſition in his thoughts that is to terminate his labours, after which he ſhall paſs the reſt of his life in eaſe or gayety, in repoſe or devotion.

SORROW is perhaps the only affection of the breaſt that can be excepted from this general remark, and it therefore deſerves the particular attention of thoſe who have aſſumed the arduous province of preſerving the balance of our mental conſtitution, and of adminiſtering phyſick to the ſoul. The other paſſions are diſeaſes indeed, but they neceſſarily direct us to their proper cure. A man at once feels the pain, and knows the medicine, to which he is carried with greater haſte, as the evil which requires it is more excruciating, and cures himſelf by unerring inſtinct, as the wounded ſtags of Crete are related by Aelian to have recourſe to vulnerary herbs. But for ſorrow there is no remedy provided by nature, it is often occaſioned by accidents irreparable, and dwells upon objects that have loſt or changed their exiſtence; it requires what it cannot hope, that the laws of nature ſhould be repealed, [104] that the dead ſhould return, or the paſt ſhould be recalled.

SORROW is not that regret for negligence or error which may animate us to future care or activity, or that repentance of crimes for which, however irrevocable, our creator has promiſed to accept it as an attonement; the pain which ariſes from theſe cauſes has very ſalutary effects, and is every hour extenuating itſelf by the reparation of thoſe miſcarriages that produce it. Sorrow is properly that ſtate of the mind in which our deſires are fixed upon the paſt, without looking forward to the future, an inceſſant wiſh that ſomething were otherwiſe than it has been, a tormenting and haraſſing want of ſome enjoyment or poſſeſſion which we have loſt, and which no endeavours can poſſibly regain. Into ſuch anguiſh many have ſunk upon ſome ſudden diminution of their fortune, an unexpected blaſt of their reputation, or the loſs of children or friends. They have ſuffered all ſenſibility of pleaſure to be deſtroyed by a ſingle blow, have given up for ever the hopes of ſubſtituting any other object in the room of that which they lament, have reſigned the remaining part of their lives to gloom and ſolitude, complaints [105] and deſpondency, worn themſelves out in unavailing miſery, and ſunk down at laſt under their burthen.

YET ſo much is this paſſion the natural conſequence of tenderneſs and endearment, that, however painful and however uſeleſs, it is juſtly reproachful not to feel it on ſome occaſions; and ſo widely and conſtantly has it always prevailed, that the laws of ſome nations, and the cuſtoms of others, have limited a time for the external appearances of grief cauſed by the diſſolution of cloſe alliances, and the breach of domeſtic union.

IT ſeems determined, by the general ſuffrage of mankind, that ſorrow is to a certain point laudable, as the offspring of love, or at leaſt pardonable as the effect of weakneſs; but that it ought not to be ſuffered to increaſe by indulgence, but muſt give way, after a ſtated time, to ſocial duties, and the common avocations of life. It is at firſt unavoidable, and therefore muſt be allowed, whether with or without our choice; it may afterwards be admitted as a decent and affectionate teſtimony of kindneſs and eſteem; ſomething will be extorted by nature, and ſomething may be given [106] to the world. But all beyond the burſts of paſſion, or the forms of ſolemnity, is not only uſeleſs, but culpable; for we have no righ to ſacrifice, to the vain longings of affection, that time which providence allows us for the taſk of our ſtation.

YET it too often happens that ſorrow, thus lawfully entering, gains ſuch a firm poſſeſſion of the mind, that it is not afterwards to be ejected; the mournful ideas, firſt violently impreſſed, and afterwards willingly received, ſo much engroſs the attention, as to predominate in every meditation, to intrude uncalled, to darken gayety, and perplex ratiocination. An habitual ſadneſs then ſeizes upon the ſoul, and the faculties are chained to a ſingle object, which can never be contemplated but with hopeleſs uneaſineſs.

This is a ſtate of dejection from which it is often very difficult to riſe to chearfulneſs and alacrity, and therefore many who have laid down ſpeculative rules of mental health, think preſervatives eaſier than remedies, and teach us not to truſt ourſelves with favourite enjoyments, not to indulge the luxury of fondneſs, [107] but to keep our minds always ſuſpended in ſuch a ſtate of indifference, that we may change any of the objects about us without inconvenience or emotion.

AN exact compliance with this rule might, perhaps, contribute to tranquillity, but ſurely it would never produce happineſs. He that regards none ſo much as to be afraid of loſing them, muſt live for ever without the gentle pleaſures of ſympathy and confidence; he muſt feel no melting fondneſs, no warmth of benevolence, nor any of thoſe honeſt joys which nature annexes to the power of pleaſing. And as no man can juſtly claim more tenderneſs than he pays, he muſt forfeit his ſhare in all that officious and watchful kindneſs which love only can dictate, and all thoſe lenient endearments by which love only can ſoften life. He may juſtly be overlooked and neglected by ſuch as have more warmth in their heart; for who would be the friend of him, whom, with whatever aſſiduity he may be courted, and with whatever ſervices obliged, his principles will not ſuffer to make equal returns, and who, when you have exhauſted all the inſtances of good will, can only be prevailed on not to be an enemy?

[108] AN attempt to preſerve life in a ſtate of neutrality and indifference, is unreaſonable and vain. If by excluding joy we could ſhut out grief, the ſcheme would deſerve very ſerious attention; but ſince, however we may debar ourſelves from happineſs, miſery will find its way at many inlets, and the aſſaults of pain will force our regards, though we may withhold it from the invitations of pleaſure, we may ſurely endeavour to raiſe life above the middle point of apathy at one time, ſince it will neceſſarily ſink below it at another.

BUT though it cannot be reaſonable not to gain happineſs for fear of loſing it, yet it muſt be confeſſed, that in proportion to the pleaſure of poſſeſſion, will be for ſome time our ſorrow for the loſs; but it is the province of the moraliſt to enquire whether ſuch pains may not quickly give way to mitigation. Some have thought, that the moſt certain way to clear the heart from its embarraſſment is to drag it by force into ſcenes of merriment. Others imagine, that ſuch a tranſition is too violent, and recommend rather to ſooth it into tranquillity, by making it acquainted with miſeries more dreadful and afflictive, and diverting to the calamities of others the regard [109] which we are inclined to fix too cloſely upon our own misfortunes.

IT may be doubted whether either of thoſe remedies will be ſufficiently powerful. The efficacy of mirth it is not always eaſy to try, and the indulgence of melancholy may be ſuſpected to be one of thoſe medicines, which will deſtroy, if it happens not to cure.

THE ſafe and general antidote againſt ſorrow, is employment. It is commonly obſerved, that among ſoldiers and ſeamen, though there is much kindneſs, there is little grief; they ſee their friend fall without any of that lamentation which is indulged in ſecurity and idleneſs, becauſe they have no leiſure to ſpare from the care of themſelves; and whoever ſhall keep his thoughts equally buſy, will find himſelf equally unaffected with irretrievable loſſes.

TIME is obſerved generally to wear out ſorrow, and its effects might doubtleſs be accelerated by quickening the ſucceſſion and enlarging the variety of objects.

Si tempore longo
Leniri poterit luctus, tu ſperne morari,
Qui ſapiet ſibi tempus erit.—
GROTIUS.

[110] SORROW is a kind of ruſt of the ſoul, which every new idea contributes in its paſſage to ſcour away. It is the putrefaction of ſtagnant life, and is remedied by exerciſe and motion.

NUMB. 48. SATURDAY, Sept. 1, 1750.

‘Non eſt vivere, ſed valere, vita. ’MART.

AMONG the innumerable follies, by which we lay up in our youth repentance and remorſe for the ſucceeding part of our lives, there is ſcarce any thing againſt which warnings are of leſs efficacy, than the neglect of health. When the ſprings of motion are in their full ſtrength, when the heart bounds with vigour, and the eye ſparkles with ſpirit, it is with difficulty, that we are taught to conceive the imbecillity and tenderneſs that every hour is bringing upon us, or to imagine, that the nerves which are now braced with ſo much ſtrength, and the limbs which play with ſo much activity, will loſe all their power under the gripe of time, relax with numbneſs, and totter with debility.

[111] AMONG the arguments which have been uſed againſt complaints under the miſeries of life, the philoſophers have, I think, forgot to mention the incredulity of thoſe to whom we tell our ſufferings. But if the purpoſe of lamentation be to excite pity, and if pity muſt preſuppoſe ſympathy, it is ſurely ſuperfluous for age and weakneſs to tell their plaintive ſtories; for a little attention will ſhew them, that thoſe who do not feel pain, ſeldom think that it is felt; and a ſhort recollection will inform almoſt every man, that he is only repaid the inſult which he has given, ſince he may remember how often he has treated infirmity with contempt, mocked its cautions, and cenſured its impatience.

THE valetudinarian race have made the care of health ridiculous by ſuffering it to prevail over all other conſiderations, as the miſer has brought frugality into contempt, by permitting the love of money not to ſhare but to engroſs his mind: they both err alike, by confounding the means with the end; they graſp at health only to be well, as at money only to be rich; and forget that every terreſtrial advantage is chiefly valuable, as it furniſhes abilities for the exerciſe of virtue.

[112] HEALTH is, indeed, ſo neceſſary to all the duties, as well as pleaſures of life, that the crime of ſquandering it is equal to the folly; and he that for the ſake of a few ſhort gratifications brings weakneſs and diſeaſes upon himſelf, and for the pleaſure of a few years paſſed in riot and noiſe, in the tumults of diverſion, and clamours of merriment, condemns the maturer and more experienced part of his life to the chamber and the couch, may be juſtly reproached, not only as a ſpendthrift of his own happineſs, but as a robber of the publick; as a wretch that has voluntarily diſqualified himſelf for the buſineſs of his ſtation, and refuſed that part which providence aſſigns him in the general taſk of human nature.

THERE are perhaps very few conditions more to be pitied than that of an active and elevated mind, labouring under the weight of a diſtempered body; the time of ſuch a man is always ſpent in forming ſchemes, which a change of wind hinders him from executing, his powers fume away in projects and in hope, and the day of action never arrives. He lies down delighted with the thoughts of [113] to-morrow, pleaſes his ambition with the ſame he ſhall acquire, or his benevolence with the good he ſhall confer. But in the night the ſkies are overcaſt, the temper of the air is changed, he wakes in languor, impatience, and diſtraction, and has no longer any wiſh but for eaſe, nor any attention but to miſery. It may be ſaid that diſeaſe generally begins that equality which death completes; the diſtinctions which ſet one man ſo much above another are very little perceived in the gloom of a ſick chamber, where it will be in vain to expect entertainment from the gay, or inſtruction from the wiſe, where all human glory is obliterated, where the wit is clouded, the reaſonner embarraſſed, and the hero ſubdued; where the higheſt and brighteſt of mortal beings finds nothing left him but the conſciouſneſs of innocence.

THERE is among the fragments of the Greek poets a ſhort hymn to Health, in which her power of exalting the happineſs of life, of heightening the gifts of fortune, and adding enjoyment to poſſeſſion, is inculcated with ſo much force and beauty, that no one, at leaſt no one who has ever languiſhed under the diſcomforts and infirmities of a lingering [114] diſeaſe, can read it without feeling the images dance in his heart, and adding from his own experience new vigour to the wiſh, and from his own imagination new colours to the picure. The particular occaſion of this little compoſition is not known, but it is probable that the author had been ſick, and in the firſt raptures of returning vigour addreſſed Health in the following manner: [...] ‘HEALTH, moſt venerable of the powers of heaven! with thee may the remaining part of my life be paſſed, nor do thou refuſe to bleſs me with thy reſidence. For whatever there is of beauty or of pleaſure in wealth, in deſcendants, or in ſovereign command the higheſt ſummit of human enjoyment, or in thoſe objects of deſire which [115] we endeavour to chaſe into the toils of love; whatever delight, or whatever ſolace is granted by the celeſtials to ſoften our fatigues, in thy preſence, thou parent of happineſs, all thoſe joys ſpread out and flouriſh; in thy preſence blooms the ſpring of pleaſure, and without thee there is no gladneſs.’

SUCH is the power of health, that without its cooperation every other comfort is torpid and lifeleſs, as the powers of vegetation without the ſun. And yet this bliſs is commonly thrown away in thoughtleſs negligence, or in fooliſh experiments on our own ſtrength; we let it periſh without remembring its value, or waſte it to ſhew how much we have to ſpare; it is ſometimes given up to the management of levity and chance, and ſometimes ſold for the applauſe of jollity and debauchery.

HEALTH is equally neglected, and with equal impropriety, by the votaries of buſineſs and the followers of pleaſure. Some men ruin the fabrick of their bodies by inceſſant revels, and others by intemperate ſtudies; ſome batter it by exceſs, and others ſap it by inactivity. To the noiſy rout of bacch analian rioters it will be to little purpoſe that advice is [116] offered, though it requires no great abilities to prove, that he loſes pleaſure who loſes health; their clamours are too loud for the whiſpers of caution, and they run the courſe of life with too much precipitance to ſtop at the call of wiſdom. Nor perhaps will they that are buſied in adding thouſands to thouſands, pay much regard to him that ſhall direct them to haſten more ſlowly to their wiſhes. Yet ſince lovers of money are generally cool, deliberate and thoughtful, they might ſurely conſider, that the greater good ought not to be ſacrificed to the leſs. Health is certainly more valuable than money, becauſe it is by health that money is procured; but thouſands and millions are of ſmall avail to alleviate the protracted tortures of the gout, to repair the broken organs of ſenſe, or reſuſcitate the powers of digeſtion. Poverty is, indeed, an evil from which we naturally fly; but let us not run from one enemy to another, nor take ſhelter in the arms of ſickneſs.

—Projecere animam! quàm vellent aethere in alto
Nunc & pauperiem, & duros tolerare labores!

THOSE who loſe their health in an irregular and impetuous perſuit of literary accompliſhments are yet leſs to be excuſed; for as [117] they profeſs argument and reflection, they ought to know that the body is not forced beyond its ſtrength, but with the loſs of more vigour than is proportionate to the effect produced; and that whoever takes up life beforehand, by depriving himſelf of reſt and refreſhment, muſt not only pay back the hours, but pay them back with uſury; and for the gain of a few months but half enjoyed, muſt give up years to the liſtleſneſs of languor, and the implacability of pain; they whoſe endeavour is mental excellence, will learn at laſt, perhaps too late, how much it is endangered by diſeaſes of the body, and find that knowledge may eaſily be loſt in the ſtarts of melancholy, the flights of impatience, and the peeviſhneſs of decrepitude.

NUMB. 49. TUESDAY, September 4, 1750.

Non omnis moriar, multaque pars mei
Vitabit Libitinam, uſque ego poſterâ
Creſcam laude recens.
HOR.

THE firſt motives of human actions are thoſe appetites which providence has given to moſt, in common with the reſt of the inhabitants [118] of the earth. Immediately after our birth, thirſt and hunger incline us to the breaſt, whch we draw by inſtinct, like other young creatures, and, when we are ſatisfied, we expreſs our uneaſineſs by importunate and inceſſant cries, till we have obtained a place or poſture proper for repoſe.

THE next call that rouſes us from a ſtate of inactivity, is that of our paſſions; we quickly begin to be ſenſible of hope and fear, love and hatred, deſire and averſion; theſe ariſing from the power of compariſon and reflection extend their range wider, as our reaſon ſtrengthens, and our knowledge enlarges. At firſt we have no thought of pain, but when we actually feel it; we afterwards begin to fear it, yet not before it approaches us very nearly; but by degrees we diſcover it at a greater diſtance, and find it lurking in remote conſequences. Our terror in time improves into caution, and we learn to look round with vigilance and ſolicitude, to ſtop all the avenues at which miſery can enter, and to perform or endure many things in themſelves toilſome and unpleaſing, becauſe we know by reaſon, or by experience, that our labour will be over-balanced by the reward, that it will either [119] procure ſome poſitive good, or avert ſome evil greater than itſelf.

BUT as the ſoul advances to a fuller exerciſe of its powers, the animal appetites, and the paſſions immediately ariſing from them, are not ſufficient to find it employment; the wants of nature are ſoon ſupplied, the fear of their return is eaſily precluded, and ſomething more is neceſſary to relieve the long intervals of inactivity, and to give thoſe faculties, which cannot lie wholly quieſcent, ſome particular direction. For this reaſon now deſires and artificial paſſions are by degrees produced; and, from having wiſhes only in conſequence of our wants, we begin to feel wants in conſequence of our wiſhes; we perſuade ourſelves to ſet a value upon things which are of no uſe, but becauſe we have agreed to value them; things which can neither ſatisfy hunger, nor mitigate pain, nor ſecure us from any real calamity, and which, therefore, we find of no eſteem among thoſe nations whoſe artleſs and barbarous manners keep them always anxious for the neceſſaries of life.

THIS is the original of avarice, vanity, ambition, and generally of all thoſe deſires [120] which ariſe from the compariſon of our condition with that of others. He that thinks himſelf poor, becauſe his neighbour is richer; he that like Caeſar would rather be the firſt man of a village than the ſecond in the capital of the world, has apparently kindled in himſelf deſires which he never received from nature, and acts upon principles eſtabliſhed only by the authority of cuſtom.

OF thoſe adſcititious paſſions, ſome, as avarice and envy, are univerſally condemned; ſome, as friendſhip and curioſity, generally praiſed; but there are others about which the ſuffrages of the wiſe are divided, and of which it is doubted, whether they tend moſt to promote the happineſs, or increaſe the miſeries of mankind.

OF this ambiguous and diſputable kind is the love of fame, a deſire of filling the minds of others with admiration, and of being celebrated by generations to come with praiſes which we ſhall not hear. This ardour has been conſidered by ſome, as nothing better than ſplendid madneſs, as a flame kindled by pride, and fanned by folly; for what, ſay they, can be more remote from wiſdom, than to direct [121] all our actions by the hope of that which is not to exiſt till we ourſelves are in the grave? To pant after that which can never be poſſeſſed, and of which the value thus wildly put upon it, ariſes from this particular condition, that, during life, it is not to be obtained? To gain the favour, and hear the applauſes of our contemporaries, is indeed equally deſirable with any other prerogative of ſuperiority, becauſe fame may be of uſe to ſmooth the paths of life, to terrify oppoſition, and fortify tranquillity; but to what end ſhall we be the darlings of mankind, when we can no longer receive any benefits from their favour? It is more reaſonable to wiſh for reputation while it may be yet enjoyed, as Anacreon calls upon his companions to give him for preſent uſe the wine and garlands which they purpoſe to beſtow upon his tomb.

THE advocates for the love of fame allege in its vindication, that it is a paſſion natural and univerſal; a flame lighted by heaven, and always burning with greateſt vigour in the moſt enlarged and elevated minds. That the deſire of being praiſed by poſterity implies a reſolution to deſerve their praiſes, and that the folly charged upon it, is only a noble and [122] diſintereſted generoſity, which is not felt, and therefore not underſtood by thoſe who have been always accuſtomed to refer every thing to themſelves, and whoſe ſelfiſhneſs has contracted their underſtandings. That the ſoul of man, formed for eternal life, naturally ſprings forward beyond the limits of corporeal exiſtence, and rejoices to conſider herſelf as cooperating with future ages, and as coextended with endleſs duration. That the cenſure urged with ſo much petulance, the reproach of labouring for what cannot be enjoyed, is founded on an opinion which may with great probability be queſtioned; for ſince we ſuppoſe the powers of the ſoul to be enlarged by its ſeparation, why ſhould we conclude that its knowledge of ſublunary tranſactions is contracted or extinguiſhed?

UPON an attentive and impartial review of the argument, it will appear that the love of fame is to be regulated, rather than extinguiſhed; and that men ſhould be taught not to be wholly careleſs about their memory, but to endeavour that they may be remembered chiefly for their virtues, ſince no other reputation will be able to tranſmit any pleaſure beyond the grave.

[123] IT is evident that fame, conſidered [...] as the immortality of a name, is not leſs likely to be the reward of bad actions than of good; and that therefore he has no certain principle for the regulation of his conduct, whoſe ſingle aim is not to be forgotten; and hiſtory will inform us, that this blind and undiſtinguiſhing appetite of renown has always been uncertain in its effects, and directed by accident or opportunity, indifferently to the benefit or devaſtation of the world. When Themiſtocles complained that the trophies of Miltiades hindered him from ſleep, he was animated by them to perform the ſame ſervices in the ſame cauſe. But Caeſar, when he wept at the ſight of Alexander's picture, having no honeſt opportunities of action, let his ambition break out to the ruin of his country.

IF, therefore, the love of ſame is ſo far indulged by the mind as to become independent and predominant, it is dangerous and irregular; but it may be uſefully employed as an inferior and ſecondary motive, and will ſerve ſometimes to revive our activity when we begin to languiſh and loſe ſight of that more certain, more valuable, and more durable reward, which ought always to be our firſt hope and [124] our laſt. But it muſt be ſtrongly impreſſed upon our minds, that virtue is not to be perſued as one of the means to fame, but fame to be accepted as the only recompence which mortals can beſtow on virtue; to be accepted with complacence, but not ſought with eagerneſs. Simply to be remembered is no advantage; it is a privilege which ſatire as well as panegyric can confer, and is not more enjoyed by Titus or Conſtantine, than by Timocreon of Rhodes, of whom we only know from his epitaph, that he had eaten many a meal, drank many a flaggon, and uttered many a reproach. [...]

THE true ſatisfaction which is to be drawn from the conſciouſneſs that we ſhall ſhare the attention of future times, muſt ariſe from the hope, that, with our name, our virtues will be propagated; and that thoſe whom we cannot benefit in our lives, may receive inſtruction from our examples, and incitement from our renown.

NUMB. 50. SATURDAY, Sept, 8, 1750.

[125]
Credebant hoc grande nefas, et morte piandum,
Si juvenis vetulo non aſſurrexerat, atque
Barbato cuicunque puer, licet ipſe videret
Plura demi fraga, et majores glandis acervos.
JUV.

I HAVE always thought it the buſineſs of thoſe who turn their ſpeculations upon the living world, to admire and commend the virtues, as well as to expoſe and cenſure the faults of their contemporaries, and to confute a falſe as well as to ſupport a juſt accuſation; not only becauſe it is peculiarly the buſineſs of a monitor to keep his own reputation without taint, leſt thoſe who can once charge him with partiality, ſhould indulge themſelves afterwards in diſbelieving him at pleaſure; but becauſe he may find real crimes ſufficient to give full employment to caution or repentance, without diſtracting the mind by needleſs ſcruples and vain ſolicitudes.

THERE are certain fixed and ſtated reproaches that one part of mankind has in all ages [126] thrown upon another, which are regularly tranſmitted through continued ſucceſſions, and which he that has once ſuffered them is certain to uſe with the ſame undiſtinguiſhing vehemence, when he has changed his ſtation, and gained the preſcriptive right of impoſing on others, what he had formerly endured himſelf.

TO theſe hereditary imputations, of which no man ſees the juſtice, till it becomes his intereſt to ſee it, very little regard is to be ſhewn; ſince it does not appear that they are produced by ratiocination or enquiry, but received implicitly, or caught by a kind of inſtantaneous contagion, and ſupported rather by willingneſs to credit, than ability to prove them.

IT has been, in all ages of the world, the practice of thoſe who are deſirous to believe themſelves made venerable by length of time, to cenſure the new comers into life, for want of reſpect to grey hairs and ſage experience, for heady conſidence in their own underſtandings, for haſty concluſions upon partial views, for a contemptuous diſregard of thoſe ſalutary counſels, which their fathers and grandſires [127] are always ready to afford them, and a rebellious impatience of that ſubordination to which youth is condemned by nature, as neceſſary to its ſecurity from thoſe evils into which it would be otherwiſe inevitably precipitated, by the raſhneſs of paſſion, and the blindneſs of ignorance.

EVERY old man complains of the growing depravity of the world, of the petulance and inſolence of the riſing generation. He recounts the decency and regularity of former times, and celebrates the diſcipline and ſobriety of the age in which his youth was paſſed; a happy age which is now no more to be expected, ſince confuſion has broke in upon the world, and thrown down all the boundaries of civility, reverence, and obedience.

IT is not always ſufficiently conſidered how much he aſſumes, who dares to claim the privilege of complaining: for as every man has in his own opinion a full ſhare of the miſeries of life, he is inclined to conſider all clamorous uneaſineſs, as a proof of impatience rather than of affliction, and to aſk, What merit has this man to ſhow, by which he has acquired a right to repine at the diſtributions of [128] nature? Or why does he imagine that exemptions ſhould be granted him from the general condition of man? We find ourſelves excited rather to captiouſneſs than pity, and inſtead of being in haſte to ſooth his complaints by ſympathy and tenderneſs, we enquire, whether the pain be proportionate to the lamentation, and whether, ſuppoſing his afflictions real, they are not the effect of vice and folly, rather than of calamity.

THE querulouſneſs and indignation which is obſerved ſo often to disfigure the laſt ſcene of life, naturally leads us to enquiries like theſe. For ſurely it will be thought at the firſt view of things, that if age be thus contemned and ridiculed, inſulted and neglected, the crime muſt at leaſt be equal on either part; ſince they who have had ſo many opportunities of eſtabliſhing their authority over minds ductile and unreſiſting, they who have been the protectors of helpleſſneſs, and the inſtructors of ignorance, and who yet retain in their own hands the power of wealth, and the dignity of command, muſt defeat their influence by their own miſconduct, and make uſe of all theſe advantages with very little ſkill, if they cannot ſecure to themſelves an appearance of reſpect, [129] and ward off open mockery, and declared contempt.

THE general ſtory of mankind will evince, that lawful and ſettled authority is very ſeldom reſiſted when it is well employed, and that groſs corruption, or evident imbecillity is neceſſary to the conqueſt of that prepoſſeſſion with which the majority of mankind look upon their governors, on thoſe whom they ſee ſurrounded by ſplendor, and fortified by power: for tho' men are drawn by their paſſions into forgetfulneſs of inviſible rewards and puniſhments, yet they are eaſily kept obedient to thoſe who have temporal dominion in their hands, till their veneration is diſſipated by ſuch wickedneſs and folly as can neither be defended, palliated nor concealed.

IT may, therefore, very reaſonably be ſuſpected that the old draw upon themſelves the greateſt part of thoſe inſults, which they ſo much lament, and that age is rarely deſpiſed but when it is contemptible. If men imagine that exceſs or debauchery can be made reverend by time, that knowledge is the conſequence of long life however idly and thoughtleſly employed, that priority of birth will ſupply [130] the want of ſteadineſs or honeſty, and that the regard will be paid to wrinkles, which is due only to wiſdom, can it raiſe much wonder that their hopes are diſappointed, and that they ſee their poſterity rather willing to truſt their own eyes in their progreſs into life, than enliſt themſelves under guides who have loſt their way?

THERE are, indeed, many truths which time neceſſarily and certainly teaches, and which might, by thoſe who have learned them from experience, be communicated to their ſucceſſors at a cheaper rate: but dictates, though liberally enough beſtowed, are generally without effect, becauſe they are ſeldom recommended by ſufficient authority; the teacher gains few proſelytes by inſtruction which his own behaviour contradicts; young men miſs the benefit of counſel, becauſe they want the more powerful attraction of example, and are not very ready to believe that thoſe who fall below them in practice, can much excel them in theory. Thus the progreſs of mankind in knowledge is retarded, the world is kept long in the ſame ſtate, and every new race is to gain the prudence of their [131] predeceſſors by commiting and redreſſing the ſame miſcarriages.

TO ſecure to the old that influence which they are willing to claim, and which might ſo much contribute to the improvement of the arts of life, it is abſolutely neceſſary that they give themſelves up to the duties of declining years; and contentedly reſign to youth its levity, its pleaſures, its frolicks, and its ſopperies. It is a lifeleſs endeavour to unite the contrarieties of ſpring and winter, and unjuſt to claim the privileges of age, and retain the play-things of childhood. Young men always form magnificent ideas of the wiſdom and gravity of thoſe, whom they conſider as plaed at a diſtance from them in the ranks of exiſtence, and naturally look on thoſe whom they find triſſing with long beards, and luxurious and vain on the brink of the grave, with contempt and indignation, like that which women feel at the effeminacy of men. If dotards will contend with boys in thoſe performances in which boys muſt always excel them; if they will dreſs crippled limbs in embroidery, and endeavour at gayety with faltering voices; if they will drag infirmity to the ball, and darken aſſemblies of pleaſure with the ghaſtlineſs [132] of diſeaſe, they may well expect that thoſe who find their diverſions obſtructed will hoot them away; and that if they deſcend to competition with youth, they muſt bear the inſolence of ſucceſsful rivals.

Luſiſti ſatis, ediſti ſatis atque bibiſti:
Tempus abire tibi eſt.

ANOTHER vice of age, by which the riſing generation may be alienated from it, is ſeverity and cenſoriouſneſs; a diſpoſition of mind that gives no allowance to the failings of early life, that expects artfulneſs from childhood, and conſtancy from youth, that is peremptory in every command, and inexorable to every failure. There are many who live merely to hinder happineſs, and whoſe deſcendants can only tell of long life, that it produces ſuſpicion, malignity, peeviſhneſs and perſecution: and yet even they can talk of the ingratitude of the age, curſe their heirs for impatience, and wonder that young men cannot take pleaſure in their fathers' company.

He that would paſs the latter part of life with honour and decency, muſt, when he is young, conſider that he ſhall one day be old; [133] and lay up knowledge for his ſupport, when his powers of acting ſhall forſake him; and remember when he is old that he has once been young, and forbear to animadvert with unneceſſary rigour on faults which experience only can correct.

NUMB. 51. TUESDAY, Sept. 10, 1750.

‘—Stultus labor eſt ineptiarum. ’MART.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

AS you have allowed a place in your paper to Euphelia's letters from the country, and appear to think no form of human life unworthy of your attention, I have reſolved, after many ſtruggles with idleneſs and diffidence, to give you ſome account of my entertainment in this ſober ſeaſon of univerſal retreat, and to deſcribe to you the employments of thoſe who look with contempt on the pleaſures and diverſions of polite life, and employ all their powers of cenſure and invective [134] upon the uſeleſſneſs, vanity, and folly of dreſs, viſits, and converſation.

WHEN a tireſome and vexatious journey of four days had brought me to the houſe, where an invitation, regularly ſent for ſeven years together, had at laſt induced me to paſs the ſummer, I was ſurpriſed, after the civilities of my firſt reception, to find, inſtead of the leiſure and tranquillity, which a rural life always promiſes, and, if well conducted, might always afford, a confuſed wildneſs of care, and a tumultuous hurry of diligence, by which every face was clouded, and every motion agitated. The old lady, who is my father's relation, was, indeed, very full of the happineſs which ſhe received from my viſit, and, according to the forms of obſolete breeding, inſiſted that I ſhould recompenſe the long delay of my company with a promiſe not to leave her till winter. But, amidſt all her kindneſs and careſſes, ſhe very frequently turned her head aſide, and whiſpered, with anxious earneſtneſs, ſome order to her daughters which never failed to ſend them out with unpolite precipitation. Sometimes her impatience would not ſuffer her to ſtay behind; ſhe begged my pardon, ſhe muſt leave me for a moment; [135] ſhe went, and returned and ſat down again, but was again diſturbed by ſome new care, diſmiſſed her daughters with the ſame trepidation, and followed them with the ſame countenance of buſineſs and ſolicitude.

HOWEVER I was alarmed at this ſhow of eagerneſs and diſturbance, and however my curioſity was excited by ſuch buſy preparations as naturally promiſed ſome great event, I was yet too much a ſtranger to gratify myſelf with enquiries; but finding none of the family in mourning, I pleaſed myſelf with imagining that I ſhould rather ſee a wedding than a funeral.

AT laſt we ſat down to ſupper, when I was informed that one of the young ladies, after whom I thought myſelf obliged to enquire, was under a neceſſity of attending ſome affair that could not be neglected: ſoon after my relation began to talk of the regularity of her family, and the inconvenience of London hours; and at laſt let me know that they had purpoſed that night to go to bed ſooner than was uſual, becauſe they were to riſe early in the morning to make cheeſecakes. This hint ſent me to my chamber, to which I was accompanied [136] by all the ladies, who begged me to excuſe ſome large ſieves of leaves and flowers that covered two thirds of the floor, for they intended to diſtil them when they were dry, and they had no other room that ſo conveniently received the riſing ſun.

THE ſcent of the plants hindered me from reſt, and therefore I roſe early in the morning with a reſolution to explore my new habitation. I ſtole unperceived by my buſy couſins into the garden, where I found nothing either more great or elegant, than in the ſame number of acres cultivated for the market. Of the gardener I ſoon learned that his lady was the greateſt manager in that part of the country, and that I was come hither at the time in which I might learn to make more pickles and conſerves, than could be ſeen at any other houſe a hundred miles round.

IT was not long before her ladyſhip gave me ſufficient opportunities of knowing her character, for ſhe was too much pleaſed with her own accompliſhments to conceal them, and took occaſion, from ſome ſweetmeats which ſhe ſet next day upon the table, to diſcourſe for two long hours upon robs and gellies; [137] laid down the beſt methods of conſerving, reſerving, and preſerving all ſorts of fruit; told us with great contempt of the London lady in the neighbourhood, by whom theſe terms were very often confounded; and hinted how much ſhe ſhould be aſhamed to ſet before company, at her own houſe, ſweetmeats of ſo dark a colour as ſhe had often ſeen at miſtreſs Sprightly's.

IT is, indeed, the great buſineſs of her life, to watch the ſkillet on the fire, to ſee it ſimmer with the due degree of heat, and to ſnatch it off at the moment of projection; and the employments to which ſhe has bred her daughters, are to turn roſe-leaves in the ſhade, to pick out the ſeeds of currants with a quill, to gather fruit without bruiſing it, and to extract bean-flower water for the ſkin. Such are the taſks with which every day, ſince I came hither, has begun and ended, to which the early hours of life are ſacrificed, and in which that time is paſſing away which never ſhall return.

BUT to reaſon or expoſtulate are hopeleſs attempts. The lady has ſettled her opinions, and maintains the dignity of her own performances [138] with all the firmneſs of ſtupidity accuſtomed to be flattered. Her daughters having never ſeen any houſe but their own, believe their mother's excellence on her own word. Her huſband is a mere ſportſman, who is pleaſed to ſee his table well furniſhed, and thinks the day ſufficiently ſucceſsful, in which he brings home a leaſh of hares to be potted by his wife.

AFTER a few days I pretended to want books, but my lady ſoon told me that none of her books would ſuit my taſte; for her part ſhe never loved to ſee young women give their minds to ſuch follies, by which they would only learn to uſe hard words; ſhe bred up her daughters to underſtand a houſe, and whoever ſhould marry them, if they knew any thing of good cookery, would never repent it.

THERE are, however, ſome things in the culinary ſcience too ſublime for youthful intellects, myſteries into which they muſt not be initiated till the years of ſerious maturity, and which are referred to the day of marriage, as the ſupreme qualification for connubial life. She makes an orange pudding, which is the envy of all the neighbourhood, and [139] which ſhe has hitherto found means of mixing and baking with ſuch ſecrecy, that the ingredient to which it owes its flavour has never been diſcovered. She, indeed, conducts this great affair with all the caution that human policy can ſuggeſt. It is never known beforehand when this pudding will be produced; ſhe takes the ingredients privately into her own cloſet, employs her maids and daughters in different parts of the houſe, orders the oven to be heated for a pye, and places the pudding in it with her own hands, the mouth of the oven is then ſtopped, and all enquiries are vain.

THE compoſition of the pudding ſhe has, however, promiſed Clarinda, that if ſhe pleaſes her in marriage, ſhe ſhall be told without reſerve. But the art of making Engliſh capers ſhe has not yet perſuaded herſelf to diſcover, but ſeems reſolved that ſecret ſhall periſh with her, as ſome alchymiſts have obſtinately ſuppreſſed the art of tranſmuting metals.

I ONCE ventured to lay my fingers on her book of receipts, which ſhe left upon the table, having intelligence that a veſſel of gooſeberry wine had burſt the hoops. But though the [140] importance of the event ſufficiently engroſſed her care, to prevent any recollection of the danger to which her ſecrets were expoſed, I was not able to make uſe of the golden moments; for this treaſure of hereditary knowledge was ſo well concealed by the manner of ſpelling uſed by her grandmother, her mother, and herſelf, that I was totally unable to underſtand it, and loſt the opportunity of conſulting the oracle, for want of knowing the language in which its anſwers were returned.

IT is, indeed, neceſſary, if I have any regard to her ladyſhip's eſteem, that I ſhould apply myſelf to ſome of theſe oeconomical accompliſhments; for I overheard her, two days ago, warning her daughters, by my mournful example, againſt negligence of paſtry, and ignorance in carving: for you ſaw, ſaid ſhe, that, with all her pretenſions to knowledge, ſhe turned the partridge the wrong way when ſhe attempted to cut it, and, I believe, ſcarcely knows the difference between paſte raiſed, and paſte in a diſh.

THE reaſon, Mr Rambler, why I have laid Lady Buſtle's character before you, is a deſire to be informed whether, in your opinion, [141] it is worthy of imitation, and whether I ſhall throw away the books which I have hitherto thought it my duty to read, for the lady's cloſet opened, the compleat ſervant-maid, and the court cook, and reſign all curioſity after right and wrong, for the art of ſcalding damaſcenes without burſting them, and preſerving the whiteneſs of pickled muſhrooms.

LADY Buſtle has, indeed, by this inceſſant application to fruits and flowers, contracted her cares into a narrow ſpace, and ſet herſelf free from many perplexities with which other minds are diſturbed. She has no curioſity after the events of a war, or the fate of heroes in diſtreſs; ſhe can hear, without the leaſt emotion, the ravage of a fire, or devaſtations of a ſtorm; her neighbours grow rich or poor, come into the world or go out of it, without regard, while ſhe is preſſing the gelly-bag, or airing the ſtore-room; but I cannot perceive that ſhe is more free from diſquiets than thoſe whoſe underſtandings take a wider range. Her marigolds when they are almoſt cured, are often ſcattered by the wind, the rain ſometimes falls upon fruit when it ought to be gathered dry. While her artificial wines are fermenting, her ſpirits are diſturbed with the [142] utmoſt reſtleſſneſs of anxiety. Her ſweet-meats are not always bright, and the maid ſometimes forgets the juſt proportions of ſalt and pepper, when veniſon is to be baked. Her conſerves mould, her wines ſour, and pickles mother; and, like all the reſt of mankind, ſhe is every day mortified with the defeat of her ſchemes, and the diſappointment of her hopes.

WITH regard to vice and virtue ſhe ſeems a kind of neutral being. She has no crime but luxury, nor any virtue but chaſtity; ſhe has no deſire to be praiſed but for her cookery, nor wiſhes any ill to the reſt of mankind, but that whenever they aſpire to a feaſt, their cuſtards may be wheyiſh, and their pye-cruſts tough.

I AM now very impatient to know whether I am to look on theſe ladies as the great patterns of our ſex, and to conſider conſerves and pickles as the buſineſs of my life; whether the cenſures which I now ſuffer be juſt, and whether the brewers of wines, and the diſtillers of waſhes, have a right to look with inſolence on the weakneſs of

CORNELIA.

NUMB. 52. SATURDAY, September 15, 1750.

[143]
—Quoties flenti Theſeius heros
Siſte modum, dixit, neque enim fortuna querenda
Sola tua eſt, ſimiles aliorum reſpice caſus,
Mitius iſta feres.
OVID.

AMONG the various methods of conſolation, to which the miſeries inſeparable from our preſent ſtate have given occaſion, it has been, as I have already remarked, recommended by ſome writers to put the ſufferer in mind of heavier preſſures, and more excruciating calamities, than thoſe of which he has himſelf reaſon to complain.

THIS has, in all ages, been directed and practiſed; and, in conformity to this cuſtom, Lipſius, the great modern maſter of the Stoic philoſophy, has, in his celebrated treatiſe on ſteadineſs of mind, endeavoured to fortify the breaſt againſt too much ſenſibility of misfortune, by enumerating the great evils which have in former ages fallen upon the world, the devaſtation of wide-extended regions, the ſack of cities, and the maſſacre of nations. [144] And the common voice of the multitude uninſtructed by precept, and unprejudiced by authority, which, in queſtions that relate to the heart of man, is, in my opinion, more deciſive than the learning of Lipſius, ſeems to juſtify the efficacy of this procedure; for one of the firſt comforts which one neighbour adminiſters to another, is a relation of the like infelicity, combined with circumſtances of greater bitterneſs.

BUT this medicine of the mind is like many remedies applied to the body, of which, though we ſee the effects, moſt are unacquainted with the manner of operation, and of which, therefore, ſome, who are unwilling to ſuppoſe any thing out of the reach of their own ſagacity, have been inclined to doubt whether they have really thoſe virtues for which they are celebrated, and whether their reputation is not the mere gift of fancy, prejudice and credulity.

CONSOLATION, or comfort, are words which, in their proper acceptation, ſignify ſome alleviation of that pain to which it is not in our power to afford the proper and adequate remedy; they imply rather an augmentation [145] of the power of bearing, than a diminution of the burthen. A priſoner is relieved by him that ſets him at liberty, but receives comfort from ſuch as ſuggeſts conſiderations by which he is enabled to be more patient under the inconvenience of confinement. To that grief which ariſes from a great loſs he only brings the true remedy, who makes his friend's condition the ſame as before; but he may be properly termed a comforter, who by his counſel and perſuaſions extenuates the pain of poverty, and ſhews, in the ſtyle of Heſiod, that half is more than the whole.

IT is, perhaps, not immediately obvious, how it can lull the memory of misfortune, or appeaſe the throbbings of anguiſh, to hear that others are more miſerable; others, perhaps, unknown or wholly indifferent, whoſe proſperity raiſes no envy, and whoſe fall can gratify no reſentment. Some topics of comfort ariſing, like that which gave hope and ſpirit to the captive of Seſoſtris, from the perpetual viciſſitudes of life, and mutability of human affairs, may as properly raiſe the dejected as depreſs the proud, and have an immediate and neceſſary tendency to exhilarate and revive. But how can it avail the man [146] who languiſhes in the gloom of ſorrow, without proſpect of emerging into the ſunſhine of chearfulneſs, to hear that others are ſunk yet deeper in the dungeon of miſery, ſhackled with heavier chains, and ſurrounded with darker deſperation?

THE ſolace ariſing from this conſideration ſeems, indeed, the weakeſt of all others, and is, perhaps, never properly applied, but in caſes where there is no place for reflexions of more ſpeedy and pleaſing efficacy. But even from ſuch calamities life is by no means free; a thouſand ills incurable, a thouſand loſſes irreparable, a thouſand difficulties inſurmountable, are known, or will be known, by all the ſons of men. Native deformity cannot be rectified, a dead friend cannot return, and the hours of youth trifled away in folly, or loſt in ſickneſs, cannot be reſtored.

UNDER the oppreſſion of ſuch melancholy it has been found uſeful to take a ſurvey of the world, to contemplate the various ſcenes of diſtreſs in which mankind are ſtruggling round us, and acquaint ourſelves with the terribiles viſu formae, the various ſhapes of miſery, which make havock of terreſtrial happineſs, [147] range all corners almoſt without reſtraint, trample down our hopes at the hour of harveſt, and when we have built our ſchemes to the top, ruin their foundations.

THE firſt effect of this meditation is, that it furniſhes a new employment for the mind, and engages the paſſions to remoter objects; as kings have ſometimes freed themſelves from the turbulence of a ſubject too haughty to be governed, and too powerful to be cruſhed, by poſting him in a diſtant province, till his popularity has ſubſided, or his pride been repreſſed. The attention is diſſipated by variety, and acts more weakly upon any ſingle part, as that torrent may be drawn off to different channels, which, pouring down in one collected body, cannot be reſiſted. This ſpecies of comfort is, therefore, uſeleſs in ſevere paroxyſms of corporal pain, when the mind is every inſtant called back to miſery, and in the firſt ſhock of any ſudden evil; but will certainly be of uſe againſt encroaching melancholy, and a ſettled habit of gloomy thoughts.

IT is further advantageous as it ſupplies us with opportunities of making compariſons in our own favour. We know that very little [148] of the pain, or pleaſure, which does not begin and end in our ſenſes, is otherwiſe than relative; we are rich or poor, great or little, in proportion to the number that excel us, or fall beneath us, in any of theſe reſpects; and therefore, a man, whoſe uneaſineſs ariſes from reflection on any misfortune that throws him below thoſe with whom he was once equal, is comforted by finding that he is not yet loweſt.

BUT there is another kind of compariſon, leſs tending towards the vice of envy, very well illuſtrated by an old poet, whoſe ſyſtem will not afford many reaſonable motives to content. 'It is,' ſays he, 'pleaſing to look from ſhore upon the tumults of a ſtorm, and to ſee a ſhip ſtruggling with the billows; it is pleaſing, not becauſe the pain of another can give us delight, but becauſe we have a ſtronger impreſſion of the happineſs of ſafety.' Thus when we look abroad, and behold the multitudes that are groaning under evils heavier than thoſe which we have experienced, we ſhrink back to our own ſtate, and inſtead of repining that ſo much muſt be felt, learn to rejoice that we have not more to feel.

[149] BY this obſervation of the miſeries of others, fortitude is ſtrengthened, and the mind brought to a more extenſive knowledge of her own powers. As the heroes of action catch the flame from one another, ſo they to whom providence has allotted the harder taſk of ſuffering with calmneſs and dignity, may animate themſelves by the remembrance of thoſe evils which have been laid on others, perhaps naturally as weak as themſelves, and bear up with vigour and reſolution againſt their own oppreſſions, when they ſee it yet poſſible that more ſevere afflictions may be born.

THERE is ſtill another reaſon why, to many minds, the relation of other mens' infelicity may give a laſting and continual relief. Some, not well inſtructed in the meaſures by which providence diſtributes happineſs, are perhaps miſled by divines, who, as Bellarmine makes temporal proſperity one of the characters of the true church, have repreſented wealth and eaſe as the certain concomitants of virtue, and the unfailing reſult of the divine approbation. Such ſufferers are dejected in their misfortunes, not ſo much for what they feel, as for what they dread; not becauſe [150] they cannot ſupport the ſorrows, or endure the wants, of their preſent condition, but becauſe they conſider them as only the beginnings of more ſharp and more laſting pains. To theſe mourners it is an act of the higheſt charity to repreſent the calamities which not only virtue has ſuffered, but virtue has incurred; to inform them that one evidence of a future ſtate is the uncertainty of any preſent reward for goodneſs; and to remind them, from the higheſt authority, of the diſtreſſes and penury of men of whom the world was not worthy.

NUMB. 53. TUESDAY, Sept. 18, 1750.

[...]Epigram. Vet.

THERE is ſcarcely, among thoſe evils to which human life is expoſed, any ſo generally dreaded as poverty. Every other ſpecies of miſery, thoſe, who are not much accuſtomed to diſturb the preſent moment with reflexion, can eaſily forget, becauſe it is not always forced upon their regard: but it is impoſſible to paſs a day or an hour in the confluxes [151] of men, without ſeeing how much indigence is expoſed to contumely, neglect and inſult; and, in its loweſt ſtate, to hunger and nakedneſs; to injuries againſt which every paſſion is in arms, and to wants which nature cannot ſuſtain.

AGAINST other evils the heart is often hardened by true or by falſe notions of dignity and reputation: thus we ſee dangers of every kind faced with willingneſs becauſe bravery, in a good or bad cauſe, is never without its encomiaſts and admirers. But in the proſpect of poverty there is nothing but gloom and melancholy; the mind and body ſuffer together; its miſeries bring no alleviations; it is a ſtate in which every virtue is obſcured, and in which no conduct can avoid reproach; a ſtate in which chearfulneſs is inſenſibility, and dejection ſullenneſs, of which the hardſhips are without honour, and the labours without reward.

OF theſe calamities there ſeems not to be wanting a general conviction; we hear on every ſide the noiſe of trade, and ſee the ſtreets thronged with numberleſs multitudes, whoſe faces are clouded with anxiety, and whoſe [152] ſteps are hurried by precipitation, from no other motive than the hope of gain; and the whole world is put in motion, by the deſire of that wealth, which is chiefly to be valued, as it ſecures us from poverty; for it is more uſeful for defence than acquiſition, and is not ſo much able to procure good as to exclude evil.

YET there are always ſome whoſe paſſions or follies lead them to a conduct oppoſite to the general maxims and practice of mankind; ſome who ſeem to ruſh upon poverty, with the ſame eagerneſs with which others avoid it, who ſee their revenues hourly leſſened, and the eſtates which they inherit from their anceſtors mouldering away, without reſolution to change their courſe of life; and perſevere againſt all remonſtrances, and go forward with full career, though they ſee before them the precipice of deſtruction.

IT is not my purpoſe, in this paper, to expoſtulate with ſuch as ruin their fortunes by expenſive ſchemes of buildings and gardens, which they carry on with the ſame vanity that prompted them to begin, chuſing, as it happens in a thouſand other caſes, the remote evil before the lighter, and deferring the [153] ſhame of repentance till they incur the miſeries of diſtreſs. Thoſe for whom I intend my preſent admonitions, are the thoughtleſs, the negligent, and the diſſolute; who having, by the viciouſneſs of their own inclinations, or the ſeducements of alluring companions, been engaged in habits of expence, and accuſtomed to move in a certain round of pleaſures diſproportioned to their condition, are without power to extricate themſelves from the enchantments of cuſtom, avoid thought becauſe they know it will be painful, and continue, from day to day, and from month to month, to anticipate their revenues, and ſink every hour deeper into the gulphs of uſury and extortion.

THIS folly has leſs claim to pity, becauſe it cannot be imputed to the vehemence of ſudden paſſion; nor can the miſchief which it produces be extenuated as the effect of any ſingle act, which rage, or deſire, might execute before there could be time for an appeal to reaſon. Theſe men are advancing towards miſery by ſoft approaches, and deſtroying themſelves, not by the violence of a blow, which, when once given, can never be recalled, [154] but by a ſlow poiſon, hourly repeated, and obſtinately continued.

THIS conduct is ſo abſurd when it is examined by the unprejudiced eye of rational judgment, that nothing but experience could evince its poſſibility; yet abſurd as it is, the ſudden fall of ſome families, and the ſudden riſe of others, prove it to be common; and every year ſees many wretches reduced to contempt and want, by their coſtly ſacrifices to pleaſure and vanity.

IT is the fate of almoſt every paſſion, when it has paſſed the bounds which nature preſcribes, to counteract its own purpoſe. Too much rage hinders the warrior from circumſpection, too much eagerneſs of profit hurts the credit of the trader, too much ardor takes away from the lover that eaſineſs of addreſs with which ladies are delighted. Thus extravagance, though dictated by vanity, and incited by voluptuouſneſs, ſeldom procures ultimately either applauſe or pleaſure.

IF praiſe be juſtly eſtimated by the character of thoſe from whom it is received, little ſatisfaction will be given to the ſpendthrift by [155] the encomiums which he purchaſes. For who are they that animate him in his perſuits, but young men, thoughtleſs and abandoned like himſelf, unacquainted with all on which the wiſdom of nations has impreſſed the ſtamp of excellence, and devoid alike of knowledge and of virtue? By whom in his profuſion praiſed, but by wretches who conſider him as ſubſervient to their purpoſes, Sirens that entice him to ſhipwreck, and Cyclops that are gaping to devour him?

EVERY man whoſe knowledge, or whoſe virtue, can give value to his opinion, looks with ſcorn, or pity, neither of which can afford much gratification to pride, on him whom the pandars of luxury have drawn into the circle of their influence, and whom he ſees parcelled out among the different miniſters of folly, and about to be torn to pieces by taylors and jockeys, vintners and attorneys, by whom he is at once robbed and ridiculed, and who are ſecretly triumphing over his weakneſs, when they preſent new incitements to his appetite, and heighten his deſire by counterfeited applauſe.

SUCH is the praiſe that is purchaſed by prodigality; [156] even when it is yet not diſcovered to be falſe, it is the praiſe only of thoſe whom it is reproachful to pleaſe, and whoſe ſincerity is corrupted by their intereſt, men who live by the riots which they encourage, and who know that when ever their pupil grows wiſe, they ſhall loſe their power. Yet with ſuch flatteries, if they could laſt, might the cravings of vanity, which is ſeldom very delicate, be ſatisfied; but the time is always haſtening forward when this triumph, poor as it is, ſhall vaniſh, and when thoſe who now ſurround him with obſequiouſneſs and compliments, fawn among his equipage, and animate his rio [...]s, ſhall turn upon him with inſolence, and reproach him with the vices promoted by themſelves.

AND as little pretenſions has the man, who ſquanders his eſtate by vain or vicious expences, to greater degrees of pleaſure than are obtained by others. To make any happineſs ſincere, it is neceſſary that we believe it to be laſting: ſince whatever we ſuppoſe ourſelves in danger of loſing, muſt be enjoyed with ſolicitude and uneaſineſs, and the more value we ſet upon it, the more muſt the preſent poſſeſſion be imbittered. How can he then be envied [157] for his felicity, who knows that its continuance cannot be expected, and who is conſcious that a very ſhort time will give him up to the gripe of poverty, which will be harder to be born, as he has given way to more exceſſes, wantoned in greater abundance, and indulged his appetites with more profuſeneſs?

IT appears evident that frugality is neceſſary even to complete the pleaſure of expence; for it may be generally remarked of thoſe who ſquander what they know their fortune not ſufficient to allow, that in their moſt jovial expence, there always breaks out ſome proof of diſcontent and impatience; they either ſcatter with a kind of wild deſperation, and affected laviſhneſs, as criminals brave the gallows when they cannot eſcape it, or pay their money with a peeviſh anxiety, and endeavour at once to ſpend idly, and to ſave meanly, having neither firmneſs to deny their paſſions, nor courage to gratify them, but murmuring at their own enjoyments, and poiſoning the bowl of pleaſure by reflexion on the coſt.

AMONG theſe men there is often the vociferation of merriment, but very ſeldom the tranquillity of chearfulneſs; they inflame their [158] imaginations to a kind of momentary jollity, by the help of wine and riot, and conſider it as the firſt buſineſs of the night to ſtupify recollection, and lay that reaſon aſleep which diſturbs their gayety, and calls upon them to retreat from ruin.

BUT this poor broken ſatisfaction is of ſhort continuance, and muſt be expiated by a long ſeries of miſery and regret. In a ſhort time the creditor grows impatient, the laſt acre is ſold, the paſſions and appetites ſtill continue their tyranny, with inceſſant calls for their uſual gratifications, and the remainder of life paſſes away in vain repentance, or impotent deſire.

NUMB. 54. SATURDAY, September 22, 1750.

Truditur dies die,
Novaeque pergunt interire lunae;
Tu ſecanda marmora
Locas ſub ipſum funus, et ſepulchri
Immemor ſtruis domos.
HOR.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

I HAVE lately been called, from a mingled life of buſineſs and amuſement, to attend [159] the laſt hours of an old friend; an office which has filled me, if not with melancholy, at leaſt with ſerious reflexions, and turned my thoughts towards the contemplation of thoſe ſubjects, which, though of the utmoſt importance, and of indubitable certainty, are generally ſecluded from our regard, by the jollity of health, the hurry of employment, and even by the calmer diverſions of ſtudy and ſpeculation; or if they become accidental topics of converſation and argument, yet rarely ſink deep into the heart, but give occaſion only to ſome ſubtilties of reaſoning, or ſome elegancies of declamation, which are heard, applauded, and forgotten.

IT is, indeed, not hard to conceive how a man accuſtomed to extend his views through a long concatenation of cauſes and effects, to trace things from their origin to their period, and compare means with ends, may diſcover the weakneſs of human ſchemes; detect the fallacies by which we are deluded; ſhew the inſufficiency of wealth, honours, and power, to real happineſs; and pleaſe himſelf, and his auditors with learned lectures on the vanity of life.

[160] BUT though the ſpeculatiſt may ſee and ſhew the folly of terreſtrial hopes, fears, and deſires, every hour will give proofs that he never felt it. Trace him through the paths of life, and you will find him acting upon principles which he has in common with unenlightened mortals, angry and pleaſed like the loweſt of the vulgar, perſuing, with the ſame ardor, the ſame deſigns, graſping, with all the eagerneſs of tranſport, thoſe riches which he knows he cannot keep, and ſwelling with the applauſe which he has gained by Proving that applauſe is of no value.

THE only conviction which ruſhes upon the ſoul, and takes away from our appetites and paſſions the power of reſiſtance, is to be found, where I have received it, at the bed of a dying friend. To enter the ſchool of wiſdom is not the peculiar privilege of geometricians; the moſt ſublime and important precepts require no uncommon opportunities, nor laborious preparations, they are enforced without the aid of eloquence, and underſtood without ſkill in analytic ſcience. Every tongue can utter them, and every underſtanding can conceive them. He that wiſhes in [161] earneſt to obtain juſt ſentiments concerning his condition, he that would be intimately acquainted with the world, may find inſtructions on every ſide; he that deſires to enter behind the ſcene, which every art has been employed to decorate, and every paſſion labours to illuminate, and to ſee life ſtripped of thoſe ornaments which make it glitter on the ſtage, and expoſed in its natural meanneſs, impotence, and nakedneſs, may find all the deluſion laid open in the chamber of diſeaſe; he will there find vanity diveſted of her robes, power deprived of her ſceptre, and hypocriſy without her maſk.

THE friend whom I have loſt was a man eminent for genius, and, like others of the ſame claſs, ſufficiently pleaſed with acceptance and applauſe. Being careſſed by thoſe who have preferments and riches in their diſpoſal, he conſidered himſelf as in the direct road of advancement, and had caught the flame of ambition by approaches to its object. But in the midſt of his hopes, his projects, and his gayeties, he was ſeized by a lingering diſeaſe, which, from its firſt ſtage, he knew to be incurable. Here was an end of all his viſions of greatneſs and happineſs; from the firſt [162] hour that his health declined, all his former pleaſures grew taſteleſs. His friends expected to pleaſe him by thoſe accounts of the growth of his reputation, which were formerly certain of being well received; but they ſoon found how little he was now affected by compliments, and how vainly they attempted, by flattery, to exhilarate the languor of weakneſs, and relieve the ſolicitude of approaching death. Whoever would know how much piety and virtue ſurpaſs all external goods, might here have ſeen them weighed againſt each other, where all that gives motion to the active, and elevation to the eminent, all that ſparkles in the eye of hope, and pants in the boſom of ſuſpicion, at once became duſt in the balance, without weight and without regard. Riches, authority, and praiſe, loſe all their influence when they are conſidered as riches which tomorrow ſhall be beſtow'd upon another, authority which ſhall this night expire for ever, and praiſe which, however merited, or however ſincere, ſhall, after a few moments, be heard no more.

IN thoſe hours of ſeriouſneſs and wiſdom, nothing appeared to raiſe his ſpirits, or gladden his heart, but the recollection of acts of [163] goodneſs, nor to excite his attention but ſome opportunity for the exerciſe of the duties of religion. Every thing that terminated on this ſide of the grave was received with coldneſs and indifference, and regarded rather in conſequence of the habit of valuing it, than from any opinion that it deſerved value; it had little more prevalence over his mind than a bubble that was now broken, a dream from which he was awake. His whole powers were engroſſed by the conſideration of another ſtate, and all converſation was tedious, that had not ſome tendency to diſengage him from human affairs, and open his proſpects into eternity.

IT is now paſt, we have cloſed his eyes, and heard him breathe the groan of expiration. At the ſight of this laſt conflict, I felt a ſenſation never known to me before; a confuſion of paſſions, an awful ſtilneſs of ſorrow, a gloomy terrour without a name. The thoughts that entered my ſoul were too ſtrong to be diverted, and too piercing to be endured; but ſuch violence cannot be laſting, the ſtorm ſubſided in a ſhort time, I wept, retired, and grew calm.

[164] I have from that time frequently revolved in my mind, the effects which the obſervation of death produces, in thoſe who are not wholly without the power and uſe of reflexion; for by far the greater part it ſeems to be wholly unregarded. Their friends and their enemies ſink into the grave without raiſing any uncommon emotion, or reminding them that they are themſelves on the edge of the precipice, and that they muſt ſoon plunge into the gulph of eternity.

IT ſeems to me remarkable that death increaſes our veneration for the good, and extenuates our hatred of the bad. Thoſe virtues which once we envied, as Horace obſerves, becauſe they eclipſed our own, can now no longer obſtruct our reputation, and we have therefore no intereſt to ſuppreſs their praiſe. That wickedneſs, which we feared for its malignity, is now become impotent, and the man whoſe name filled us with alarm, and rage, and indignation, can at laſt be conſidered only with pity, or contempt.

WHEN a friend is carried to his grave, we at once find excuſes for every weakneſs, and palliations [165] of every fault; we recollect a thouſand endearments, which before glided off our minds without impreſſion, a thouſand favours unrepaid, a thouſand duties unperformed, and wiſh, vainly wiſh for his return, not ſo much that we may receive, as that we may beſtow happineſs, and recompenſe that kindneſs which before we never underſtood.

THERE is not, perhaps, to a mind well inſtructed, a more painful occurrence, than the death of one whom we have injured without reparation. Our crime ſeems now irretrieveable, it is indelibly recorded, and the ſtamp of fate is fixed upon it. We conſider, with the moſt afflictive anguiſh, the pain which we have given, and now cannot alleviate, and the loſſes which we have cauſed, and now cannot compenſate.

OF the ſame kind are the emotions which the death of an emulator or competitor produces. Whoever had qualities to alarm our jealouſy, had excellence to deſerve our fondneſs, and to whatever ardor oppoſition of intereſt may enflame us, no man ever outlived an enemy, whom he did not then wiſh to have made a friend. Thoſe who are verſed in literary [166] hiſtory know that the elder Scaliger was the redoubted antagoniſt of Cardan and Eraſmus; yet at the death of each of his great rivals he relented, and complained that they were ſnatched away from him before their reconciliation was completed.

Tu-ne etiam moreris? Ah! quid me linquis, Eraſme,
Ante meus quam ſit conciliatus amor?

SUCH are the ſentiments with which we at laſt review the effects of paſſion, but which we ſometimes delay till we can no longer rectify our errors. Let us therefore make haſte to do what we ſhall certainly at laſt wiſh to have done; let us return the careſſes of our friends, and endeavour by mutual endearments to heighten that tenderneſs which is the balm of life. Let us be quick to repent of injuries while repentance may not be a barren anguiſh, and let us open our eyes to every rival excellence, and pay early and willingly thoſe honours which juſtice will compel us to pay at laſt.

ATHANATUS

NUMB. 55. TUESDAY, Sept. 25. 1750.

[167]
Maturo propior deſine funeri
Inter ludere virgines,
Et ſtellis maculam ſpargere candidis:
Non ſiquid Pholoen ſatis
Ee te, Chlori, decet.—
HOR.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

THOUGH I have been but a little time converſant in the world, yet I have already had frequent opportunities of obſerving the little efficacy of remonſtrance and complaint, which, however extorted by oppreſſion, or ſupported by reaſon, are deteſted by one part of the world as rebellion, cenſured by another as peeviſhneſs, by another heard with an appearance of compaſſion, only to betray any of thoſe ſallies of vehemence and reſentment, which are apt to break out upon encouragement, and by others paſſed over with indifference and neglect, as matters in which they have no concern, and which, if they ſhould endeavour to examine or regulate, they might [...] miſchief upon themſelves.

[189] YET ſince it is no leſs natural for thoſe who think themſelves injured to complain, than for others to neglect their complaints, I ſhall venture to lay my caſe before you, in hopes that you will enforce my opinion, if you think it juſt, or endeavour to rectify my ſentiments, if I am miſtaken. I expect, at leaſt, that you will diveſt yourſelf of partiality, and that whatever your age or ſolemnity may be, you will not, with the dotard's inſolence, pronounce me ignorant and fooliſh, perverſe and refractory, only becauſe you perceive that I am young.

MY father dying when I was but ten years old, left me, and a brother two years younger than myſelf, to the care of my mother, a woman of birth and education, whoſe prudence or virtue he had no reaſon to diſtruſt. She felt, for ſome time, all the ſorrow which nature calls forth, upon the final ſeparation of perſons dear to one another; and as her grief was exhauſted by its own violence, it ſubſided into tenderneſs for me and my brother, and the year of mourning was ſpent in careſſes, conſolations, and inſtruction, in celebration of my father's virtues, in profeſſions of perpetual regard to his memory, and hourly inſtances [169] of ſuch fondneſs as gratitude will not eaſily ſuffer me to forget.

BUT when the term of this mournful felicity was expired, and my mother appeared again without the enſigns of ſorrow, the ladies of her acquaintance began to tell her, upon whatever motives, that it was time to live like the reſt of the world; a powerful argument which is ſeldom uſed to a woman without effect. Lady Giddy was inceſſantly relating the occurrences of the town, and Mrs Gravely told her privately, with great tenderneſs, that it began to be publickly obſerved how much ſhe over-acted her part, and that moſt of her acquaintance ſuſpected her hope of procuring another huſband to be the true ground of all that appearance of tenderneſs and piety.

ALL the officiouſneſs of kindneſs and folly was buſied to change her conduct. She was at one time alarmed with cenſure, and at another fired with praiſe. She was told of balls, where others ſhone only becauſe ſhe was abſent; of new comedies to which all the town was crouding; and of many ingenious ironies, by which domeſtick diligence was made contemptibie.

[146] IT is difficult for virtue to ſtand alone againſt fear on one ſide, and pleaſure on the other; eſpecially when no actual crime is propoſed, and prudence itſelf can ſuggeſt many reaſons for relaxation and indulgence. My mamma was at laſt perſuaded to accompany Miſs Giddy to a play. She was received with a boundleſs profuſion of compliment, and attended home by a very fine gentleman. Next day ſhe was with leſs difficulty prevailed on to play at Mrs Gravely's, and came home gay and lively; for the diſtinctions that had been paid her awakened her vanity, and good luck had kept her principles of frugality from giving her diſturbance. She now made her ſecond entrance into the world, and her friends were ſufficiently induſtrious to prevent any return to her former life; every morning brought meſſages of invitation, and every evening was paſſed in places of diverſion, from which ſhe for ſome time complained that ſhe had rather be abſent. In a ſhort time ſhe began to feel the happineſs of acting without controul, of being unaccountable for her hours, her expences, and her company; and learned, by degrees, to drop an expreſſion of contempt, or pity, at the mention of ladies whoſe huſbands were ſuſpected of reſtraining their pleaſures, or [147] their play, and confeſſed that ſhe loved to go and come as ſhe pleaſed.

I WAS ſtill favoured with ſome incidental precepts and tranſient endearments, and was now and then fondly kiſſed for ſmiling like my papa: but moſt part of her morning was ſpent in comparing the opinion of her maid and milliner, contriving ſome variation in her dreſs, viſiting ſhops, and ſending conpliments; and the reſt of the day was too ſhort for viſits, cards, plays, and concerts.

SHE now began to diſcover that it was impoſſible to educate children properly at home. Parents could not have them always in their ſight; the ſociety of ſervants was contagious; company produced boldneſs and ſpirit; emulation excited induſtry; and a large ſchool was naturally the firſt ſtep into the open world. A thouſand other reaſons ſhe alleged, ſome of little force in themſelves, but ſo well ſeconded by pleaſure, vanity, and idleneſs, that they ſoon overcame all the remaining principles of kindneſs and piety, and both I and my brother were diſpatched to boarding ſchools.

HOW my mamma ſpent her time when ſhe [172] was thus diſburthened I am not able to inform you, but I have reaſon to believe that trifles and amuſements took ſtill faſter hold of her heart. At firſt, ſhe viſited me at ſchool, and afterwards wrote to me; but in a ſhort time, both her viſits and her letters were at an end, and no other notice was taken of me than to remit money for my ſupport.

WHEN I came home, at the vacation, I found myſelf coldly received, with an obſervation, "that this girl will preſently be a woman." I was, after the uſual ſtay, ſent to ſchool again, and overheard my mother ſay, as I was a going, "Well, now I ſhall recover."

IN fix months more I came again, and, with the uſual childiſh alacrity, was running to my mother's embrace, when ſhe ſtopped me with exclamations at the ſuddenneſs and enormity of my growth, having, ſhe ſaid, never ſeen any body ſhoot up ſo much at my age. She was ſure no other girls ſpread at that rate, and ſhe hated to have children look like women before their time. I was diſconcerted, and retired without hearing any thing more than, "Nay if you are angry, madam Steeple, you may walk off."

[173] WHEN once the forms of civility are violated, there remains little hope of return to kindneſs or decency. My mamma made this appearance of reſentment a reaſon for continuing her malignity, and poor Miſs Maypole, for that was my appellation, was never mentioned or ſpoken to but with ſome expreſſion of anger or diſlike.

SHE had yet the pleaſure of dreſſing me like a child, and I know not when I ſhould have been thought fit to change my habit, had I not been reſcued by a maiden ſiſter of my father, who could not bear to ſee women in hanging ſleeves, and therefore preſented me with brocade for a gown, for which I ſhould have thought myſelf under great obligations, had ſhe not accompanied her favour with ſome hints that my mamma might now conſider her age, and give me her ear-rings, which ſhe had ſhewn long enough in publick places.

I NOW left the ſchool and came to live with my mamma, who conſidered me as an uſurper that had ſeized the rights of a woman without a juſt claim, and was puſhing her down the precipice of age that I might reign without [174] a ſuperior. While I am thus beheld with jealouſy and ſuſpicion, you will readily believe that it is difficult to pleaſe. Every word and look is an offence. I never ſpeak, but I pretend to ſome qualities and excellences, which it is criminal to poſſeſs; if I am gay, ſhe thinks it early enough to coquette; if I am grave, ſhe hates a prude in bibs; if I venture into company, I am in haſte for a huſband; if I retire to my chamber, ſuch matron-like ladies are lovers of contemplation. I am on one pretence or other generally excluded from her aſſemblies, nor am I ever ſuffered to viſit at the ſame place with my mamma. Every one wonders why ſhe does not bring Miſs more into the world, and when ſhe comes home in vapours I am certain that ſhe has heard either of my beauty or my wit, and expect nothing for the enſuing week, but taunts and menaces, contradiction and reproaches.

THUS I live in a ſtate of continual perſecution, only becauſe I was born ten years too ſoon, and cannot ſtop the courſe of nature or of time, but am unhappily a woman before my mother can willingly ceaſe to be a girl. I believe you would contribute to the happineſs of many families, if, by any arguments [175] or perſuaſions, you could make mothers aſhamed of rivalling their children; if you could ſhew them, that though they may refuſe to grow wiſe, they muſt inevitably grow old; and that the proper ſolaces of age are not muſick and compliments, but wiſdom and devotion; that thoſe who are ſo unwilling to quit the world will ſoon be driven from it; and that it is therefore their intereſt to retire while there yet remain a few hours for nobler employments.

NUMB. 56. SATURDAY, Sept. 29, 1750.

—Valeat res ludicra, ſi me
Palma negata macrum, donata reducit opimum.
HOR.

NOTHING is more unpleaſing than to find that others have received offence when none was intended, and that pain has been given to thoſe who were not guilty of any provocation. As the great end of ſociety is mutual beneficence, a good man is always uneaſy when he finds himſelf acting in oppoſition to the purpoſes of life; becauſe tho' his conſcience may eaſily acquit him of malice prepenſe, of ſettled hatred or contrivances of miſchief, [176] yet he ſeldom can be certain, that he has not failed by negligence, or indolence; that he has not been hindered from conſulting the common intereſt by too much regard to his own eaſe, or too much indifference to the happineſs of others.

NOR is it neceſſary, that, to feel this uncaſineſs, the mind ſhould be extended to any great diffuſion of generoſity, or melted by any uncommon warmth of benevolence; for that prudence which riſes from obſervation of the world, and a quick ſenſibility of private intereſt, will eaſily direct us to ſhun needleſs enmities; ſince there is no man whoſe kindneſs we may not ſome time want, or by whoſe malice we may not ſome time ſuffer.

I HAVE therefore frequently looked with reaentment and wonder, and now and then with pity, at the thoughtleſſneſs and folly with which ſome alienate from themſelves the affections of all whom chance, or buſineſs, or inclination brings in their way. When we ſee a man purſuing ſome darling intereſt, without much regard to the opinion of the world, though we may juſtly conſider him as corrupt and dangerous, we are not long in diſcovering [177] his motives; we ſee him actuated by paſſions which are hard to be reſiſted, and deluded by appearances which have dazzled ſtronger eyes. But the greateſt part of thoſe who ſet mankind at defiance by hourly irritation, and who live but to infuſe malignity, and multiply enemies, have no hopes to foſter, no deſigns to promote, nor any expectations of attaining power by inſolence, or of climbing to greatneſs by trampling on others. They give up all the ſweets of private kindneſs, and all the ſatisfaction of general regard, for the ſake of peeviſhneſs, petulance, or gloom; by neglect of the common forms of civility, and breach of the eſtabliſhed laws of converſation.

EVERY one muſt, in the walks of life, have met with men of whom all ſpeak with cenſure, though they are not chargeable with any crime, and whom none can be perſwaded to love, though no reaſon can be aſſigned why they ſhould be hated; and who, if their good qualities and actions ſometimes force a commendation, have their panegyrick always concluded with confeſſions of diſguſt; "he is a good man, but I cannot like him." Surely ſuch perſons have ſold the eſteem of the world at too low a price, ſince they have loſt [178] one of the rewards of virtue, without gaining the profits of wickedneſs.

THIS ill economy of fame is ſometimes the effect of ſtupidity. Men whoſe perceptions are languid and ſluggiſh, who lament nothing but loſſes, and feel nothing but a blow, are often at a difficulty to gueſs by what means they have encompaſſed themſelves with enemies, though they lived in total neglect of all thoſe arts by which men are endeared to one another. They comfort themſelves that they have lived irreproachably; that none can charge them with having endangered his life, or diminiſhed his poſſeſſions; and therefore conclude that they ſuffer by ſome invincible fatality, or impute the malice of their neighbours to ignorance or envy. They wrap themſelves up in their innocence, and enjoy the congratulations of their own hearts, without knowing or ſuſpecting that they are every day deſervedly incurring reſentments, by withholding from thoſe with whom they converſe, that regard, or appearance of regard, to which every one is entitled by the cuſtoms of the world.

THERE are many injuries, which almoſt [179] very man feels, though he does not complain and which, upon thoſe whom virtue, elegance, or vanity have made delicate and tender, fix deep and laſting impreſſions; as there are many arts of graciouſneſs and conciliation, which are to be practiſed without expence, and by which thoſe may be made our friends, who have never received from us any real benefit. Such arts, when they include neither guilt nor meanneſs, it is ſurely reaſonable to learn; for who would want that love which is ſo eaſily to be gained? And ſuch injuries are to be avoided; for who would be hated without profit?

SOME, indeed, there are, for whom the excuſe of ignorance or negligence cannot be alleged, becauſe it is apparent that they are not only careleſs of pleaſing but ſtudious to offend; that they contrive to make all approaches to them difficult and vexatious, and imagine that they aggrandize themſelves by waſting the time of others in uſeleſs attendance, by mortifying them with ſlights, and teazing them with affronts.

Men of this kind, are generally to be found among thoſe that have not mingled much with [180] the general maſs of the community, but ſpent their lives amidſt the obſequiouſneſs of dependants, and the flattery of paraſites; and have by long conſulting only their own inclination, forgotten that others have an equal claim to the ſame deference.

TYRANNY thus avowed, is indeed an exuberance of pride, by which all mankind is ſo much enraged, that it is never quietly endured, except in thoſe who can reward the patience which they exact; and inſolence is generally ſurrounded only by ſuch whoſe baſeneſs inclines them to think nothing inſupportable that produces gain, and who can laugh at ſcurrility and rudeneſs with a luxurious table and an open purſe.

BUT though all wanton provocations and contemptuous inſolence are to be diligently avoided, there is no leſs danger in timid compliance and tame reſignation. It is common, for ſoft and fearful tempers, to give themſelve; up implicitly to the direction of the bold, the turbulent, and the overbearing; of thoſe whom they do not believe wiſer or better than themſelves; to recede from the beſt deſigns where [181] oppoſition muſt be encountered, and to fall off from virtue for fear of cenſure.

SOME firmneſs and reſolution is neceſſary to the diſcharge of duty; but it is a very unhappy ſtate of life in which the neceſſity of ſuch ſtruggles frequently occurs; for no man is defeated without ſome reſentment, which will be continued with obſtinacy while he believes himſelf in the right, and exerted with bitterneſs if even to his own conviction he is detected in the wrong; and, though no regard were to be had to the conſequences of contrariety and diſpute, it muſt always be painful to a worthy mind to put others in pain, and there will be ſome danger leſt the kindeſt nature may be vitiated by too long a cuſtom of debate and conteſt.

I KNOW not whether I may not be taxed with inſenſibility by many of my correſpondents, who believe their contributions unjuſtly neglected. And indeed when I ſit before a pile of papers, of which each is the production of laborious ſtudy, and the offspring of a fond parent, I, who know the paſſions of an author, cannot remember how long they have lain in my boxes unregarded, without imagining [182] to myſelf the various changes of ſorrow, impatience, and reſentment, which the writers muſt have felt in this tedious interval.

THESE reflexions are ſtill more awakened, when, upon peruſal, I find ſome of them calling for a place in the next paper, a place which they have never yet obtained; others writing in a ſtyle of ſuperiority and haughtineſs, as ſecure of deference, and above all fear of criticiſm; others humbly offering their weak aſſiſtance with ſoftneſs and ſubmiſſion, which they believe impoſſible to be reſiſted; ſome introducing their compoſitions with a menace of the contempt, which he that refuſes them will incur; others applying privately to the bookſellers for their intereſt and ſolicitation; every one by different ways endeavouring to ſecure the bliſs of publication. I cannot but conſider myſelf, as placed in a very incommodious ſituation, where I am forced to repreſs confidence, which it is pleaſing to indulge, to repay civilities with appearances of neglect, and ſo frequently to offend thoſe by whom I never was offended.

I KNOW well how rarely an author, fired with the beauties of his new compoſition, [183] contains his raptures in his own boſom, and how naturally he imparts to his friends his expectations of renown; and as I can eaſily conceive the eagerneſs with which a new paper is ſnatched up, by one who expects to [...] it filled with his own production, [...] perhaps has called his companions to [...] pleaſure of a ſecond [...], I [...] grieve for the diſappointment [...] at the fatal inſpection. [...] however do not yet forſake him; he is certain of giving luſtre to the next day. The next day comes, and again he [...] with expectation, and having dreamed of [...] and Parnaſſus, caſt his eyes upon the [...] page with which he is doomed never more to be delighted.

FOR ſuch cruelty what atonement can be made? For ſuch calamities what alleviation can be found? I am afraid that the miſchief already done muſt be without reparation, and all that deſerves [...] care is prevention for the future. Let therefore the next friendly contributor, whoever he be, obſerve the cautions of Swift, and [...] ſecretly in his own chamber, without communicating his deſign to his neareſt friend, for the neareſt friend will be pleaſed with an opportunity of laughing. [184] Let him carry it to the poſt himſelf, and wait in ſilence for the event. If it is publiſhed and praiſed, he may then declare himſelf the author; if it be ſuppreſſed, he may wonder in private without much vexation; and if it be cenſured, he may join in the cry, and lament the dulneſs of the writing generation.

NUMB. 57. TUESDAY, October 2, 1750.

‘Non intelligunt homines quam magnum vectigal ſit parſimonia.’TULL.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

I AM always pleaſed when I ſee literature made uſeful, and ſcholars deſcending from that elevation, which, as it raiſes them above common life, muſt likewiſe hinder them from beholding the ways of men otherwiſe than in a cloud of buſtle and confuſion. Having lived a life of buſineſs, and remarked how ſeldom any occurrences emerge for which great qualities are required, I have learned the neceſſity of regarding little things, and though I do not pretend to give laws to the legiſlators [185] of mankind, or to limit the range of thoſe powerful minds that carry light and heat through all the regions of knowledge, yet I have long thought, that the greateſt part of thoſe who loſe themſelves in ſtudies, by which I have not found that they grow much wiſer, might, with more advantage both to the publick and themſelves, apply their underſtandings to domeſtick arts, and ſtore their minds with axioms of humble prudence, and private economy.

YOUR late paper on frugality was very elegant and pleaſing, but, in my opinion, not ſufficiently adapted to common readers, who pay little regard to the muſick of periods, the artifice of connection, or the arrangement of the flowers of rhetoric; but require a few plain and cogent inſtructions, which may ſink into the mind by their own weight.

FRUGALITY is ſo neceſſary to the happineſs of the world, ſo beneficial in its various forms to every rank of men, from the higheſt of human potentates, to the loweſt labourer or artificer; and the miſeries which the neglect of it produces are ſo numerous and ſo grievous, that it ought to be recommended [186] with every variation of addreſs, and adapted to every claſs of underſtanding.

WHETHER thoſe who treat morals as a ſcience will allow frugality to be numbered among the virtues, I have not thought it neceſſary to enquire. For I, who draw my opinions from a careful obſervation of the world, am ſatisfied with knowing, what is abundantly ſufficient for practice, that if it be not a virtue, it is, at leaſt, a quality which can ſeldom exiſt without ſome virtues, and without which few virtues can exiſt. Frugality may be termed the daughter of prudence, the ſiſter of temperance, and the parent of liberty. He that is extravagant will quickly become poor, and poverty will enforce dependence, and invite corruption; it will almoſt always produce a paſſive compliance with the wickedneſs of others; and there are few who do not learn by degrees to practiſe thoſe crimes which they ceaſe to cenſure.

IF there are any who do not dread poverty as dangerous to virtue, yet mankind ſeem unanimous enough in abhorring it as deſtructive to happineſs; and all to whom want is terrible, upon whatever principle, ought to [187] think themſelves obliged to learn the ſage maxims of our parſimonious anceſtors, and attain the ſalutary arts of contracting expence; for without frugality none can be rich, and with it very few would be poor.

TO moſt other acts of virtue or exertions of wiſdom, a concurrence of many circumſtances is neceſſary, ſome previous knowledge muſt be attained, ſome uncommon gifts of nature poſſeſſed, or ſome opportunity produced by an extraordinary combination of things; but the mere power of ſaving what is already in our hands, muſt be eaſy of acquiſition to every mind; and as the example of Bacon may ſhew, that the higheſt intellect cannot ſafely neglect it, a thouſand inſtances will every day prove, that the meaneſt may practiſe it with ſucceſs.

RICHES cannot be within the reach of great numbers, becauſe to be rich is to poſſeſs more than is commonly placed in a ſingle hand; and, if many could obtain the ſum which now makes a man wealthy, the name of wealth muſt then be transferred to ſtill greater accumulations. But I am not certain that it is equally impoſſible to exempt the lower claſſes [188] of mankind from poverty; becauſe, though whatever be the wealth of the community, ſome will always have leaſt, and he that has leſs than any other is comparatively poor; yet I do not ſee any coactive neceſſity that many ſhould be without the indiſpenſable conveniencies of life; but am ſometimes inclined to imagine, that, caſual calamities excepted, there might, by univerſal prudence, be procured an univerſal exemption from want; and that he who ſhould happen to have leaſt, might notwithſtanding have enough.

BUT without entering too far into ſpeculations which I do not remember that any political calculator has attempted, and in which the moſt perſpicacious reaſoner may be eaſily bewildered, it is certain that they to whom providence has allotted no other care but of their own fortune and their own virtue, which make far the greater part of mankind, have ſufficient incitements to perſonal frugality; ſince, whatever might be its general effect upon provinces or nations, by which it is never likely to be tried, it is certain that there is ſcarcely any individual entering the world, who, by prudent parſimony, may not reaſonably [189] promiſe himſelf a chearful competence in the decline of life.

THE proſpect of penury in age is ſo gloomy and terrifying, that every man who looks before him muſt reſolve to avoid it; and it muſt be avoided generally by the ſcience of ſparing. For, though in every age there are ſome, who by bold adventures, or by favourable accidents riſe ſuddenly to riches, yet it is dangerous to indulge hopes of ſuch rare events: And the bulk of mankind muſt owe their affluence to finall and gradual profits, below which their expence muſt be reſolutely reduced.

YOU muſt not therefore think me ſinking below the dignity of a practical philoſopher, when I recommend to the conſideration of your readers, from the ſtateſman to the apprentice, a poſition replete with mercantile wiſdom, A penny ſaved is two-pence got; which may, I think, be accommodated to all conditions, by obſerving that not only they who purſue any lucrative employment will ſave time when they forbear expence, and that the time may be employed to the encreaſe of proſit; but they who are above ſuch minute conſiderations, [190] will find, by every victory over appetite or paſſion, new ſtrength added to the mind, will gain the power of refuſing thoſe ſolicitations by which the young and vivacious are hourly aſſaulted, and in time ſet themſelves above the reach of extravagance and ſolly.

IT may, perhaps, be enquired by thoſe who are willing rather to cavil than to learn, what is the juſt meaſure of frugality? and when expence, not abſolutely neceſſary, degenerates into profuſion? To ſuch queſtions no general anſwer can be returned; ſince the liberty of ſpending, or neceſſity of parſimony, may be varied without end by different circumſtances. It may, however, be laid down as a rule never to be broken, that a man's voluntary expence ſhould not exceed his revenue. A maxim ſo obvious and incontrovertible, that the civil law ranks the prodigal with the mad-man, and debars them equally from the conduct of their own affairs. Another precept ariſing from the former, and indeed included in it, is yet neceſſary to be diſtinctly impreſſed upon the warm, the fanciful, and the brave; Let no man anticipate uncertain profits. Let no man preſume to ſpend upon hopes, to truſt upon his own abilities for means of [191] deliverance from penury, to give a looſe to his preſent deſires, and leave the reckoning to fortune or to virtue.

TO theſe cautions which, I ſuppoſe, are, at leaſt among the graver part of mankind, undiſputed, I will add another, Let no man ſquander againſt his inclination. With this precept it may be, perhaps, imagined eaſy to comply; yet, if thoſe whom profuſion has buried in priſons, or driven into baniſhment, were examined, it would be found that very few were ruined by their own choice, or purchaſed pleaſure with the loſs of their eſtates; but that they ſuffered themſelves to be born away by the violence of thoſe with whom they converſed, and yielded reluctantly to a thouſand prodigalities, either from a trivial emulation of wealth and ſpirit, or a mean fear of contempt and ridicule; an emulation for the prize of folly, or the dread of the laugh of fools.

I am, SIR, Your Humble Servant, SOPHRON.

NUMB. 58. SATURDAY, October 6, 1750.

[192]
—Improbae
Creſcunt divitiae, tamen
Curtae neſcio quid ſemper abeſt rei.
HOR.

AS the love of money has been, in all ages, one of the paſſions that have given great diſturbance to the tranquillity of the world, there is no topick more copiouſly treated by the antient moraliſts than the folly of devoting the heart to the accumulation of riches; they who are acquainted with theſe authors need not be told how riches incite pity, contempt, or reproach, whenever they are mentioned; with what numbers of examples the danger of large poſſeſſions is illuſtrated; and how all the powers of reaſon and eloquence have been exhauſted in a fruitleſs endeavour to eradicate a deſire, which ſeems to have intrenched itſelf too ſtrongly in the mind to be driven out by argument or ridicule, and which, perhaps, had not loſt its power, even over thoſe who declaimed moſt vehemently againſt it, but would have broken out in the poet or the ſage, if it had been excited by opportunity, [193] and invigorated by the approximation of its proper object.

THEIR arguments have been, indeed, ſo unſucceſsful, that I know not whether it can be ſhown, that by all the wit and reaſon which this favourite cauſe has called forth, a ſingle convert was ever made; that even one man has refuſed to be rich, when to be rich was in his power, from the conviction of the greater happineſs of a narrow fortune; or diſburthened himſelf of wealth, when he had tried its inquietudes, merely to enjoy the peace, and leiſure, and ſecurity, of a mean and unenvied ſtate.

IT is true, indeed, that many have neglected opportunities of raiſing themſelves to honours and to wealth, and rejected the kindeſt offers of fortune: but, however their moderation may be boaſted by themſelves, or admired by ſuch as only view them at a diſtance, it will be, perhaps, ſeldom found that they value riches leſs, but that they dread labour, or danger, more than others; they are unable to rouſe themſelves to action, to ſtrain in the race of competition, or to ſtand the ſhock of conteſt; but though they, therefore, decline [194] the toil of climbing, they, nevertheleſs, wiſh themſelves aloft, and would willingly enjoy what they dare not ſeize.

OTHERS have retired from high ſtations, and voluntarily condemned themſelves to privacy and obſcurity; but, even theſe will not afford many occaſions of triumph to the philoſopher; for they have commonly either quitted that only which they thought themſelves unable to hold, and prevented diſgrace by reſignation; or they have been induced to try new meaſures by general inconſtancy, which always dreams of happineſs in novelty, or by a gloomy diſpoſition, which is diſguſted in the ſame degree with every ſtate, and wiſhes every ſcene of life to change as ſoon as it is beheld; ſuch men found high and low ſtations equally unable to ſatisfy the wiſhes of a diſtempered mind, and were unable to ſhelter themſelves in the cloſeſt retreat from diſappointment, ſolicitude, and miſery.

Yet though theſe admonitions have been thus neglected by thoſe, who either enjoyed riches, or were able to procure them, it is not raſhly to be determined that they are altogether without uſe; for ſince far the greateſt [195] part of mankind muſt be confined to conditions comparatively mean, and placed in ſituations, from which they naturally look up with envy to the eminences before them, thoſe writers cannot be thought ill employed that have adminiſtered remedies to diſcontent almoſt univerſal, by ſhowing, that what we cannot reach may very well be forborn, that the inequality of diſtribution, at which we murmur, is for the moſt part leſs than it ſeems, and that the greatneſs, which we admire at a diſtance, has much fewer advantages, and much leſs ſplendor, when we are ſuffered to approach it.

IT is the buſineſs of moraliſts to detect the frauds of fortune, and to ſhow that ſhe impoſes upon the careleſs eye, by a quick ſucceſſion of ſhadows, which will ſhrink to nothing in the gripe; that ſhe diſguiſes life in extrinſick ornaments, which can be of uſe only for ſhow, and are laid aſide in the hours of ſolitude, and of pleaſure; and that when greatneſs aſpires either to felicity or to wiſdom, it ſhakes off, as vain or cumbrous, the chief part of thoſe diſtinctions which are of uſe to dazzle the gazer, and to awe the ſupplicant.

[196] IT may be remarked, that they whoſe condition has not afforded them the light of moral or religious inſtruction, and who collect all their ideas by their own eyes, and digeſt them by their own underſtandings, ſeem to conſider thoſe who are placed in ranks of remote ſuperiority, as almoſt another and higher ſpecies of beings; and as themſelves have known little other miſery than the conſequences of want, they are with difficulty perſuaded that where there is wealth there can be ſorrow, or that thoſe who glitter in dignity, and glide along in affluence, can be acquainted with pains and cares like thoſe which lie heavy upon the reſt of mankind.

THIS prejudice is, indeed, confined to the loweſt meanneſs, and the darkeſt ignorance; but it is ſo confined only becauſe others have been ſhown its folly, and its falſehood, becauſe it has been oppoſed in its progreſs by hiſtory and philoſophy, and hindered from ſpreading its infection by powerful preſervatives.

THE doctrine of the contempt of wealth though it has not been wholly able to extinguiſh [197] avarice or ambition, has certainly made them leſs importunate and over-bearing; and though it has not wholly ſuppreſſed that reluctance with which a man paſſes his days in a ſtate of inferiority, it muſt, at leaſt, have made the lower conditions leſs grating and weariſome, and has conſequently contributed to the general ſecurity of life, by hindering a great part of that fraud and violence, rapine and circumvention, which muſt have been produced by an unbounded eagerneſs of wealth, ariſing from an unſhaken conviction that to be rich is to be happy.

WHOEVER finds himſelf incited, by ſome violent impulſe of paſſion, to purſue riches as the chief end of being, muſt, ſurely, be ſo much alarmed by the ſucceſſive admonitions of thoſe, whoſe experience and ſagacity have recommended them as the guides of mankind, as to ſtop and conſider whether he is about to engage in an undertaking that will reward his toil, and to examine before he ruſhes to wealth, through right and wrong, what it will confer when he has acquired it; and this examination will ſeldom fail to repreſs his ardor, and retard his violence.

[198] WEALTH is nothing in itſelf, it is not uſeful but when it departs from us, its value is found only in that which it can purchaſe, which, if we ſuppoſe it put to its beſt uſe by thoſe that poſſeſs it, ſeems not much to deſerve the deſire or envy of a wiſe man. It is certain that, with regard to corporal enjoyment, money can neither open new avenues to pleaſure, nor block up the paſſages of anguiſh. Diſeaſe and infirmity ſtill continue to torture and enfeeble, perhaps exaſperated by luxury, or promoted by ſoftneſs. With reſpect to the mind, it has rarely been obſerved, that wealth contributes much to quicken the diſcernment, enlarge the capacity, or elevate the imagination; but may, by hiring flattery, or laying diligence aſleep, confirm error, and harden ſtupidity.

WEALTH cannot confer greatneſs, for nonothing can make that great, which the decree of nature has ordained to be little. The bramble may be placed in a hot-bed, but can never become an oak. Even royalty itſelf is not able to give that dignity which it happens not to find, but oppreſſes feeble minds, though it may elevate the ſtrong. The world has [199] been governed in the name of kings, whoſe exiſtence has ſcarcely been perceived by any real effects beyond their own palaces.

WHEN therefore the deſire of wealth takes hold of the mind, let us look round and ſee how it operates upon thoſe whoſe induſtry, or fortune, has obtained it. When we find them oppreſſed with their own abundance, luxurious without pleaſure, idle without eaſe, impatient and querulous in themſelves, and deſpiſed, or hated, by the reſt of mankind, we ſhall ſoon be convinced that if the real wants of our condition are ſatisfied, there remains little to be ſought with ſolicitude, or deſired with eagerneſs.

NUMB. 59. TUESDAY, Oct. 9, 1750.

[200]
Eſt aliquid fatale malum per verba levare,
Hoc querulam Halcyonenque Prognen facit:
Hoc erat in ſolo quare Paeantias antro
Vox fatigaret Lemnia ſaxa ſua.
Strangulat incluſus dolor atque exaeſtuat intus,
Cogitur et vires multiplicare ſuas.
OVID.

IT is common to diſtinguiſh men by the names of animals which they are ſuppoſed to reſemble. Thus a hero is frequently termed a lion, and a ſtateſman a fox, an extortioner gains the appellation of vultur, and a fop the title of monkey. There is alſo among the various anomalies of character, which a ſurvey of the world exhibits, a ſpecies of beings in human form, which may be properly marked out as the ſcreech-owls of mankind.

THESE ſcreech-owls ſeem to be ſettled in an opinion that the great buſineſs of life is to complain, and that they were born for no other purpoſe than to diſturb the happineſs of others, to leſſen the little comforts, and ſhorten [201] the ſhort pleaſures of our condition, by painful remembrances of the paſt, or melancholy prognoſticks of the future; their only care is to cruſh the riſing hope, to damp the kindling tranſport, and allay the golden hours of gayety with the hateful droſs of grief and ſuſpicion.

TO thoſe, whoſe weakneſs of ſpirits, or timidity of temper, ſubjects them to impreſſions from others, and who are apt to ſuffer by faſcination, and catch the contagion of miſery, it is extremely unhappy to live within the compaſs of a ſcreech-owl's voice; for it will often fill their ears in the hour of dejection, terrify them with apprehenſions, which their own thoughts would never have produced, and ſadden, by intruded ſorrows, the day which might have been paſſed in amuſements, or in buſineſs; it will fill the heart with unneceſſary diſcontents, and weaken for a time that love of life which is neceſſary to the vigorous proſecution of any undertaking.

THOUGH I have, like the reſt of mankind, many failings and weakneſſes, I have never yet, by either friends or enemies, been charged with ſuperſtition; I never count the company [202] which I enter, and I look at the new moon indifferently over either ſhoulder. I have, like moſt other philoſophers, often heard the cuckoo without money in my pocket, and have been ſometimes reproached as fool-hardy, for not turning down my eyes when a raven flew over my head. I never go home abruptly becauſe a ſnake croſſes my way, nor have any particular dread of a climacterical year; yet I confeſs that, with all my ſcorn of old women, and their tales, I conſider it as an unhappy day when I happen to be greeted, in the morning, by Suſpirius the ſcreech owl.

I HAVE now known Suſpirius fifty eight years and four months, and have never yet paſſed an hour with him in which he has not made ſome attack upon my quiet. When we were firſt acquainted, his great topick was the miſery of youth without riches, and whenever we walked out together he ſolaced me with a long enumeration of pleaſures, which, as they were beyond the reach of my fortune, were without the verge of my deſires, and which I ſhould never have conſidered as the objects of a wiſh, had not his unſeaſonable repreſentations placed them in my ſight.

[203] ANOTHER of his topicks is the neglect of merit, with which he never fails to amuſe every man whom he ſees not eminently fortunate. If he meets with a young officer, he always, informs him of gentlemen whoſe perſonal courage is unqueſtioned, and whoſe military ſkill qualifies them to command armies, that have, notwithſtanding all their merit, grown old with ſubaltern commiſſions. For a genius in the church, he is always provided with a curacy for life. The lawyer he informs of many men of great parts and deep ſtudy, who have never had an opportunity to ſpeak in the courts: And meeting Serenus the phyſician, "Ah doctor, ſays he, what a-foot ſtill, when ſo many blockheads are rattling their chariots? I told you ſeven years ago that you would never meet with encouragement, and I hope you will now take more notice, when I tell you, that your Greek, and your diligence, and your honeſty, will never enable you to live like yonder apothecary, who preſcribes to his own ſhop, and laughs at the phyſician."

SUSPIRIUS has, in his time, intercepted fifteen authors in their way to the ſtage; perſuaded [204] nine and thirty merchants to retire from a proſperous trade for fear of bankrupcy, broke off an hundred and thirteen matches by prognoſtications of unhappineſs, and enabled the ſmall-pox to kill nineteen ladies, by perpetual alarms of the loſs of beauty.

WHENEVER my evil ſtars bring us together, he never fails to repreſent to me the folly of my perſuits, and informs me that we are much older than when we began our acquaintance, that the infirmities of decrepitude are coming faſt upon me, that whatever I now get I ſhall enjoy but a little time, that fame is to a man tottering on the edge of the grave of very little importance, and that the time is now at hand when I ought to look for no other pleaſures than a good dinner and an eaſy chair.

THUS he goes on in his unharmonious ſtrain, diſplaying preſent miſeries, and foreboding more, [...], every ſyllable is loaded with misfortune, and death is always brought nearer to the view. Yet, what always raiſes my reſentment and indignation, I do not perceive that his mournful meditations have much effect upon himſelf. [205] He talks, and has long talked of calamities, without diſcovering, otherwiſe than by the tone of his voice, that he feels any of the evils which he bewails or threatens, but has the ſame habit of uttering lamentations, as others of telling ſtories, and falls into expreſſions of condolence for paſt, or apprehenſion of future miſchiefs, as all men ſtudious of their eaſe have recourſe to thoſe ſubjects upon which they can moſt fluently or copiouſly diſcourſe.

IT is reported of the Sybarites, that they deſtroyed all their cocks, that they might dream out their morning dreams without diſturbance. Though I would not ſo far promote effeminacy as to propoſe the Sybarites for an example, yet ſince there is no man ſo corrupt or fooliſh, but ſomething uſeful may be learned from him, I could wiſh that, in imitation of a people not often to be copied, ſome regulations might be made to exclude ſcreech-owls from all company as the enemies of mankind, and confine them to ſome proper receptacle, where they may mingle ſighs at leiſure, and thicken the gloom of one another.

Thou prophet of evil, ſays Homer's Agamemnon, [206] thou never foretelleſt me good, but the joy of thy heart is to predict misfortunes. Whoever is of the ſame temper might there find the means of indulging his thoughts, and improving his vein of denunciation, and the flock of ſcreech-owls might hoot together without injury to the reſt of the world.

YET, though I have ſo little kindneſs for this dark generation, I am very far from intending to debar the ſoft and tender mind from the privilege of complaining, when the ſigh riſes from the deſire not of giving pain, but of gaining eaſe. To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the duties of friendſhip; and though it muſt be allowed that he ſuffers moſt like a hero that hides his grief in ſilence, ‘Spem vultu ſimulat, promit altum corde dolorem,’ yet, it cannot be denied that he who complains acts like a man, like a ſocial being who looks for help from his fellow-creatures. Pity is to many of the unhappy a ſource of comfort in hopeleſs diſtreſſes, as it contributes to recommend them to themſelves, by proving that they have not loſt the regard of others; and heaven ſeems to indicate the duty even of [207] barren compaſſion, by inclining us to weep for evils which we cannot remedy.

NUMB. 60. SATURDAY, Oct. 13, 1750.

—Quid ſit pulchrum, quid turpe, quid utile, quid non,
Plenius et melius Chryſippo et Crantore dicit.
HOR.

ALL joy or ſorrow for the happineſs or calamities of others is produced by an act of the imagination, that realiſes the event however fictitious, or approximates it however remote, by placing us, for a time, in the condition of him whoſe fortune we contemplate; ſo that we feel, while the deception laſts' whatever motions would be excited by the ſame good or evil happening to ourſelves.

OUR paſſions are therefore more ſtrongly moved, in proportion as we can more readily adopt the pains or pleaſure propoſed to our minds, by recogniſing them as once our own, or conſidering them as naturally incident to our ſtate of life. It is not eaſy for the moſt [208] artful writer to give us an intereſt in happineſs or miſery, which we think ourſelves never likely to feel, and with which we have never yet been made acquainted. Hiſtories of the downfall of kingdoms, and revolutions of empires are read with great tranquilly; it the imperial tragedy pleaſes common auditors only by its pomp of ornament, and grandeur of ideas; and the man whoſe faculties have been engroſſed by buſineſs, and whoſe heart never fluttered but at the riſe or fall of ſtocks, wonders how the attention can be ſeized, or the affection agitated by a tale of love.

THOSE parallel circumſtances, and kindred images, to which we readily conform our minds, are, above all other writings, to be found in narratives of the lives of particular perſons; and therefore no ſpecies of writing ſeems more worthy of cultivation than biography, ſince none can be more delightful or more uſeful, none can more certainly enchain the heart by irreſiſtible intereſt, or more widely diffuſe inſtruction to every diverſity of condition.

THE general and rapid narratives of hiſtory, [209] which involve a thouſand fortunes in the buſineſs of a day, and complicate innumerable incidents in one great tranſaction, afford few leſſons applicable to private life, which derives its comforts and its wretchedneſs from the right or wrong management of things which nothing but their frequency makes conſiderable, Parva ſi non fiant quotidie, ſays Pliny, and which can have no place in thoſe relations which never deſcend below the conſultation of ſenates, the motions of armies, and the ſchemes of conſpirators.

I HAVE often thought that there has rarely paſſed a life of which a judicious and faithful narrative would not be uſeful. For, not only every man has, in the mighty maſs of the world, great numbers in the ſame condition with himſelf, to whom his miſtakes and miſcarriages, eſcapes and expedients, would be of immediate and apparent uſe; but there is ſuch an uniformity in the ſtate of man, if it be conſidered apart from adventitious and ſeparable decorations and diſguiſes, that there is ſcarce any poſſibility of good or ill, but is common to humankind. A great part of the time of thoſe who are placed at the greateſt diſtance by fortune, or by temper, muſt unavoidably [210] paſs in the ſame manner; and though, when the claims of nature are ſatisfied, caprice, and vanity, and accident, begin to produce diſcriminations and peculiarities, yet the eye is not very heedful, or quick, which cannot diſcover the ſame cauſes ſtill terminating their influence in the ſame effects, though ſometimes accelerated, ſometimes retarded, or perplexed by multiplied combinations. We are all prompted by the ſame motives, all deceived by the ſame fallacies, all animated by hope, obſtructed by danger, entangled by deſire, and ſeduced by pleaſure.

IT is frequently objected to relations of particular lives, that they are not diſtinguiſhed by any ſtriking or wonderful viciſſitudes. The ſcholar who paſſes his life among his books, the merchant who conducted only his own affairs, the prieſt whoſe ſphere of action was not extended beyond that of his duty, are conſidered as no proper objects of publick regard, however they might have excelled in their ſeveral ſtations, whatever might have been their learning, integrity, and piety. But this notion ariſes from falſe meaſures of excellence and dignity, and muſt be eradicated by conſidering, that, in the eſteem of uncorrupted [211] reaſon, what is of moſt uſe is of moſt value.

IT is, indeed, not improper to take honeſt advantages of prejudice, and to gain attention by a celebrated name; but the buſineſs of the biographer is often to paſs ſlightly over thoſe performances and incidents, which produce vulgar greatneſs, to lead the thoughts into domeſtick privacies, and diſplay the minute details of daily life, where exterior appendages are caſt aſide, and men excel each other only by prudence and by virtue. The account of Thuanus is, with great propriety, ſaid by its author to have been written, that it might lay open to poſterity the private and familiar character of that man, cujus ingenium et candorem ex ipſius ſcriptis ſunt olim ſemper miraturi, whoſe candour and genius will to the end of time be by his writings preſerved in admiration.

THERE are many inviſible circumſtances which, whether we read as enquiries after natural or moral knowledge, whether we intend to enlarge our ſcience, or increaſe our virtue, are more important than publick occurrences. Thus Saluſt, the great maſter, has not forgot, [212] in his account of Catiline, to remark that his walk was now quick, and again ſlow, as indications of a mind revolving ſomething with violent commotion. Thus the ſtory of Melancthon affords a ſtriking lecture on the value of time, by informing us that when he made an appointment, he expected not only the hour, but the minute to be fixed, that the day might not run out in the idleneſs of ſuſpenſe; and all the plans and enterprizes of De Wit are now of leſs importance to the world, than that part of his perſonal character which repreſents him as careful of his health, and negligent of his life.

BUT biography has often been allotted to writers who ſeem very little acquainted with the nature of their taſk, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from publick papers, but imagine themſelves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological ſeries of actions or preferments, and ſo little regard the manners or behaviour of their heroes, that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a ſhort converſation with one of his ſervants, than from a formal [213] and ſtudied narrative, begun with his pedigree, and ended with his funeral.

IF now and then they condeſcend to inform the world of particular facts, they are not always ſo happy as to ſelect thoſe which are moſt important. I know not well what advantage poſterity can receive from the only circumſtance by which Tickell has diſtinguiſhed Addiſon from the reſt of mankind, the irregularity of his pulſe: nor can I think myſelf overpaid for the time ſpent in reading the life of Malherb, by being enabled to relate, after the learned biographer, that Malherb had two predominant opinions; one, that the looſeneſs of a ſingle woman might deſtroy all her boaſt of ancient deſcent; the other, that the French beggars made uſe very improperly and barbarouſly of the phraſe noble Gentlemen, becauſe either word included the ſenſe of both.

THERE are, indeed, ſome natural reaſons why theſe narratives are often written by ſuch as were not likely to give much inſtruction or delight, and why moſt accounts of particular perſons are barren and uſeleſs. If a life be delayed till intereſt and envy are at an end, and all motives to calumny or flattery are ſuppreſſed, [214] we may hope for impartiality, but muſt expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evaneſcent kind, ſuch as ſoon eſcape the memory, and are rarely tranſmitted by tradition. We know how few can portray a living acquaintance, except by his moſt prominent and obſervable particularities, and the groſſer features of his mind; and it may be eaſily imagined how much of this little knowledge may be loſt in imparting it, and how ſoon a ſucceſſion of copies will loſe all reſemblance of the original.

IF the biographer writes from perſonal knowledge, and makes haſte to gratify the publick curioſity, there is danger leſt his intereſt, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderneſs, overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or ſailings of their friends, even when they can no longer ſuffer by their detection; we therefore ſee whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyrick, and not to be known from one another, but by extrinſick and caſual circumſtances. "Let me remember, ſays Hale, when I find myſelf inclined [215] to pity a criminal, that there is likewiſe a pity due to the country." If there is a regard due to the memory of the dead, there is yet more reſpect to be paid to knowledge, to virtue, and to truth.

NUMB. 61. TUESDAY, Oct. 16. 1750.

Falſus honor juvat, et mendax infamia terret
Quem niſi mendoſum et mendacem?
HOR.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

IT is extremely vexatious to a man of eager and thirſty curioſity to be placed at a great diſtance from the fountain of intelligence, and not only never to receive the current of report till it has ſatiated the greateſt part of the nation, but at laſt to find it mudded in its courſe, and corrupted with ſome taints or mixtures from every channel through which it ſlowed.

ONE of the chief pleaſures of my life is to hear what paſſes in the world, to know what [216] are the ſchemes of the politick, the aims of the buſy, and the hopes of the ambitious; what changes of publick meaſures are approaching; who is likely to be cruſhed in the colliſion of parties; who is climbing to the top of power, and who is tottering on the precipice of diſgrace. But as it is very common for us to deſire moſt what we are leaſt qualified to obtain, I have ſuffered this appetite of news to outgrow all the gratifications which my preſent ſituation can afford it; for being placed in a remote country, I am condemned always to confound the future with the paſt, to form prognoſtications of events no longer doubtful, and to conſider the expediency of ſchemes already executed or defeated. I am perplexed with a perpetual deception in my proſpects, like a man pointing his teleſcope at a remote ſtar, which before the light reaches his eye has forſaken the place from which it was emitted.

THE mortification of being thus always behind the active world in my reflexions and diſcoveries, is exceedingly aggravated by the petulance of thoſe whoſe health, or buſineſs, or pleaſure brings them hither from London. [217] For, without conſidering the inſuperable diſadvantages of my condition, and the unavoidable ignorance which abſence muſt produce, they often treat me with the utmoſt ſuperciliouſneſs of contempt, for not knowing what no human ſagacity can diſcover; and ſometimes ſeem to conſider me as a wretch ſcarcely worthy of human converſe, when I happen to talk of the fortune of a bankrupt, or propoſe the healths of the dead, when I warn them of miſchiefs already incurred, or wiſh for meaſures that have been lately taken. They ſeem to attribute to the ſuperiority of their intellects what they only owe to the accident of their condition, and think themſelves indiſputably entitled to airs of inſolence and authority, when they find another ignorant of facts, which becauſe they echoed in the ſtreets of London, they ſuppoſe equally publick in all other places, and known where they could neither be ſeen, related, nor conjectured.

TO this haughtineſs they are, indeed, too much encouraged by the reſpect which they receive amongſt us, for no other reaſon than that they come from London. For no ſooner is the arrival of one of theſe diſſeminators of [218] knowledge known in the country, than we croud about him from every quarter, and by innumerable enquiries flatter him into an opinion of his own importance. He ſees himſelf ſurrounded by multitudes, who propoſe their doubts, and refer their controverſies to him, as to a being deſcended from ſome nobler region, and he grows on a ſudden oraculous and infallible, ſolves all difficulties, and ſets all objections at defiance.

THERE is, in my opinion, great reaſon for ſuſpecting, that they ſometimes take advantage of this reverential modeſty, and impoſe upon ruſtick underſtandings with a falſe ſhow of univerſal intelligence; for I do not find that they are willing to own themſelves ignorant of any thing, or that they diſmiſs any enquirer with a poſitive and deciſive anſwer. The court, the city, the park, and exchange, are to thoſe men of unbounded obſervation equally familiar, and they are alike ready to tell the hour at which ſtocks will riſe, or the miniſtry be changed.

A SHORT reſidence at London entitles a man to knowledge, to wit, to politeneſs, and to a deſpotick and dictatorial power of preſcribing [219] to the rude multitude, whom he condeſcends to honour with a biennial viſit; yet, I know not well upon what motives I have lately found myſelf inclined to cavil at this preſcription, and to doubt whether it be not, on ſome occaſions, proper to withold our veneration, till we are more authentically convinced of the merits of the claimant.

IT is well remember'd here, that, about ſeven years ago, one Frolick, a tall boy, with lank hair, remarkable for ſtealing eggs, and ſucking them, was taken from the ſchool in this pariſh, and ſent up to London to ſtudy the law. As he had given amongſt us no proofs of a genius, deſigned by nature for extraordinary performances, he was, from the time of his departure totally forgotten, nor was there any talk of his vices or virtues, his good or his ill fortune, till laſt ſummer a report burſt upon us, that Mr Frolick was come down in the firſt poſt-chaiſe which this village had ſeen, having travelled with ſuch rapidity that one of his poſtilions had broke his leg, and another narrowly eſcaped ſuffocation in a quickſand. But that Mr Frolick ſeemed totally unconcerned, for ſuch things were never heeded at London.

[220] Mr FROLICK next day appeared among the gentlemen at their weekly meeting on the bowling-green, and now were ſeen the effects of a London education. His dreſs, his language, his ideas, were all new, and he did not much endeavour to conceal his contempt of every thing that differed from the opinions, or practice, of the modiſh world. He ſhewed us the deformity of our ſkirts and ſleeves, informed us where hats of the proper ſize were to be ſold, and recommended to us the reformation of a thouſand abſurdities in our cloaths, our cookery, and our converſation. When any of his phraſes were unintelligible, he could not ſuppreſs the joy of confeſſed ſuperiority, but frequently delayed the explanation that he might enjoy his triumph over our barbarity.

WHEN he is pleaſed to entertain us with a ſtory, he takes care to croud into it names of ſtreets, ſquares and buildings, with which he knows we are unacquainted. The favourite topicks of his diſcourſe are the pranks of runkards, and the tricks put upon country gentlemen by porters and link-boys. When he is with ladies he tells them of the innumerable [221] pleaſures to which he can introduce them; but never fails to hint, how much they will be deficient, at their firſt arrival, in the knowledge of the town. What it is to know the town he has not indeed hitherto informed us, tho' there is no phraſe ſo frequent in his mouth, nor any ſcience which he appears to think of ſo great value, or ſo difficult attainment.

BUT my curioſity has been moſt engaged by the recital of his own adventures and atchievements. I have heard of the union of various characters in ſingle perſons, but never met with ſuch a conſtellation of great qualities as this man's narrative affords. Whatever has diſtinguiſhed the hero; whatever has elevated the wit; whatever has indeared the lover, are all concentered in Mr Frolick, whoſe life has, for ſeven years, been a regular interchange of intrigues, dangers, and waggeries, and who has diſtinguiſhed himſelf in every character that can be feared, envied, or admired.

I QUESTION whether all the officers of the royal navy can bring together, from all their journals, a collection of ſo many wonderful eſcapes as this man has known upon the Thames, on which he has been a thouſand [222] and a thouſand times on the point of periſhing, ſometimes by the terrors of fooliſh women in the ſame boat, ſometimes by his own acknowledged imprudence in paſſing the river in the dark, and ſometimes by ſhooting the bridge, under which he has rencountered mountainous waves, and dreadful cataracts.

NOR leſs has been his temerity by land, nor fewer his hazards. He has reeled with giddineſs on the top of the monument; he has croſſed the ſtreet amidſt the ruſh of coaches; he has been ſurrounded by robbers with out number; he has headed parties at the play-houſe, he has ſcaled the windows of every toaſt of whatever condition; he has been hunted for whole winters by his rivals; he has ſlept upon bulk,, he has cut chairs, he has bilked coachmen; he has reſcued his friends from the bailiffs, has knocked down the conſtable, has bullied the juſtice, and performed many other exploits, that have filled the town with wonder and with merriment.

BUT yet greater is the fame of his underſtanding than his bravery; for he informs us, that he is, at London, the eſtabliſhed arbitrator of all points of honour, and the deciſive [223] judge of all performance of genius; that no muſical performer is in reputation till the opinion of Frolick has ratified his pretenſions; that the theatres ſuſpend their ſentence till he begins the clap or hiſs, in which all are proud to concur; that no publick entertainment has failed or ſucceeded, but becauſe he oppoſed or favoured it; that all controverſies at the gaming-table are referred to his determination; that he adjuſts the ceremonial at every aſſembly, and preſcribes every faſhion of pleaſure or of dreſs.

WITH every man whoſe name occurs in the papers of the day, he is intimately acquainted; and there are very few poſts, either in the ſtate or army, of which he has not more or leſs influenced the diſpoſal. He has been very frequently conſulted both upon war and peace; but the time is not yet come when the nation ſhall know how much it is indebted to the genius of Frolick.

YET, notwithſtanding all theſe declarations, I cannot hitherto perſuade myſelf to ſee that Mr Frolick has more wit, or knowledge, or courage, than the reſt of mankind, or that any uncommon enlargement of his faculties [224] has happened in the time of his abſence. For when he talks on ſubjects known to the reſt of the company, he has no advantage over us, but by catches of interruption, briſkneſs of interrogation, and pertneſs of contempt; and therefore if he has ſtunned the world with his name, and gained a place in the firſt ranks of humanity, I cannot but conclude, that either a little underſtanding confers eminence at London, or that Mr Frolick thinks us unworthy of the exertion of his powers, or that his faculties are benumbed by rural ſtupidity, as the magnetick needle loſes its animation in the polar climes.

I WOULD not, however, like many haſty philoſophers, ſearch after the cauſe till I am certain of the effect; and, therefore, I deſire to be informed, whether you have yet heard the great name of Mr Frolick. If he is celebrated by other tongues than his own, I ſhall willingly propagate his praiſe; but if he has ſwelled among us with empty boaſts, and honours conferred only by himſelf, I ſhall treat him with ruſtick ſincerity, and drive him as an impoſtor from this part of the kingdom to ſome region of more credulity.

I am, &c. RURICOLA.

NUMB. 62. SATURDAY, Oct. 20, 1750.

[225]
Nunc ego Triptolemi cuperom conſcendere currus,
Miſit in ignotam qui rude ſemen humum:
Nunc ego Medeae vellem fraenare dracones,
Quos habuit ſugiens arva, Corinthe, tua;
Nunc ego jactandas optarem ſumere pennas,
Sive tuas, Perſeu; Daedale, ſive tuas.
OVID.

To the RAMBLER.

SIR,

I AM a young woman of a very large fortune, which, if my parents would have been perſuaded to comply with the rules and cuſtoms of the polite part of mankind, might long ſince have raiſed me to the higheſt honours of the female world; but ſo ſtrangely have they hitherto contrived to waſte my life, that I am now on the borders of twenty, without having ever danced but at our monthly aſſembly, or been toaſted but among a few gentlemen of the neighbourhood, or ſeen any company in which it was worth a wiſh to be diſtinguiſhed.

[226] MY father having impaired his patrimony in ſoliciting a place at court, at laſt grew wiſe enough to ceaſe his perſuit, and, to repair the conſequences of expenſive attendance and negligence of his affairs, married a lady much older than himſelf, who had lived in the faſhionable world till ſhe was conſidered as an encumbrance upon parties of pleaſure, and, as I can collect from incidental informations, retired from gay aſſemblies juſt time enough to eſcape the mortification of univerſal neglect.

SHE was, however, ſtill rich, and not yet wrinkled; my father was too diſtresfully embarraſſed by the difficulty of his circumſtances to think much on any thing but the means of extrication, and though it is not likely that he wanted the delicacy which polite converſation will always produce in underſtandings not remarkably defective, yet he was contented with a match, by which he might be ſet free from inconveniencies, that would have deſtroyed all the pleaſures of imagination, and taken from ſoftneſs and beauty the power of delighting.

[227] AS they were both ſomewhat diſguſted with their treatment in the world, and married, though without any diſlike of each other, yet principally for the ſake of ſetting themſelves free from dependance on caprice or faſhion, they ſoon retired into the country, and devoted their lives to rural buſineſs and diverſions.

THEY had, indeed, not much reaſon to regret the change of their ſituation; for their vanity, which had ſo long been tormented by neglect and diſappointment, was here gratified with every honour that could with propriety be paid them. Their long familiarity with publick life made them the oracles of all thoſe who aſpired to intelligence, or politeneſs. My father dictated politicks, my mother preſcribed the mode, and it was ſufficient to entitle any family to ſome conſideration, that they were known to viſit at Mrs Courtly's.

IN this ſtate they were, to ſpeak in the ſtyle of novelliſts, made happy by the ſtile of novelliſts, made happy by the birth of your correſpondent. My parents had no other child, I was therefore not brow-beaten by a [...]cy brother, or loſt in a multitude of coheireſſes, [228] whoſe fortunes being equal would probably have conferred equal merit, and procured equal regard; and as my mother was now too old to dread a rival in her daughter, my underſtanding, and my perſon, had fair play, my enquiries were not check'd, my advances towards importance were not repreſſed, and I was ſoon ſuffered to tell my own opinions, and early accuſtomed to hear my own praiſes.

BY theſe accidental advantages I was ſo much exalted above the young ladies with whom I converſed, and was treated by them with ſo much deference, that I had all the gratifications which pride can demand. I ſaw none who did not ſeem to confeſs my ſuperiority, and to be held in awe by the ſplendour of my appearance; for the fondneſs of my father made himſelf pleaſed to ſee me dreſſed, and my mother had no vanity nor expences to hinder her from concurring with his inclinations.

THUS, Mr Rambler, I lived without much deſire after any thing beyond the circle of our viſits; and here I ſhould have quietly continued to portion out my time among my books, and my needle, and my company, had not my curioſity been every moment excited by [229] the converſation of my parents, who whenever they ſit down to familiar prattle, and endeavour the entertainment of each other, immediately tranſport themſelves to London, and relate ſome adventure in a hackney coach, ſome frolick at a maſquerade, ſome converſation in the park, or ſome quarrel at an aſſembly, diſplay the magnificence of a birth-night, relate the conqueſts of maids of honour, or give a hiſtory of diverſions, ſhows, and entertainments, which I had never known but from their accounts.

I AM ſo well verſed in the hiſtory of the gay world, that I can relate, with great punctuality, the lives of all the laſt race of wits and beauties; can enumerate, with exact chronology, the whole ſucceſſion of celebrated ſingers, muſicians, tragedians, comedians, and harlequins; can tell to the laſt twenty years all the changes of faſhions; and am, indeed, a complete antiquary with reſpect to hea-ddreſſes, dances, and operas.

YOU will eaſily imagine, Mr Rambler, that I could not hear theſe narratives, for ſixteen years together, without ſuffering ſome impreſſion, and wiſhing myſelf nearer to thoſe ſcenes [230] of perpetual novelty, to places where every hour brings ſome new pleaſure, and life is diverſified with an unexhauſted ſucceſſion of felicity.

I INDEED often aſked my mother why ſhe left a place which ſhe recollected with ſo much delight, and why ſhe did not viſit London once a year, like ſome other ladies, and initiate me in the world by ſhowing me it amuſements, its grandeur, and its variety. But ſhe always told me that the days which ſhe had ſeen were ſuch as will never come again, that all diverſion is now degenerated, that the converſation of the preſent age is inſipid, that their faſhions are unbecoming, their cuſtoms abſurd, and their morals corrupt; that there is no ray left of the genius which enlightened the times that ſhe remembers; that no one who had ſeen, or heard, the ancient performers, would be able to bear the bunglers of this deſpicable age, and that there is now neither politeneſs, nor pleaſure, nor virtue, in the world. She therefore aſſures me that ſhe conſults my happineſs by keeping me at home, for I ſhould now find nothing but vexation and diſguſt, and ſhe [231] ſhould be aſhamed to ſee me pleaſed with ſuch fopperies and trifles, as take up the thoughts of the preſent ſet of young people.

WITH this anſwer I was kept quiet for ſeveral years, and thought it no great inconvenience to be confined to the country, till laſt ſummer a young gentleman and his ſiſter came down to paſs a few months with one of our neighbours. They had generally no great regard for the country ladies, but diſtinguiſhed me by particular complaiſance, and, as we grew intimate, gave me ſuch a detail of the elegance, the ſplendour, the mirth, the happineſs of the town, that I am reſolved to be no longer buried in ignorance and obſcurity, but to ſhare with other wits the joy of being admired, and divide with other beauties the empire of the world.

I DO not find, Mr Rambler, upon a deliberate and impartial compariſon, that I am excelled by Belinda in beauty, in wit, in judgement, in knowledge, or in any thing, but a kind of gay, lively familiarity, by which ſhe mingles with ſtrangers as with perſons long acquainted, and which enables her to diſplay her powers without any obſtruction, heſitation, [232] or confuſion. Yet ſhe can relate a thouſand civilities paid to her in publick, can produce, from a hundred lovers, letters filled with praiſes, proteſtations, extaſies and deſpair; has been handed by dukes to her chair; has been the occaſion of innumerable quarrels; has paid twenty viſits in an afternoon; been invited to ſixballs in an evening, and been forced to retire to lodgings in the country from the importunity of courtſhip, and the fatigue of pleaſure.

I TELL you, Mr Rambler, I will ſtay here no longer. I have at laſt prevailed upon my mother to ſend me to town, and ſhall ſet out in three weeks on the grand expedition. I intend to live in publick, and to croud into the winter every pleaſure which money can purchaſe, and every honour which beauty can obtain.

BUT this tedious interval how ſhall I endure? Cannot you alleviate the miſery of delay by ſome pleaſing deſcription of the entertainments of the town? I can read, I can talk, I can think of nothing elſe; and if you will not ſooth my impatience, heighten my ideas, and animate my hopes, you may write for thoſe [233] who have more leiſure, but are not to expect any longer the honour of being read by thoſe eyes which are now intent only on conqueſt and deſtruction.

RHODOCLIA.

NUMB. 63. TUESDAY, October 22, 1750.

—Habebat ſaepe ducentos,
Saepe decem ſervos; modo reges atque tetrarchas,
Omnia magna loquens: modo, ſit mihi menſa tripes, et
Concha falis puri, et toga, quae defendere frigus,
Quamvis craſſa, queat.
HOR.

IT has been remarked, perhaps, by every writer, who has leſt behind him obſervations upon life, that no man is pleaſed with his preſent ſtate, which proves equally unſatiſfactory, ſays Horace, whether fallen upon by chance, or choſen with deliberation; we are always diſguſted with ſome circumſtance or other of our ſituation, and imagine the condition of others more abundant in bleſſings, or leſs expoſed to calamities.

[234] THIS univerſal diſcontent has been generally mentioned with great ſeverity of cenſure, as unreaſonable in itſelf, ſince of two, equally envious of each other, both cannot have the larger ſhare of happineſs, and as tending to darken life with unnatural and unneceſſary gloom, by withdrawing our minds from the contemplation and enjoyment of that happineſs which our ſtate affords us, and fixing our attention upon foreign objects, which we only behold to depreſs ourſelves, and increaſe our miſery by injurious compariſons.

WHEN this opinion of the happineſs of others predominates in the heart, ſo as to excite reſolutions of obtaining, at whatever price, the condition to which ſuch tranſcendent privileges are ſuppoſed to be annexed; when it burſts into action and produces fraud, violence, and injuſtice, it is, without doubt, to be perſued wiih all the rigour of legal puniſhments. But while it only operates upon the thoughts, and diſturbs none but him who has happened to admit it, and, however it may interrupt content, makes no attack on piety or virtue, I cannot think it ſo far criminal [235] or ridiculous, but that it may deſerve ſome pity, and admit ſome excuſe.

THAT all are equally happy, or miſerable I ſuppoſe none is ſufficiently enthuſiaſtical to maintain; becauſe, though, as it has been often objected, we cannot judge of the condition of others, yet every man has found frequent viciſſitudes in his own ſtate, and muſt therefore be convinced that life is ſuſceptible of more or leſs felicity. What then ſhall forbid us to endeavour the alteration of that which we find capable of being improved, and to graſp at augmentations of good, when we know it poſſible to be increaſed, and believe that any particular change of ſituation will increaſe it?

IF he that finds himſelf uneaſy may reaſonably make efforts to rid himſelf from vexation, all mankind have a ſufficient plea for ſome degree of reſtleſsneſs, and the fault ſeems to be little more than too much temerity of concluſion, in favour of ſomething not yet experienced, and too much readineſs to believe' that the miſery which our own paſſions and appetites produce, is brought upon us by accidental cauſes, and external efficients.

[236] IT is, indeed, frequently diſcovered by us, that we have complained too haſtily of peculiar hardſhips, and have imagined ourſelves diſtinguiſhed by embarraſſments, with which other claſſes of men are equally entangled. We often change a lighter for a greater evil, and wiſh ourſelves reſtored again to the ſtate from which we thought it deſirable to be delivered. But this knowledge, though it is eaſily gained by the trial, is not always attainable any other way, and that error cannot juſtly be reproached, which reaſon could not obviate, nor prudence avoid.

TO take a view at once diſtinct and comprehenſive of human life, with all its intricacies of combination, and varieties of connexion, is beyond the power of mortal intelligences. Of the ſtate with which practice has not acquainted us, we ſnatch a glimpſe, we diſcern a point, and regulate the reſt by paſſion, and by fancy. In this enquiry every favourite prejudice, every innate deſire, is buſy to deceive us. We are unhappy, at leaſt leſs happy than our nature ſeems to admit; we neceſſarily deſire the melioration of our lot; what we deſire, we very reaſonably ſeek, and [237] what we ſeeck we are naturally eager to believe that we have ſound. Our confidence is, indeed, often diſappointed, but our reaſon is not convinced, and there is no man who does not hope for ſomething which he has not, though, perhaps his wiſhes lie unactive, becauſe he foreſees the difficulty of attainment. As among the numerous ſtudents of Hermetick philoſophy, not one appears to have deſiſted from the taſk of tranſmutation, from conviction of its impoſſibility, but from wearineſs of toil, or impatience of delay, a broken body, or exhauſted fortune.

IRRESOLUTION and mutability are often the faults of men, whoſe views are wide, and whoſe imagination is vigorous and excurſive, becauſe they cannot confine their thoughts within their own boundaries of action, but are continually ranging over all the ſeenes of human exiſtence, and, conſequently, are often apt to conceive that they fall upon new regions of pleaſure, and ſtart new poſſibilities of happineſs. Thus they are too often buſied with a perpetual ſucceſſion of ſchemes, and paſs their lives in alternate elation and ſorrow, for want of that calm and immovable acquieſcence in their condition, by which men of flower [238] underſtandings are fixed for ever to a certain point, or led on in the plain beaten track, which their fathers, and grandſires, have trod before them.

OF two conditions of life equally inviting to the proſpect, that will always have the diſadvantage which we have already tried; becauſe the evils which we have felt we cannot extenuate; and though we have, perhaps from nature, the power as well of aggravating the calamity which we fear, as of heightening the bleſſing we expect, yet in thoſe meditations which we indulge by choice, and which are not forced upon the mind by neceſſity, we have always the art of fixing our regard upon the more pleaſing images, and ſuffer hope to diſpoſe the lights by which we look upon futurity.

THE good and ill of different modes of life are ſometimes ſo equally oppoſed, that, perhaps no man ever yet made his choice between them upon a full conviction, and adequate knowledge; and therefore fluctuation of will is not more wonderful, when they are propoſed to the election, than oſcillations of a beam charged with equal weights. The mind no [239] ſooner imagines itſelf determined by ſome prevalent advantage, than ſome convenience of equal weight is diſcovered on the other ſide, and the reſolutions which are ſuggeſted by the niceſt examination, are often repented as ſoon as they are taken.

EUMENES, a young man of great abilities, inherited a very large eſtate from a father, who had been long eminent in the moſt conſpicuous employments. His father, harraſſed with frequent competitions, and perplexed with multiplicity of buſineſs, very earneſtly recommended to him the quiet and ſecurity of a private ſtation, and impreſſed his perſuaſions with ſo much force, that Eumenes for ſome years reſiſted every motion of ambitious wiſhes; but being once provoked by the ſight of oppreſſion and injuſtice, which he could not redreſs, he began to think it the duty of an honeſt man to enable himſelf to protect others, and gradually felt a deſire of greatneſs, excited by a thouſand projects of advantage to his country. His fortune immediately placed him in the ſenate, his knowledge and eloquence ſoon advanced him at court, and he poſſeſſed that authority and influence which he had reſolved to exert for the happineſs of mankind.

[240] HE now became acquainted with the embarraſſments of greatneſs, and was in a ſhort time convinced, that in proportion as the power of doing well was enlarged, the temptations to do ill were multiplied and enforced. He felt himſelf every moment in danger of being either ſeduced or driven from his honeſt purpoſes. Sometimes a friend was to be gratified, and ſometimes a rival to be cruſhed, by means which his conſcience could not approve. Sometimes he was forced to comply with the prejudices of the publick, and ſometimes with the ſchemes of the miniſtry. He was by degrees wearied with perpetual ſtruggles to unite policy and virtue, and went back to retirement as the ſhelter of innocence, perſuaded that he could only hope to benefit mankind by a blameleſs example of private virtue. Here he ſpent ſome years in tranquillity and beneficence; but finding that corruption increaſed, and falſe opinions in government prevailed, he thought himſelf again ſummoned to poſts of publick truſt, from which new evidence of his own weakneſs again determined him to retire.

THUS men may be made inconſtant by [241] virtue and by vice, by too much or too little thought; yet inconſtancy, however dignified by its motives, is always to be avoided, becauſe life allows us but a ſmall time for enquiry and experiment, and he that ſteadily endeavours at excellence, in whatever employment, will more benefit mankind than he that heſitates in chooſing his part till he is called to the performance. The traveller that reſolutely follows a rough and winding path, will ſooner reach the end of his journey, than he that is always changing his direction, and waſtes the hours of day-light in looking for ſmoother ground, and ſhorter paſſages.

NUMB. 64. SATURDAY, Oct. 27, 1750.

‘Idem velle, et idem nolle, ea demum firma amicitia eſt.’SALUST.

WHEN Socrates was building himſelf a houſe at Athens, being aſked by one that obſerved the littleneſs of the deſign, why a man ſo eminent would not have an abode more ſuitable to his dignity? he replied, that he ſhould think himſelf ſufficiently accommodated, [428] if he could ſee that narrow habitation filled with real friends. Such was the opinion of this great maſter of human life, concerning the infrequency of ſuch an union of minds as might deſerve the name of friendſhip, that, among the multitudes whom vanity or curioſity, civility or veneration, crouded about him, he did not expect, that very ſpacious apartments would be neceſſary to contain all that ſhould regard him with ſincere kindneſs, or adhere to him with ſteady fidelity.

SO many qualities are indeed requiſite to the poſſibility of friendſhip, and ſo many accidents muſt concur to its riſe and its continuance, that no wonder can be excited by obſerving, that the greateſt part of mankind content themſelves without it, and ſupply its place as they can, with intereſt and dependance.

MULTITUDES are unqualified for a conſtant and warm reciprocation of benevolence, as they are incapacitated for any other elevated excellence, by a perpetual attention to their intereſt, and an unreſiſting ſubjection to their paſſions. An inability may be ſuperinduced by long habits of denying any deſire, or of repreſſing, by ſuperior motives, the importunities [243] of any immediate gratification, and an inveterate ſelfiſhneſs will imagine all advantages diminiſhed in proportion as they are communicated.

BUT not only this hateful and confirmed corruption, but many varieties of diſpoſition, not inconſiſtent with common degrees of virtue, may exclude friendſhip from the heart. Some ardent enough in their benevolence, and defective neither in officiouſneſs, nor liberality, are mutable and uncertain, ſoon attracted by new objects, diſguſted without offence, and alienated without enmity. Others are ſoft and flexible, eaſily influenced by reports or whiſpers, ready to catch alarms from every dubious circumſtance, and to liſten to every ſuſpicion which envy and flattery ſhall ſuggeſt, to follow the opinion of every confident adviſer, and move by the impulſe of the laſt breath. Some are impatient of contradiction, more willing to go wrong by their own judgment, than to be indebted for a better or a ſafer way to the ſagacity of another, inclined to conſider counſel as inſult, and enquiry as want of confidence, and to confer their regard on no other terms than unreſerved ſubmiſſion, and implicit compliance. Some [244] are dark and involved, equally careful to conceal good and bad purpoſes, and pleaſed with producing effects by inviſible means, and ſhewing their deſign only in its execution. Others are univerſally communicative, alike open to every eye, and equally profuſe of their own ſecrets and thoſe of others, without the neceſſary vigilance of caution, or the honeſt arts of prudent integrity; ready to accuſe without malice, and to betray without treachery. Any of theſe may be uſeful to the community, and paſs through the world with the reputation of good purpoſes and uncorrupted morals, but they are unfit for cloſe and tender intimacies. He cannot properly be choſen for a friend, whoſe kindneſs is exhaled by its own warmth, or frozen by the firſt blaſt of ſlander; he cannot be a uſeful counſellor, who will hear no opinion but his own; he will not much invite confidence whoſe principal maxim is to ſuſpect; nor can the candour and frankneſs of that man be much eſteemed, who ſpreads his arms to human kind, and makes every man, without diſtinction, a denizon of his boſom.

THAT friendſhip may be at once fond and laſting, there muſt not only be equal virtue on [245] each part, but virtue of the ſame kind; not only the ſame end muſt be propoſed, but the ſame means muſt be approved by both. We are often, by ſuperficial accompliſhments and accidental endearments, induced to love thoſe whom we cannot eſteem; we are ſometimes, by great abilities and inconteſtable evidences of virtue, compelled to eſteem thoſe whom we cannot love. But friendſhip, compounded of eſteem and love, derives from one its tenderneſs and its permanence from the other; and therefore requires not only that its candididates ſhould gain the judgment, but that they ſhould attract the affections; that they ſhould not only be firm in the day of diſtreſs, but gay in the hour of jollity; not only uſeful in exigences, but pleaſing in familiar life; their preſence ſhould give chearfulneſs as well as courage, and diſpel alike the gloom of fear and of melancholy.

TO this mutual complacency is generally requiſite an uniformity of opinions, at leaſt of thoſe active and conſpicuous principles which diſcriminate parties in government, and ſects in religion, and which every day operate more or leſs on the common buſineſs of life. For though great tenderneſs has, perhaps, been [246] ſometimes known to continue between men eminent in contrary factions; yet ſuch friends are to be ſhewn rather as prodigies than examples, and it is no more proper to regulate our conduct by ſuch inſtances, than to leap a precipice, becauſe ſome have fallen from it and eſcaped with life.

IT cannot but be extremely difficult to preſerve private kindneſs in the midſt of publick oppoſition, in which will neceſſarily be involved a thouſand incidents, extending their influence to converſation and privacy. Men engaged, by moral or religious motives, in contrary parties, will generally look with different eyes upon every man, and decide almoſt every queſtion upon different principles. When ſuch occaſions of diſpute happen, to comply is to betray our cauſe, and to maintain friendſhip by ceaſing to deſerve it; to be ſilent, is to loſe the happineſs and dignity of independence, to live in perpetual conſtraint, and to deſert, if not to betray: and who ſhall determine which of two friends ſhall yield, where neither believes himſelf miſtaken, and both confeſs the importance of the queſtion? What then remains but contradiction and debate? [247] and from thoſe what can be expected, but acrimony and vehemence, the inſolence of triumph, the vexation of defeat, and, in time, a wearineſs of conteſt, and an extinction of benevolence? Exchange of endearments and intercourſe of civility may continue, indeed, as boughs may for a while be verdant, when the root is wounded; but the poiſon of diſcord is infuſed, and though the countenance may preſerve its ſmile, the heart is hardening and contracting.

THAT man will not be long agreeable, whom we ſee only in times of ſeriouſneſs and ſeverity; and therefore, to maintain the ſoftneſs and ſerenity of benevolence, it is neceſſary that friends partake each others pleaſures as well as cares, and be led to the ſame diverſions by ſimilitude of taſte. This is, however, not to be conſidered as equally indiſpenſable with conformity of principles, becauſe any man may honeſtly, according to the precepts of Horace, reſign the gratifications of taſte to the humour of another, and friendſhip may well deſerve the ſacrifice of pleaſure, though not of conſcience.

IT was once ingenuouſly confeſſed to me, [248] by a painter, that no profeſſor of his art ever loved another. This declaration is ſo far juſtified by the knowledge of life, as to damp the hopes of warm and conſtant friendſhip, between men whom their ſtudies have made competitors, and whom every favourer and every cenſurer are hourly inciting againſt each other. The utmoſt expectation that experience can warrant, is, that they ſhould forbear open hoſtilities and ſecret machinations, and when the whole fraternity is attacked, be able to unite againſt a common ſoe. Some however, though few, may perhaps be found, in whom emulation has not been able to overpower generoſity, who are diſtinguiſhed from lower beings by nobler motives than the love of fame, and can preſerve the ſacred flame of friendſhip from the guſts of pride, and the rubbiſh of intereſt.

FRIENDSHIP is ſeldom laſting but between equals, or where the ſuperiority on one ſide is reduced by ſome equivalent advantage on the other. Benefits which cannot be repaid, and obligations which cannot be diſcharged, are not commonly ſound to increaſe affection; they excite gratitude indeed, and heighten vencration, [249] but commonly take away that eaſy freedom, and familiarity of intercourſe, without which, though there may be fidelity, and zeal, and admiration, there cannot be friendſhip. Thus imperfect are all earthly bleſſings; the great effect of friendſhip is beneficence, yet by the firſt act of uncommon kindneſs it is endangered, like plants that bear their fruit and die. Yet this conſideration ought not to reſtrain bounty, or repreſs compaſſion; for duty is to be preferred before convenience, and he that loſes part of the pleaſures of friendſhip by his generoſity, gains in its place the gratulation of his conſcience.

NUMB. 65. TUESDAY, October 30, 1750.

—Garrit aniles
Ex refabellas.—
HOR.

OBIDA, the ſon of Abenſina, left the caravanſera early in the morning, and perſued his journey through the plains of Indoſtan. He was freſh and vigorous with reſt; he was animated with hope; he was incited by deſire; he walked ſwiftly forward [250] over the vallies, and ſaw the hills gradually riſing before him. As he paſſed along, his ears were delighted with the morning ſong of the bird of paradiſe, he was fanned by the laſt flutters of the ſinking breeze, and ſprinkled with dew by groves of ſpices; he ſometimes contemplated the towering height of the oak, monarch of the hills; and ſometimes caught the gentle fragrance of the primroſe, eldeſt daughter of the ſpring: all his ſenſes were gratified, and all care was baniſhed from his heart.

THUS he went on till the ſun approached his meridian, and the increaſing heat preyed upon his ſtrength; he then looked round about him for ſome more commodious path. He ſaw, on his right hand, a grove that ſeemed to wave its ſhades as a ſign of invitation; he entered it, and found the coolneſs and verdure irreſiſtibly pleaſant. He did not, however, forget whither he was travelling, but found a narrow way bordered with flowers, which appeared to have the ſame direction with the main road, and was pleaſed that, by this happy experiment, he had found means to unite pleaſure with buſineſs, and to gain the rewards of diligence without ſuffering its fatigues. [251] He, therefore, ſtill continued to walk for a time, without the leaſt remiſſion of his ardour, except that he was ſometimes tempted to ſtop by the muſick of the birds, whom the heat had aſſembled in the ſhade; and ſometimes amuſed himſelf with plucking the flowers that covered the banks on either ſide, or the fruits that hung upon the branches. At laſt the green path began to decline from its firſt tendency, and to wind among hills and thickets, cooled with fountains, and murmuring with water-falls. Here Obidah pauſed for a time, and began to conſider whether it were longer ſafe to forſake the known and common track; but remembering that the heat was now in its greateſt violence, and that the plain was duſty and uneven, he reſolved to perſue the new path, which he ſuppoſed only to make a few meanders, in compliance with the varieties of the ground, and to end at laſt in the common road.

HAVING thus calmed his ſolicitude, he renewed his pace, though he ſuſpected that he was not gaining ground. This uneaſineſs of his mind inclined him to lay hold on every new object, and give way to every ſenſation that might ſooth or divert him. He liſtened [252] to every echo, he mounted every hill for a freſh proſpect, he turned aſide to every caſcade, and pleaſed himſelf with tracing the courſe of a gentle river that rolled among the trees, and watered a large region with innumerable circumvolutions. In theſe amuſements the hours paſſed away uncounted, his deviations had perplexed his memory, and he knew not towards what point to travel. He ſtood penſive and confuſed, afraid to go forward leſt he ſhould go wrong, yet conſcious that the time of loitering was now paſt. While he was thus tortured with uncertainty, the ſky was over-ſpread with clouds, the day vaniſhed from before him, and a ſudden tempeſt gathered round his head. He was now rouſed by his danger to a quick and painful remembrance of his folly, he now ſaw how happineſs is loſt when eaſe is conſulted; he lamented the unmanly impatience that prompted him to ſeek ſhelter in the grove, and deſpiſed the petty curioſity that led him on from trifle to trifle. While he was thus reflecting, the air grew blacker, and a clap of thunder broke his meditation.

HE now reſolved to do what remained yet in his power, to tread back the ground which [253] he had paſſed, and try to find ſome iſſue where the wood might open into the plain. He proſtrated himſelf on the ground, and commended his life to the lord of nature. He roſe with confidence and tranquillity, and preſſed on with his ſabre in his hand, for the beaſts of the deſart were in motion, and on every hand were heard the mingled howls of rage and fear, and ravage, and expiration; all the horrors of darkneſs and ſolitude ſurrounded him; the winds roared in the woods, and the torrents tumbled from the hills, [...]

THUS forlorn and diſtreſſed, he wandered through the wild, without knowing whither he was going, or whteher he was every moment drawing nearer to ſafety or to deſtruction. At length not fear but labour began to overcome him; his breath grew ſhort, and his knees crembled, and he was on the point of lying down in reſignation to his fate, when he beheld through the brambles the glimmer of a taper. He advanced towards the light, and finding that it proceeded from the cottage of a hermit, he called humbly at the door, [254] and obtained admiſſion. The old man ſet before him ſuch proviſions as he had collected for himſelf, on which Obidah fed with eagerneſs and gratitude.

WHEN the repaſt was over, "Tell me, ſaid the hermit, by what chance thou haſt been brought hither; I have been now twenty years an inhabitant of the wilderneſs, in which I never ſaw a man before." Obidah then related the occurrences of his journey, without any concealment or palliation.

"SON, ſaid the hermit, let the errors and follies, the dangers and eſcape of this day, ſink deep into thy heart. Remember, my ſon, that human life is the journey of a day. We riſe in the morning of youth, full of vigour and full of expectation; we ſet forward with ſpirit and hope, with gaiety and with diligence, and travel on a while in the ſtreight road of piety towards the manſions of reſt. In a ſhort time we remit our fervor, and endeavour to find ſome mitigation of our duty, and ſome more eaſy means of obtaining the ſame end. [255] We then relax our vigour, and reſolve no longer to be terrified with crimes at a diſtance, but rely upon our own conſtancy, and venture to approach what we reſolve never to touch. We thus enter the bowers of eaſe, and repoſe in the ſhades of ſecurity. Here the heart ſoftens, and vigilance ſubſides; we are then willing to enquire whether another advance cannot be made, and whether we may not, at leaſt, turn our eyes upon the gardens of pleaſure. We approach them with ſcruple and heſitation; we enter them, but enter timorous and trembling, and always hope to paſs through them without loſing the road of virtue, which we, for a while, keep in our ſight, and to which we purpoſe to return. But temptation ſucceeds temptation, and one compliance prepares us for another; we in time loſe the happineſs of innocence, and ſolace our diſquiet with ſenſual gratifications. By degrees we let fall the remembrance of our original intention, and quit the only adequate object of rational deſire. We entangle ourſelves in buſineſs, immerge ourſelves in luxury, and rove through the labyrinths of inconſtancy till the darkneſs of old age begins to invade [256] us, and diſeaſe and anxiety obſtruct our way. We then look back upon our lives with horror, with ſorrow, with repentance; and wiſh, but too often vainly wiſh, that we had not forſaken the ways of virtue. Happy are they, my ſon, who ſhall learn from thy example not to deſpair, but ſhall remember, that though the day is paſt, and their ſtrength is waſted, there yet remains one effort to be made; that reformation is never hopeleſs, nor ſincere endeavours ever unaſſiſted, that the wanderer may at length return after all his errors, and that he who implores ſtrength and courage from above, ſhall find danger and difficulty give way before him. Go now, my ſon, to thy repoſe, commit thyſelf to the care of omnipotence, and when the morning calls again to toil, begin a new thy journey and thy life."

NUMB. 66. SATURDAY, November 3, 1750.

[257]
Pauci dignoſcere poſſunt
Vera bona, atque illis multum diverſa, remotâ
Erroris nebulâ.
JUV.

THE folly of human wiſhes and perſuits has always been a ſtanding ſubject of mirth and declamation, and has been ridiculed and lamented from age to age; till perhaps the fruitleſs repetition of complaints and cenſures may be juſtly numbered among the ſubjects of cenſure and complaint.

SOME of theſe inſtructors of mankind have not contented themſelves with checking the overflows of paſſion, and lopping the exuberance of deſire, but have attempted to deſtroy the root as well as the branches; and not only to confine the mind within bounds, but to ſmooth it forever by a dead calm. They have employed their reaſon and their eloquence to perſuade us, that nothing is worth the wiſh of a wiſe man, have repreſented all earthly good and evil as indifferent, and counted among vulgar errors the dread of pain, and the love of life.

[258] IT is almoſt always the unhappineſs of a victorious diſputant, to deſtroy his own authority by claiming too many conſequences, or diffuſing his propoſition to an indefenſible extent. When we have heated our zeal in a cauſe, and elated our confidence with ſucceſs, we are naturally inclined to perſue the ſame train of reaſoning, to eſtabliſh ſome collateral truth, to remove ſome adjacent difficulty, and to take in the whole comprehenſion of our ſyſtem. As a prince in the ardour of acquiſition, is willing to ſecure his firſt conqueſt by the addition of another, add fortreſs to fortreſs, and city to city, till deſpair and opportunity turn his enemies upon him, and he loſes in a moment the glory of a reign.

THE philoſophers having found an eaſy victory over thoſe deſires which we produce in ourſelves, and which terminate in ſome imaginary ſtate of happineſs unknown and unattainable, proceeded to make further inroads upon the heart, and attacked at laſt our ſenſes and our inſtincts. They continued to war upon nature with arms, by which only folly could be conquered; they therefore loſt the trophies of their former combats, and were [259] conſidered no longer with reverence or regard.

YET it cannot be with juſtice denied, that theſe men have been very uſeful monitors, and have left many proofs of ſtrong reaſon, deep penetration, and accurate attention to the affairs of life, which it is now our buſineſs to ſeparate from the foam of a boiling imagination, and to apply judiciouſly to our own uſe. They have ſhewn that moſt of the conditions of life, which raiſe the envy of the timorous, and rouſe the ambition of the daring, are empty ſhows of felicity, which, when they become familiar, loſe their power of delighting; and that the moſt proſperous and exalted have very few advantages over a meaner and more obſcure fortune, when their dangers and ſolicitudes are balanced againſt their equipage, their banquets, and their palaces.

IT is natural for every man, uninſtructed and unenlightened, to murmur at his condition, becauſe, in the general infelicity of life, he feels his own miſeries, without knowing that they are common to all the reſt of the ſpecies; and therefore though he will not be leſs ſenſible of pain by being told that others are equally [260] tormented, he will at leaſt be freed from the temptation of ſeeking by perpetual changes that eaſe which is no where to be found, and though his diſeaſe ſtill continues, he eſcapes the hazard of exaſperating it by remedies.

THE gratifications which affluence of wealth, extent of power, and eminence of reputation confer, muſt be always, by their own nature, confined to a very ſmall number; and the life of the greater part of mankind muſt be loſt in empty wiſhes and painful compariſons, were not the balm of philoſophy ſhed upon us, and our diſcontent at the appearances of unequal diſtribution ſoothed and appeaſed.

IT ſeemed, perhaps, below the dignity of the great maſters of moral learning, to deſcend to familiar life, and caution mankind againſt that petty ambition, which is known among us by the name of vanity; which yet had been an undertaking not unworthy of the longeſt beard, and moſt ſolemn auſterity. For though the paſſions of little minds, acting in low ſtations, do not fill the world with bloodſhed and devaſtations, or mark, by great events, the periods of time, yet they torture [261] the breaſt which they happen to ſeize, infeſt thoſe that are placed within the reach of their influence, deſtroy private quiet and private virtue, and undermine, inſenſibly, the happineſs of the world.

THE deſire of excellence is laudable, but is very frequently ill directed. We fall, by chance, into ſome claſs of mankind, and, without conſulting nature or wiſdom, reſolve to gain their regard by thoſe qualities which they happen to eſteem. I once knew a man remarkably dimſighted, who, by converſing much with country gentlemen, found himſelf irreſiſtibly determined to ſylvan honours, and was very deſirous to be thought a ſkilful ſportſman. His great ambition was to ſhoot flying, and he therefore ſpent whole days in the woods perſuing game; which, before he was near enough to ſee them, his approach always frighted away.

WHEN it happens that the deſire tends to objects which produce no competition, it may be overlooked with ſome indulgence, becauſe, however fruitleſs or abſurd, it cannot have ill effects upon the morals. But moſt of our enjoyments owe their value to the peculiarity of [262] poſſeſſion, and when they are rated at too high a value, give occaſion to ſtratagems of malignity, and incite oppoſition, hatred, and defamation. The conteſt of two rural beauties for preference and diſtinction, is often ſufficiently keen and rancorous to fill their breaſts with all thoſe paſſions, which are generally thought the curſe only of ſenates, of armies, and of courts; and the rival dancers of an obſcure aſſembly have their partiſans and abettors, often not leſs exaſperated againſt each other, than thoſe who are promoting the intereſts of rival monarchs.

IT is common to conſider thoſe whom we find infected with an unreaſonable regard for trifling accompliſhments, as juſtly chargeable with all the conſequences of their folly, and as the authors of their own unhappineſs: but, perhaps, thoſe whom we thus ſcorn or deteſt, have more claim to tenderneſs than has been yet allowed them. Before we permit our ſeverity to break looſe upon any fault or error, we ought ſurely to conſider how much we have countenanced or promoted it. We ſee multitudes buſy in the perſuit of riches, at the expence of wiſdom and of virtue; but we ſee the reſt of mankind approving their conduct, [263] and inciting their eagerneſs, by paying that regard and deference to wealth, which wiſdom and virtue only can deſerve. We ſee women univerſally jealous of the reputation of their beauty, and frequently look with contempt on the care with which they ſtudy their complexions, endeavour to preſerve or to ſupply the bloom of youth, regulate every ornament, twiſt their hair into curls, and ſhade their faces from the weather. We often recommend to them the care of their nobler part, and tell them how little addition is made by all their arts to the graces of the mind. But when was it known that female virtue or knowledge was able to attract that officiouſneſs, or inſpire that ardour which beauty produces whenever it appears? And with what hope can we endeavour to perſuade the ladies, that the time ſpent at the toilet is loſt in vanity, when they have every moment ſome new conviction, that their intereſt is more effectually promoted by a ribband well diſpoſed, than by the brighteſt act of heroick virtue?

IN every inſtance of vanity it will be found, that the blame ought to be ſhared among more than it generally reaches; all who exalt trifles by immoderate praiſe, or inſtigate needleſs [264] emulation by invidious incitements, are to be conſidered as perverters of reaſon, and corrupters of the world: and ſince every man is obliged to promote happineſs and virtue, he ſhould be careful not to miſlead unwary minds, by appearing to ſet too high a value upon things by which no real excellence is conferred.

NUMB. 67. TUESDAY, November 6, 1750.

[...]Eurip.

THERE is no temper ſo univerſally indulged as hope: other paſſions operate by ſtarts on particular occaſions, or in certain parts of life; but hope begins with the firſt power of comparing our actual with our poſſible ſtate, and attends us through every ſtage and period of our lives, always urging us forward to new acquiſitions, and holding out ſome diſtant bleſſing to our view, promiſing us either relief from pain, or increaſe of happineſs.

HOPE is neceſſary in every condition. The miſeries of poverty, of ſickneſs, of captivity, [265] would, without this comfort, be inſupportable; nor does it appear that the happieſt lot of terreſtrial exiſtence can ſet us above the want of this general bleſſing, or that life, when the gifts of nature and of fortune are accumulated upon it, would not ſtill be wretched, were it not elevated and delighted by the expectation of ſome new poſſeſſion, of ſome enjoyment yet behind, by which the wiſh ſhall be at laſt ſatisfied, and the heart filled up to its utmoſt extent.

HOPE is, indeed, very fallacious, and promiſes what it ſeldom gives; but its promiſes are more valuable than the gifts of fortune, and it ſeldom fruſtrates us without aſſuring us of recompenſing the delay by a greater bounty.

I WAS muſing on this ſtrange inclination which every man feels to deceive himſelf, and conſidering the advantages and dangers proceeding from this gay proſpect of futurity, when, falling aſleep, on a ſudden I found myſelf placed in a garden, of which my ſight could deſcry no limits. Every ſcene about me was gay and gladſome, light with ſunſhine, and fragrant with perfumes; the ground [266] was painted with all the variety of ſpring, and all the choir of nature was ſinging in the groves. When I had recovered from the firſt raptures, with which the confuſion of pleaſure had for a time entranced me, I began to take a particular and deliberate view of this delightful region. I then perceived that I had yet higher gratifications to expect, and that, at a ſmall diſtance from me, there were brighter flowers, clearer fountains, and more loſty groves, where the birds, which I yet heard but faintly, were exerting all the power of melody. The trees about me were beautiful with verdure, and fragrant with bloſſoms; but I was tempted to leave them by the ſight of ripe fruits, which ſeemed to hang only to be plucked. I therefore walked haſtily forwards, but found, as I proceeded, that the colours of the field faded at my approach, the fruit fell before I reached it, the birds flew ſtill ſinging before me, and though I preſſed onward with great celerity, I was ſtill in ſight of pleaſures of which I could not yet gain the poſſeſſion, and which ſeemed to mock my diligence, and to retire as I advanced.

THOUGH I was confounded with ſo many alternations of joy and grief, I yet perſiſted to [267] go forward, in hopes that theſe fugitive delights would in time be overtaken. At length I ſaw an innumerable multitude of every age and ſex, who ſeemed all to partake of ſome general felicity; for every cheek was fluſhed with confidence, and every eye ſparkled with eagerneſs: yet each appeared to have ſome particular and ſecret pleaſure, and very few were willing to communicate their intentions, or extend their concern beyond themſelves. Moſt of them ſeemed, by the rapidity of their motion, too buſy to gratify the curioſity of a ſtranger, and therefore I was content for a while to gaze upon them, without interrupting them with troubleſome enquiries. At laſt I obſerved one man worn with time, and unable to ſtruggle in the croud; and, therefore, ſuppoſing him more at leiſure, I began to accoſt him: but he turned from me with anger, and told me he muſt not be diſturbed, for the great hour of projection was now come, when Mercury ſhould loſe his wings, and ſlavery ſhould no longer dig the mine for gold.

I LEFT hin, and attempted another, whoſe ſoftneſs of mien, and eaſy movement, gave me reaſon to hope for a more agreeable reception: but he told me, with a low bow, [268] that nothing would make him more happy than an opportunity of ſerving me, which he could not now want, for a place which he had been twenty years ſoliciting would be ſoon vacant. From him I had recourſe to the next, who was departing in haſte to take poſſeſſion of the eſtate of an uncle, who by the courſe of nature could not live long. He that followed was preparing to dive for treaſure in a new-invented bell; and another was on the point of diſcovering the longitude.

BEING thus rejected whereſoever I applied myſelf for information, I began to imagine it beſt to deſiſt from enquiry, and try what my own obſervation would diſcover: but ſeeing a young man, gay and thoughtleſs, I reſolved upon one more experiment, and was informed that I was in the garden of HOPE, the daughter of DESIRE, and that all thoſe whom I ſaw thus tumultuouſly buſtling round me, were incited by the promiſes of HOPE, and haſtening to ſeize the gifts which ſhe held in her hand.

I TURNED my ſight upward, and ſaw a goddeſs in the bloom of youth, ſitting on a throne: around her lay all the gifts of fortune, [269] and all the bleſſings of life were ſpread abroad to view; ſhe had a perpetual gayety of aſpect, and every one imagined that her ſmile, which was impartial and general, was directed to himſelf, and triumphed in his own ſuperiority to others, who had conceived the ſame confidence from the ſame miſtake.

I THEN mounted an eminence, from which I had a more extenſive view of the whole place, and could with leſs perplexity conſider the different conduct of the crouds that filled it. From this ſtation I obſerved, that the entrance into the garden of HOPE was by two gates, one of which was kept by REASON, and the other by FANCY. REASON was ſurly and ſcrupulous, and ſeldom turned the key without many interrogatories, and long heſitation; but FANCY was a kind and gentle portreſs, ſhe held her gate wide open, and welcomed all equally to the diſtrict under her ſuperintendency; ſo that the paſſage was crouded by all thoſe who either feared the examination of REASON, or had been rejected by her.

FROM the gate of REASON there was a way to the throne of HOPE, by a craggy [270] ſlippery, and winding path, called the Streight of Difficulty, which thoſe who entered with the permiſſion of the guard endeavoured to climb. But tho' they ſurveyed the way very chearfully before they began to riſe, and marked out the ſeveral ſtages of their progreſs, they commonly found unexpected obſtacles, and were obliged frequently to ſtop on the ſudden, where they imagined the way plain and even. A thouſand intricacies embarraſſed them, a thouſand ſlips threw them back, and a thouſand pitfals impeded their advance. So formidable were the dangers, and ſo frequent the miſcarriages, that many returned from the firſt attempt, and many fainted in the midſt of the way, and only a very ſmall number were led up to the ſummit of HOPE, by the hand of FORTITUDE. Of theſe few the greater part, when they had obtained the gift which HOPE had promiſed them, regretted the labour which it coſt, and felt in their ſucceſs the regret of diſappointment; the reſt retired with their prize, and were led by WISDOM to the bowers of CONTENT.

TURNING then towards the gate of FANCY, I could find no way to the ſeat of HOPE: but though ſhe ſat full in view, and held out [271] her gifts with an air of invitation, which filled every heart with rapture, the mountain was, on that ſide, inacceſſibly ſteep, but ſo channelled and ſhaded, that none perceived the impoſſibility of aſcending it, but each imagined himſelf to have diſcovered a way to which the reſt were ſtrangers. Many expedients were indeed tried by this induſtrious tribe, of whom ſome were making themſelves wings, which others were contriving to actuate by the perpetual motion. But, with all their labour, and all their artifices, they never roſe above the ground, or quickly fell back, nor ever approached the throne of HOPE, but continued ſtill to gaze at a diſtance, and laughed at the ſlow progreſs of thoſe whom they ſaw toiling in the Streight of Difficulty.

PART of the favourites of FANCY, when they had entered the garden, without making, like the reſt, any attempt to climb the mountain, turned immediately to the vale of IDLENESS, a calm and undiſturbed retirement, from whence they could always have HOPE in proſpect, and to which they pleaſed themſelves with believing that ſhe intended ſpeedily to deſcend. Theſe were indeed ſcorned by all the reſt, but they ſeemed very little affected [272] by contempt, advice, or reproof, but were reſolved to expect at eaſe the favour of the goddeſs.

AMONG this gay race I was wandering, and found them ready to anſwer all my queſtions, and willing to communicate their mirth: but turning round I ſaw two dreadful monſters entring the vale, one of whom I knew to be AGE, and the other WANT. Sport and revelling were now at an end, and an univerſal ſhrick of affright and diſtreſs burſt out and awaked me.

NUMB. 68. SATURDAY, November 10, 1750.

Vivendum rectè, cum propter plurima, tunc his
Praecipue cauſis, ut linguas mancipiorum
Contemnas; nam lingua mali pars peſſima ſervi.
JUV.

THE younger Pliny has very juſtly obſerved, that of actions which deſerve our attention, the moſt ſplendid are not always the greateſt. Fame, and wonder, and [273] applauſe, are not excited but by external and adventitious circumſtances, often diſtinct and ſeparate from virtue and heroiſm. Eminence of ſtation, greatneſs of effect, and all the favours of fortune, muſt concur to place excellence in publick view; but fortitude, and diligence, and patience, diveſted of their ſhow, glide unobſerved through the croud of life, and ſuffer and act, though with the ſame vigour and conſtancy, yet without pity and without praiſe.

THIS remark may be extended to all parts of life. Nothing is to be eſtimated by its effect upon common eyes and common ears. A thouſand miſeries make ſilent and inviſible inroads on mankind, and the heart feels innumerable throbs, which never break into complaint. Perhaps, likewiſe, our pleaſures are for the moſt part equally ſecret, and moſt are born up by ſome private ſatisfaction, ſome internal conſciouſneſs, ſome latent hope, ſome peculiar proſpect, which they never communicate, but reſerve for ſolitary hours, and clandeſtine meditation.

THE main of life is, indeed, compoſed of ſmall incidents, and petty occurrences; of [274] wiſhes for objects not remote, and grief for diſappointments of no fatal conſequence; of inſect vexations which ſting us and fly away, impertinences which buzz a while about us, and are heard no more; of meteorous pleaſures which dance before us and are diſſipated, of compliments which glide off the ſoul like other muſick, and are forgotten by him that gave and him that received them.

SUCH is the general heap out of which every man is to cull his own condition: for, as the chymiſts tell us, that all bodies are reſolvable into the ſame elements, and that the bound leſs variety of things ariſes from the different proportions of very few ingredients; ſo a few pains, and a few pleaſures are all the materials of human life, and of theſe the proportions are partly allotted by providence, and partly left to the arrangement of reaſon and of choice.

AS theſe are well or ill diſpoſed, man is for the moſt part happy or miſerable. For very few are involved in great events, or have their thread of life entwiſted with the chain of cauſes on which armies or nations are ſuſpended; and even thoſe who ſeem wholly [275] buſied in publick affairs, and elevated above low cares, or trivial pleaſures, paſs the chief part of their time in familiar and domeſtick ſcenes; from theſe they came into publick life, to theſe they are every hour recalled by paſſions not to be ſuppreſſed; in theſe they have the reward of their toils, and to theſe at laſt they retire.

THE great end of prudence is to give chearfulneſs to thoſe hours, which ſplendour cannot gild, and acclamation cannot exhilarate; thoſe ſoft intervals of unbended amuſement, in which a man ſhrinks to his own natural dimenſions, and throws aſide the ornaments or diſguiſes, which he feels in privacy to be uſeleſs incumbrances, and to loſe all effect when they become familiar. To be happy at home is the ultimate reſult of all ambition, the end to which every enterpriſe and labour tends, and of which every deſire prompts the proſecution.

IT is, indeed, at home that every man muſt be known, by thoſe who would make a juſt eſtimate either of his virtue or felicity; for ſmiles and embroidery are alike occaſional, [276] and the mind is often dreſſed for ſhow in painted honour, and fictitious benevolence.

EVERY man muſt have found ſome whoſe lives, in every houſe but their own, was a continual ſeries of hypocriſy, and who concealed under fair appearances bad qualities, which, whenever they thought themſelves out of the reach of cenſure, broke out from their reſtraint, like winds impriſoned in their caverns, and whom every one had reaſon to love, but they whoſe love a wiſe man is chiefly ſolicitous to procure. And there are others who, without any ſhow of general goodneſs, and without the attractions, by which popularity is conciliated, are received among their own families as beſtowers of happineſs, and reverenced as inſtructors, guardians, and benefactors.

THE moſt authentick witneſſes of any man's character are thoſe who know him in his own family, and ſee him without any reſtraint, or rule of conduct, but ſuch as he voluntarily preſcribes to himſelf. If a man carries virtue with him into his private apartments, and takes no advantage of unlimited power, or probable ſecreſy; if we trace him [277] through the round of his time, and find that his character, with thoſe allowances which mortal frailty muſt always want, is uniform and regular, we have all the evidence of his ſincerity, that one man can have with regard to another; and, indeed, as hypocriſy cannot be its own reward, we may, without heſitation, determine that his heart is pure.

THE higheſt panegyrick, therefore, that private virtue can receive, is the praiſe of ſervants. For, however vanity or inſolence may look down with contempt on the ſuffrage of men, undignified by wealth, and unenlightened by education, it very ſeldom happens that they commend or blame without juſtice. Vice and virtue are eaſily diſtinguiſhed. Oppreſſion, according to Harrington's aphoriſm, will be felt by thoſe that cannot ſee it; and, perhaps, it falls out very often that, in moral queſtions, the philoſophers in the gown, and in the livery, differ not ſo much in their ſentiments, as in their language, and have equal power of diſcerning right, though they cannot point it out to others with equal addreſs.

THERE are very few faults to be committed in ſolitude, or without ſome agents, partners, [278] confederates, or witneſſes; and, therefore, the ſervant muſt commonly know the ſecrets of a maſter, who has any ſecrets to entruſt; and failings, merely perſonal, are ſo frequently expoſed by that ſecurity which pride and folly generally produce, and ſo inquiſitively watched by that deſire of reducing the inequalities of condition, which the lower orders of the world will always feel, that the teſtimony of a menial domeſtick can ſeldom be conſidered as defective for want of knowledge. And though its impartiality may be ſometimes ſuſpected, it is at leaſt as credible as that of equals, where rivalry inſtigates cenſure, or friendſhip dictates palliations.

THE danger of betraying our weakneſs to our ſervants, and the impoſſibility of concealing it from them, may be juſtly conſidered as one motive to a regular and irreproachable life. For no condition is more hateful or deſpicable, than his who has put himſelf in the power of his ſervant; in the power of him whom, perhaps, he has firſt corrupted by making him ſubſervient to his vices, and whoſe fidelity he therefore cannot enforce by any precepts of honeſty or reaſon. It is ſeldom known that authority, thus acquired, is poſſeſſed without [279] inſolence, or that the maſter is not forced to confeſs, by his tameneſs or forbearance, that he has enſlaved himſelf by ſome fooliſh confidence. And his crime is equally puniſhed, whatever part he takes of the choice to which he is reduced; and he is, from that fatal hour, in which he ſacrificed his dignity to his paſſions, in perpetual dread of inſolence or defamation; of a controuler at home, or an accuſer abroad. He is condemned to purchaſe, by continual bribes, that ſecreſy which bribes never ſecured, and which, after a long courſe of ſubmiſſion, promiſes, and anxieties, he will find violated in a fit of rage, or in a frolick of drunkenneſs.

TO dread no eye, and to ſuſpect no tongue, is the great prerogative of innocence; an exemption granted only to invariable virtue. But guilt has always its horrors and ſolicitudes; and, to make it yet more ſhameful and deteſtable, is doomed often to ſtand in awe of thoſe, to whom nothing could give influence or weight, but their power of betraying.

NUMB. 69. TUESDAY, November 13, 1750.

[280]
Flet quoque, ut in ſpeculo rugas adſpexit aniles,
Tyndaris; et ſecum, cur ſit bis rapta, requirit.
Tempus edax rerum, tuque invidioſa vetuſtas
Omnia deſtruitis: vitiataque dentibus aevi
Paulatim lentâ conſumitis omnia morte.
OVID.

AN old Greek epigrammatiſt, intending to ſhew the miſeries that attend the laſt ſtage of man, imprecates upon thoſe who are ſo fooliſh as to wiſh for long life, the calamity of continuing to grow old from century to century. He thought that no adventitious or foreign pain was requiſite, that decrepitude itſelf was an epitome of all that is dreadful, and that nothing could be added to the curſe of age, but that it ſhould be extended beyond its natural limits.

THE moſt indifferent or negligent ſpectator can indeed ſcarcely retire, without heavineſs of heart, from a view of the laſt ſcenes of the tragedy of life, in which he finds thoſe who in the former parts of the drama were [281] diſtinguiſhed by oppoſition of conduct, contrariety of deſigns, and diſſimilitude of perſonal qualities, all involved in one common diſtreſs, and all ſtruggling with affliction which they cannot hope to overcome.

ALL the other miſeries, which way-lay our paſſage through the world, wiſdom may eſcape, and fortitude may conquer: by caution and circumſpection we may ſteal along with very little to obſtruct or incommode us; by ſpirit and vigour we may force a way, and reward the vexation of conteſt by the pleaſures of victory. But a time muſt come when all our policy and our bravery ſhall be equally uſeleſs; when we ſhall all ſink into helpleſneſs and ſadneſs, without any power of receiving ſolace from the pleaſures that have formerly delighted us, or any proſpect of emerging into a ſecond poſſeſſion of the bleſſings that we have loſt.

THE induſtry of man has, indeed, not been wanting in endeavours to procure comforts for theſe hours of dejection and melancholy, and to gild the dreadful gloom with artificial light. The moſt uſual ſupport of old age is wealth. He whoſe poſſeſſions are [282] large, and whoſe cheſts are full, imagines himſelf always fortified againſt invaſions on his authority, and ſecure, at leaſt from open inſult, and apparent contempt. If he has loſt all other means of government, if his ſtrength and his reaſon fail him, he can at leaſt alter his will; and therefore all that have hopes muſt likewiſe have fears, and he may ſtill continue to give laws to ſuch as have not ceaſed to regard their own intereſt.

THIS is, indeed, too frequently the citadel of the dotard, the laſt fortreſs to which age retires, and in which he makes the ſtand againſt the upſtart race, that is perpetually ſeizing his domains, diſputing his commands, and cancelling his preſcriptions. But here, though there may be ſafety, there is no pleaſure; and what remains is but a proof that more was once poſſeſſed.

NOTHING ſeems to have been more univerſally dreaded by the ancients than orbity, or want of children; and indeed, to a man who has ſurvived all the companions of his youth, all who have participated his pleaſures and his cares, have been engaged in the ſame events, and filled their minds with the ſame [283] conceptions, this full peopled world is a diſmal ſolitude. He ſtands forlorn and ſilent, neglected or inſulted, in the midſt of multitudes, animated with hopes which he cannot ſhare, and employed in buſineſs which he is no longer able to forward or retard; nor can he find any to whom his life or his death are of importance, unleſs he has ſecured ſome domeſtic gratifications, ſome tender employments, and endeared himſelf to ſome whoſe intereſt and gratitude may unite them to him.

SO different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future, or backward to the paſt; and ſo different the opinions and ſentiments which this contrariety of appearance naturally produces, that the converſation of the old and young ends generally with contempt or pity on either ſide. To a young man entering the world, with fulneſs of hope, and ardor of perſuit, nothing is ſo unpleaſing as the cold caution, the ſaint expectations, the ſcrupulous diffidence which experience and diſappointments certainly infuſe; and the old man wonders in his turn that the world never can grow wiſer, that neither precepts, nor teſtimonies, can cure boys of their credulity and ſufficiency; and that not one can be convinced [284] that ſnares are laid for him, till he finds himſelf entangled.

THUS one generation is always the ſcorn and wonder of the other, and the notions of the old and young are like liquors of different gravity and texture which never can unite. The ſpirits of youth, ſublimed by health, and volatiliſed by paſſion, ſoon leave behind them the phlegmatic ſediment of warineſs and deliberation, and burſt out in temerity and enterpriſe. The tenderneſs therefore which nature infuſes, and which long habits of beneficence confirm, is neceſſary to reconcile ſuch oppoſition; and an old man muſt be a father to bear with patience thoſe follies and abſurdities, which he will perpetually imagine himſelf to find in the ſchemes and expectations, the pleaſures and the ſorrows, of thoſe who have not yet been hardened by time, and chilled by fruſtration.

YET it may be doubted, whether the pleaſure of ſeeing children ripening into ſtrength and importance, be not overbalanced by the pain of ſeeing ſome fall in the bloſſom, and others blaſted in their growth; ſome ſhaken down by ſtorms, ſome tainted with cankers, [285] and ſome ſhrivelled in the ſhade; and whether he that extends his care beyond himſelf, does not multiply his anxieties more than his pleaſure, and weary himſelf to no purpoſe by ſuperintending what he cannot regulate.

BUT though age be to every order of human being ſufficiently terrible, it is particularly to be dreaded by fine ladies, who have had no other end or ambition, than to fill up the day and the night, with dreſs, diverſions and flattery, and who having made no acquaintance with knowledge, or with buſineſs, have conſtantly caught all their ideas from the current prattle of the hour, and been indebted for all their happineſs to compliments and treats. With theſe ladies, age begins early, and very often laſts long; it begins when their beauty fades, when their mirth loſes its ſprightlineſs, and their motion its caſe. From that time all that gave them joy vaniſhes from about them; they hear the praiſes beſtowed on others, which uſed to ſwell their boſoms with exultation. They viſit the ſeats of ſelicity, and endeavour to continue the habit of being delighted. But pleaſure is only received when we believe that we give it in return; and neglect and petulance ſoon inform them that their power [286] and their value are paſt; and what then remains but a tedious and comfortleſs uniformity of time, without any motion of the heart, or exerciſe of the reaſon?

YET, however age may diſcourage us by its appearance from conſidering it in proſpect, we ſhall all by degrees certainly be old; and therefore we ought to enquire, what proviſion can be made againſt that time of diſtreſs? what happineſs can be ſtored up againſt the winter of life? and how we may paſs our latter years with ſerenity and chearfulneſs?

IF it has been found by the experience of mankind, that no ſeaſon of life is able to ſupply itſelf with ſufficient gratifications, without anticipating uncertain felicities, it cannot ſurely be ſuppoſed, that old age, worn with labours, harraſſed with anxieties, and tortured with diſeaſes, ſhould have any gladneſs of its own, or feel any ſatisfaction from the contemplation of the preſent. All the comfort that can now be expected muſt be recalled from the paſt, or borrowed from the future; the paſt is too often very ſoon exhauſted, all the events or actions of which the memory can afford pleaſure are quickly recollected; and [287] the future lies beyond the grave, where it can be reached only by virtue and devotion.

PIETY, then, is the only proper and adequate relief of decaying man, ſince this world can give him no further proſpects. He, therefore, that grows old without religious hopes, as he declines into imbecillity, and feels pains and ſorrows inceſſantly crowding upon him, falls into a gulph of bottomleſs miſery, in which every reflection muſt plunge him deeper, and where he finds only new gradations of anguiſh, and precipices of horrour.

NUMB. 70. SATURDAY, Novemb. 17, 1750.

—Argentea proles,
Auro doterior, fulvo pretioſior aere.
OVID.

HESIOD, in his celebrated diſtribution of mankind, divides them into three orders of intellect. "The firſt place, ſays he, belongs to him that can by his own powers diſcern what is right and fit, and penetrate to the remoter motives of action. The ſecond is claimed by him that is willing [288] to hear inſtruction, and can perceive right and wrong when they are ſhewn him by another; but he that has neither acuteneſs nor docility, who can neither find the way by himſelf, nor will be led by others, is a wretch without uſe or value."

IF we ſurvey the moral world, it will be found, that the ſame diviſion may be made of men, with regard to their virtue. There are ſome whoſe principles are ſo firmly fixed, whoſe conviction is ſo conſtantly preſent to their minds, and who have raiſed in themſelves ſuch ardent wiſhes for the approbation of God, and the happineſs with which he has promiſed to reward obedience and perſeverance, that they riſe above all other cares and conſiderations, and uniformly examine every action and every deſire, by comparing it with the divine commands. There are others in a kind of equipoiſe between good and ill; who are moved on one part by riches or pleaſure, by the gratifications of paſſion, and the delights of ſenſe; and, on the other, by laws of which they own the obligation, and rewards of which they believe the reality, and whom a very ſmall addition of weight turns either way. The third claſs conſiſts of beings immerſed [289] in pleaſure, or abandoned to paſſion, without any deſire of higher good, or any effort to extend their thoughts beyond immediate and groſs ſatisfactions.

THE ſecond claſs is ſo much more numerous than the firſt and laſt, that it may be conſidered as compriſing the whole body of mankind. Thoſe of the laſt are not very many, and of the firſt are very few; and neither the one nor the other fall much under the conſideration of the moraliſt, whoſe precepts are intended chiefly for thoſe who are endeavouring to go forward up the ſteeps of virtue, not for thoſe who have already reached the ſummit, or thoſe who are reſolved to ſtay for ever in their preſent ſituation.

TO a man not verſed in the living world, but accuſtomed to judge of every thing only by ſpeculative reaſon, it is ſcarcely credible that any one ſhould be in this ſtate of indifference, or ſtand undetermined and unengaged, ready to follow the firſt call to either ſide. It ſeems certain, that a man either muſt believe that virtue will make him happy, and reſolve therefore to be virtuous, or think that he may be happy without virtue, and therefore [290] caſt off all care but for his preſent intereſt. It ſeems impoſſible that conviction ſhould be on one ſide, and practice on the other; and that he who has ſeen the right way, ſhould voluntarily ſhut his eyes, that he may quit it with more tranquillity. Yet all theſe abſurdities are every hour to be found; the wiſeſt and beſt men deviate from known and acknowledged duties, by inadvertency or ſurpriſe; and moſt are good no longer than while temptation is away, than while their paſſions are without excitements, and their opinions are free from the counteraction of any other motive.

AMONG the ſentiments which almoſt every man changes as he advances into years, is the expectation of uniformity of character. He that without acquaintance with the power of deſire, the cogency of diſtreſs, the complications of affairs, or the force of particular influence, has filled his mind with the excellence of virtue; he who having never tried his reſolution in any encounters with hope or fear, believes it able to ſtand firm whatever ſhall oppoſe it, will be always clamorous againſt the ſmalleſt failure, ready to exact the utmoſt punctualities of right, and to conſider [291] every man that fails in any part of his duty, as without conſcience and without merit; unworthy of truſt, or love, or pity, or regard; as an enemy whom all ſhould join to drive out of ſociety, as a peſt which all ſhould avoid, or as a weed which all ſhould trample.

IT is not but by experience, that we are taught the poſſibility of retaining ſome virtues, and rejecting others, or of being good or bad to a particular degree. For it is very eaſy to the ſolitary reaſoner to prove that the ſame arguments by which the mind is fortified againſt one crime are of equal force againſt all, and the conſequence very naturally follows, that he whom they fail to move on any occaſion, has either never conſidered them, or has by ſome fallacy taught himſelf to evade their validity; and that, therefore, when a man is known to be guilty of one crime, no farther evidence is needful of his depravity and corruption.

YET ſuch is the ſtate of all mortal virtue, that it is always uncertain and variable, ſometimes extending to the whole compaſs of duty, and ſometimes ſhrinking into a narrow ſpace, and fortifying only a few avenues of [292] the heart, while all the reſt is left open to the incurſions of appetite, or given up to the dominion of wickedneſs. Nothing therefore is more unjuſt than to judge of man by too ſhort an acquintance, and too ſlight inſpection; for it often happens, that in the looſe, and thoughtleſs, and diſſipated, there is a ſecret radical worth, which may ſhoot out by proper cultivation; that the ſpark of heaven, though dimmed and obſtructed, is yet not extinguiſhed, but may by the breath of counſel and exhortation be kindled into flame.

TO imagine that every one who is not completely good is irrecoverably abandoned, is to ſuppoſe that all are capable of the ſame degrees of excellence; it is indeed to exact, from all, that prefection which none ever can attain. And ſince the pureſt virtue is conſiſtent with ſome vice, and the virtue of the greateſt number with almoſt an equal proportion of contrary qualities, let none too haſtily conclude that all goodneſs is loſt, though it may for a time be clouded and overwhelmed; for moſt minds are the ſlaves of external circumſtances, and conform to any hand that undertakes to mould them, roll down any torrent of cuſtom in which they happen to [293] be caught, or bend to any importunity that bears hard againſt them.

IT may be particularly obſerved of women, that they are for the moſt part good or bad, as they fall among thoſe who practice vice or virtue; and that neither education nor reaſon gives them much ſecurity againſt the influence of example. Whether it be that thay have leſs courage to ſtand againſt oppoſition, or that their deſire of admiration makes them ſacrifice their principles to the poor pleaſure of worthleſs praiſe, it is certain, whatever be the cauſe, that female goodneſs ſeldom keeps its ground againſt laughter, flattery, or faſhion.

FOR this reaſon, every one ſhould conſider himſelf as entruſted, not only with his own conduct, but with that of others; and as accountable, not only for the duties which he neglects, or the crimes that he commits, but for that negligence and irregularity which he may encourage or inculcate. Every man, in whatever ſtation, has, or endeavours to have his followers, admirers, and imitators; has therefore the influence of his example to watch with care; he ought to avoid not only crimes but the appearance of crimes, and not [294] only to practiſe virtue, but to applaud, countenance, and ſupport it. For it is poſſible that for want of attention we may teach others faults from which ourſelves are free, or by a heedleſs negligence or cowardly deſertion of a good cauſe, which we ourſelves approve, may alienate thoſe who fix their eyes upon us, and who, having no certain rule of their own to guide their courſe in the ocean of the world, are eaſily confounded by the aberrations of that example which they chuſe for their direction.

FINIS.
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